dehermetization of cabbage is when you cook cabbage with cabbage, and you get a soup with cabbage and cabbage

We have a young, friendly team, we regularly arrange all kinds of actions and flashmobs. Launched on the portal a voicemail: "who has what color of the cowards" :) Rejoiced one character who replied that he is free of cowards. When asked why I didn’t wear jeans ;)

Are you ready to serve the good of your country? To cleanse Mother Earth from dirt?
For the Holy Inquisition?
HGH: Almost almost Saturday on Friday.

I cleaned the computer from a porn banner. Trojans and other ugliness - at least remove it.
Guess whose computer? The security chief :)

I don't know why everybody is so upset with Bieber for his words that he's Kurt Cobain
Maybe he meant that he would shoot himself out of a gun.

Under the window, the child played in the filming brigade. Two, with a punch, actors, director and assistant. The actors fight, here one of them slaps and falls.The director from the suburb - "You are fired!Nikita, bring me coffee! Unable to work. and. and"

and Cartman? O O O O O

[17:02:36] M: Vhm!
[17:02:39] M: vhm
M is fucking!
[17:02:47] M: mr
[17:02:55] Alexander :D
Alexander: Has the wool drowned?

Why didn’t you kiss me this morning? and (
I was afraid to wake you up, Sun.
Do not be afraid to be pleasant.
Is it in the morning? Am I such? In the morning, I am more young than I am.

XHH: saw last day advertising on television - now mobile phones will be sold by the mail of Russia in its offices
WOW: Well, it’s clear that the packages were printed and they’ll sell.

XXX: Sleeping in a couple. I am almost asleep, the phone is ringing in my bag. I quickly crash from my seat, run out into the corridor with my phone overweight.
A friend called me on a weekend account. I go back.
XXX: And here the student publishes:
The conscience called?

The grammar:

How you got it. In any numbering system, it is always 10!

Especially in the double. and ;)

There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who don’t.

Ochoa, also known as w0rmer, a member of the hacking group CabinCr3w, added a tweet to @Anonw0rmer in February with a link to a site where he posted the hacked data. At the bottom of the page was a busty girl with the inscription "PwNd by w0rmer & CabinCr3w <3 u BiTch's!".

The photo was taken using an iPhone with a GPS not turned off, the data from Exif was not deleted, so the FBI without much trouble found out where this cute girl lives (where in Australia). And of course, she did not forget to indicate on her Facebook profile who her boyfriend was – Higinio Ochoa, a 30-year-old Linux administrator from Texas. On March 20, Higinio was arrested on suspicion of hacking government websites.

I talk to a friend:
I: Behold, the thumb of my hand is broken, the fracture is difficult. I couldn’t put it back, now my finger is curved!
Girlfriend: Oh well well. Now, if you are killed and corrupted, you can be recognized by your finger!
I: Yes, this is a plus, really!

osin: found on the website of the MSU Faculty of Psychology on the letter "psy":
For a long time, letters came to the Faculty, in which we wrote: "And why did you hang the emblem of Ukraine on your website?"or "I understand that Quake is a good game, but why should its symbol be hanged on the official site of the Faculty?" and, finally, "What is the Jewish candlestick on your site?"...

What is "Mac OS X"?

With a sense of importance and contempt for the simple mortals.

(C) Zhbert, LOR

Did you hear that Russia is now a member of the WTO?
YYYYYYYYYYY What other bodies have they received?

The fool knows everything, but the wise man doubts everything.

David Rosenhan, a professor of psychology and law at Stanford University, conducted an interesting experiment.
He selected eight completely normal people: three psychologists, a psychiatrist, a pediatrician, an artist, a housewife and a graduate student.

All of them turned to psychiatric clinics as people who “are concerned about their mental health.” Everyone told the truth about themselves and their condition, except for one detail – they allegedly heard voices saying “empty”, “deaf”, “stitch”. The doctors considered them mentally ill. They were all sent to clinics.

Immediately after hospitalization, the doctors told them they felt great and no more voices were heard. Everyone was on treatment for 52 days and behaved like normal people.

Results of:
According to the results of treatment, seven were diagnosed with schizophrenia, and one was diagnosed with manic-depressive psychosis.
After being discharged from the clinic, their condition was described by doctors as “improved,” “in remission,” but no doctor thought they had recovered.
None of the doctors knew they were completely healthy. They were “divided” by patients – they decided that they were faced by journalists or hospital inspectors.

After the publication of the results of the experiment, all psychiatric clinics questioned them, saying that such gross mistakes were impossible. Professor Rosenhan proposed to repeat the experiment, saying that he would send to them some more imaginary patients.

The clinics carefully diagnosed the following 193 patients, and 41 of them were diagnosed as “pseudopathic”.
In fact, the professor did not send a single person to the clinic.

The willpower is to see the inscription "My messages (1)", turn off the computer and go to bed.

In the room from childhood there was a universal barrage, but the flommasters are always, the rabbit, on the rainbow!