I was painted in red, not acid but noticeably changed the color. I met a friend. He did not notice. With whom does not happen. But, we pass by near the ATM, he says that it was like another. I look like a bankomat. I ask what the difference is. He replied, half a ton was darker. Shit, that the ATM changed the color for half a ton he noticed, and that I changed the color for four tons - not.

alex (20:54:28 17/04/2012)
Are your breasts an erogenous zone?and [
ylka (20:54:47 17/04/2012)
One of them...
Alex (20:55:05 17/04/2012)
What’s wrong with the second breast? Paralyzed by :
ylka (20:55:17 17/04/2012)
The MLA! One of the erogenous zones.

As in the institute at the Lractic from the morning, one group, who works as a bartender and just from the shift, almost falls asleep, the teacher every time looking at him issues:
Go home, I let you go!
No, it has already been released.

A nuclear bomb is also not difficult to make if all the details are at hand.
Mentos and kola?
Tagged: uranium
Uranium and car?

x> I went to yoga yesterday. The instructor says: Breathe with your toes, pull the anus and eyes towards each other.
Y> It seems the translator was wrong. The original was: who does not breathe with his fingers, the eye on his ass stretch!

xxx is. Do you put your soul in the records?
YYYYY Is it possible to take a photocopy?

My daughter is 10 years old. Her height is 1 m 50 cm, and she is already growing with her grandmother. Should my grandmother buy a child’s car seat?

The youth is gone!
XX: nor can they normally write, nor can they formulate their thoughts.
XXX is horror!
solidarity with you (
ZZZ: How old are you?
YYY: 21
Xxx: 21
zzz: oh fuck, you are the elderly dinosaurs of time

Z&Nuda: He got it!In the cafe after eating will collapse on the chair and toothbrushes in the teeth

It’s fitting for everyone :(

Zizi: Tell him that you are decent people, and, in the end, you can be cut off.

Unnoticed :)))

Z&Nuda said :(

I was surprised and asked, but why do the waitresses put toothbrushes on the table?

Is he a Neanderthal?

Z&Nuda: Ugu:( and then went to the toilet with a toothbrush, returned and said: "Imagine,

Someone put a toilet paper there!! I wanted to use it, but I remembered in time.

We are good people."
and :(

I broke up with yours yesterday. He took all his things and left his socks. I will throw them out, in the window, let them break!

From the recall in the Android market on the alarm to disable which you need to solve math problems.
Capped
I found a bug - if in the standard task manager twice to tap on the completion, then it stops ripping, please fix, two weeks I can no longer get up in time.

I went to a shop and exchanged bills. It is 11 p.m. and the store is closing. Let’s go, friend without a back mind:
Please exchange five hundred rubles. You will end soon anyway.

xxx: Remember, our medicains have the habit of calling what we call "peach", "peach"?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So, behold, she came to check the mantle, and when Serega approached, she looked at his hand, and said, “You have something, a little piss.”
XXX: Friendly Gogot spread across the floors
YYY: XD

The AAA:
I just got out of the plane - Moscow-Shanghai - 10 hours of flight, $#huy
The BBB:
$#huy... I can’t even imagine what a terrible match it was if you closed everything with symbols except the word E. :D

Disk Images for System Recovery:

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Vacancies on the website of employers:
It is necessary to daily and systematically dig the trunk around the building.
and all)

The moonës moonlight
by 21:26
And you are the fathers for what you need, or the type of your business to put in, and then it doesn’t matter*-)

and worship-
by 21:27
I did not insert. At least you))) and when I insert, I perfectly understand what threatens and what responsibility.

The moonës moonlight
by 21:29
No, there are not many people like you!

and worship-
by 21:29
Do you now understand what you wrote?

One day a lawyer told me:
You don’t know who to be afraid of. The most terrifying people are the historians of the Republic of Mordovia! Literally in a few years they found the Mordov roots not only in the entire Russian "elite": stars of the show business, politicians and so on; not only in all historical Russian personalities, from Peter the First to Fyodor Ushakov, but even already in Hollywood stars of world size!!! Soon the Bible will have to be rewritten, because they will say that not Jesus, not the Lord, but the Holy Spirit was surely a Morduin, because the names were not yet invented by the Mordue and were called holy spirits. The Crusades were not there. Not there at first. Then Hitler and Napoleon sought to Solemn Mordovia, but they were not allowed to go further to Moscow. And the Tatar Mongols arrived, but they did not go further to Mordovia and established their capital there.
When I was about 20 years old, the Republic celebrated the 500th anniversary of the establishment of Mordovia. This year, when I am about 50, they celebrate the 1000th anniversary of reunification with the Russian state. 500 years have passed!!! 10,000 years ago there was a sea in Mordovia. In a couple of years, they will celebrate the 10,000th anniversary of the day when the Mordians (wrongly called the Marsians, over the course of a long time the name was distorted) landed in the center of the planet (it can easily be found on the map in the radius of 100 km from Saransk) and settled all over the planet, became the ancestors of modern Homo sapiens.
Fear the historians!! to

For 15 minutes, she tried to switch to the next song in her pocket on the lighter.

XXX is so cool! You look at the breasts, and they are.