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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63146
 20.04.2012
Special thanks to the incognito, who sent a message at 5 a.m. with the text "Happy Birthday,Wake up and sing, fuck"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63145
 20.04.2012
I try for the first time to paint in a corel from scratch, I feel like Ostap Bender, drawing a sower, throwing out bonds of a state loan...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63144
 20.04.2012
Q: Do you know which moment in the "Chicken" is your favorite? When he finally stands up.
Are you tired of the movie?
We probably don’t need to communicate.
He is not standing up!! to
Tagged with: эх

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63143
 20.04.2012
X: I have something for a beer.
Yyy: Let’s take the butterflies so that we don’t run into the sorting.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63142
 20.04.2012
because of the fact that I try to write competently and place all the signs of interruption, I am often taken for a spam bot :-(

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63141
 20.04.2012
x:the seal in the article:"On the planet already more than 6 billion people.and that does not count the visitors!! to
This is not a misleading, but a leakage of information.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63140
 20.04.2012
Alice had never seen such a strange goose.
The goose was lying on the hat of a huge mushroom, and it was just huge.
Good day! Alice spoke.
– Who... you... – long said the goose.
The goose smoked a large tube. With each word, the club of smoke. Sweet and mocked, they climbed up, swinging and confusing themselves, carried away by a light warm wind.
“Maybe I’ll smoke too,” thought Alice.
And she no longer thought of the wicked and glamorous queen, of the poorly characterized masochistic king, of the major hatcher with his marginal rabbit, not even of the erotic smile of the old Cheshire pedophile...
Until the very morning...
Before I woke up...
From an unbearable headache.
In a one-room apartment...
In the outskirts of Salt Lake City...
Next to it was a cushioned in a fur tapk... and the book “Alice in the mirror”, placed in the very middle of a piece of salt that had already dried up...
and Ophigete! Alice spoke, noticing a complete absence of breasts, a penis in jeans and a three-day chest.
I am...binding it. He once again swore to himself.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63139
 20.04.2012
I get out of the wide pants and slowly put on to work!))))

Congratulations on Friday, friends!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63138
 20.04.2012
We lie down with the girl before going to bed, talked, silenced a little, then the dialogue:
Zhao, I am uncomfortable. Go back to me, otherwise I won’t sleep.
I am??? O_O
(d) Well, I’m trying to breathe synchronously with you, I can’t and I get psychotic because of it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63137
 20.04.2012
In the VK:

Four things cannot be returned: a stone if it is thrown away, a word if it is said, a case if it is missed, and the time that has expired.

Sasha: And the shit that was washed...

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63136
 20.04.2012
The daughter paints the Easter rabbit on the grass and laughs. To encourage me, I say:

I: Okay, the rabbit must be funny.
But I don’t have a funny rabbit, but a grass.
My husband thought: funny? Very good grass.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63135
 20.04.2012
The Rebel
I remembered going here somehow it doesn’t really matter what another Hollywood tower. We sit, we wait, the light is extinguished, the background of the clips goes, people around different non-cultural behavior and here the light is extinguished, the movie begins and... falls into the blue screen of death windows. The light is turned on again, there are clips, then everything is repeated, and then before a bunch of roasted hamsters appears the Windows boot screen and we watch a movie. The room was lying.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №63134
 20.04.2012
I am wearing my socks here.

Oxred: Where is the hole?

Malaria: As always

Where the big finger is

Oxred: Well, you have to sew, you pull the hole forward and press it under your fingers and all.)

Maly: Let me understand you.

Malayr: Fuck to die)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №63133
 20.04.2012
From one game:

S01E01 – Help me! He began to play a guard, when before he kicked up to £5 he gave a quest to go to some portal at the end of the forest! I go into the portal and throw out the game! and so on 4 persons in a row! Explain why?
In reality, everything is normal.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63132
 20.04.2012
R.K.: One morning, the mechanic of the electric train, which was going from Zelenograd to Moscow, said: “The electric train is going to Moscow with all the stops possible.” I’m sure no one needed morning coffee after that.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63131
 20.04.2012
The basic law of gender-to-gender economic relations: while “normal” babies are out, the babble goes to the fools.

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63130
 20.04.2012
I work as an operator in a cage. A man approaches and asks:
M - Is there a screwdriver?
I am what?
M is love!! to
I'm careful for what?
M: I have to pull the bull!! to

mishutka

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63129
 20.04.2012
[16:00:39] xxx: Hasids roast goats on the balcony.
[16:01:21] vvv: On the wheel? Or in an anal exorcist?

[ + 7 - ] Comment quote №63128
 20.04.2012
When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn’t call his ex. The former calls him.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63127
 20.04.2012
Do you want to swallow? What are your plans for the evening?
Working, eating and sleeping
The animal!

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