Okay, I’m going to sleep.)
Relax in advance :D

yyy: Good dreams, and not as I have. I had a day in a dream with a calmar man communicated, dusted on another planet, where everything was like in America of the 19th century and had super-capabilities.

Muzofob: Two Jehovah’s Witnesses came yesterday. Gave a good word. We asked if we agreed that a wife should respect her husband, because the Creator wants it; although I am not very similar to a wife (well that I have a long hair). And they even read a straw from the New Testament passage, where it is written that the Creator demands that the “wife” deeply respect her husband. It was treated as a “wife should always respect her husband, even the booze.”
muzofob: I asked them, and where it is written "always", while it is written "deep", and why they interpret it as "permanently". They answered that it was written elsewhere, and you need to read it all, then it will become clear from the context what it means “always, constantly.” I asked where exactly it was written, the chapter, the verse... They said they were not ready to answer, they would prepare, and they would come another time, but I said it wasn’t necessary, all of their appearance suggesting that they had overcome the test, and polently said goodbye.
muzofob: For their next possible parish, it is necessary to look for various translations of the Four Books and to sink them on the possible vagueness of translations from the Greek.

It is time for the button "I want more" to change to "bla, next"

xxx: I sold the “old” iPad because of the bugs when drawing on the screen and bought a regular notebook instead.
YYY: The difference is probably also missed, so the profit is twice obvious.

There everything starts badly, continues badly and ends badly.
This is called Russian cinema.

I put a full canned bottle on my feet.
I: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, pay attention, not a single motherly word!
Watching this brother: but the running line was very expressive!

discussion of the calls on the phone (well type "I hid the body..what next?" on a random number):
I am pregnant, I am driving.
Wow, I also sent it, and the girl replies to me "I’m pregnant?I am pregnant, I am pregnant, I am pregnant, what do I do?and "
Then her boyfriend called and began to find out what type of his Lucy was pregnant or not, such a brain output was.

I want a small domestic pig. Today is March 8. All my wishes are law.
YYY: It is well. When is February 23? Then we will eat it. I will wait :)
I have changed my mind :(

xxx: Hi to you :)
YYY: Hello
Let’s get to know you :)
YYY: No
XXX: I want to meet you.
YYY: The meaning of it? Why Why?
xxx: suddenly you are the most predetermined half of me, we would meet,
If you met me, you would give me a daughter, Angel, then our acquaintance with you
It has grown into something more... Let’s get to know each other.
YYY: O_0
YYYYYYYYY

I am in solidarity with the Hindus: the dust must be scattered over the place where the deceased was pleased to be while alive, over the sea, for example.
YYY: 90% of our co-responsible, it comes to disperse in supermarkets with food

Growing up is when "mama doesn't allow" changes to "mama will worry".

The bas is becoming more and more like the online department of Cosmopolitan. A bunch of pseudo-smart articles and advice from people who themselves have no idea what they are writing.

I sit with my friend on Skype. He suddenly falls.

Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
[0:01:05] xxx: aaa
Theme: Midnight
The Internet has turned back into a butterfly.

You really don’t know why the cat sats in the shoes? By smell, guys, by smell they are oriented. Baths of oak bark can get rid of two problems at once.
I cannot thank.

Last week I shaved my husband, it was very short. I’m upset with him now, the cowboy. Yesterday I went to the hairdresser myself, made a haircut with a dotted jaw - a beauty spot! So this shit misleading me now except Adolphic does not call...:' (((

From the news:
The unknown launched four missiles and one salute in the direction of the helicopter. The helicopter hangs over the launch site of the missiles and studies the situation.
How they politically correctly described the word "ohuel".

Judging by the number of incoming SMS messages, my girlfriend’s name is MTS =(

It turned out that my wife has a good musical taste.She cannot tolerate Stas Mikhailov.

He realized that he was raising his daughter correctly.
I came from work today and woke up. In the bathroom swims a kilogram of nuts, plays slicknot, the daughter runs in anti-gas and a white coat.
I: Did you put nuts in the bath?
Her questions frustrate me. It is a brain in formaline. I play a pathologist.
9 year old child.

From the Eve article:
" "flown for a week to Pattaya - boys - there are such calves!" (Pattaya bodies the main thing is to watch a kadyk; smart people advised)"