The camera with the face detection function on a batch of pork saw 5 people!!! Lumix, his mother 😉

XXX: Christ is in the midst!
It is indeed a sleep.

Users of Ubuntu Christian Edition believe that the processes in this OS are not completed, but move into one of two swaps on some remote server. In which of the swaps this process will fall depends on its logs.

So, my beloved underdeveloped impasse, today we will continue our lessons of life.
We remind:
A number is a number from zero to nine, and a number is any set of numbers.
"47", "52", "13" - not numbers.
Also, any number is a number, but not all numbers are numbers.

With the desire to kill you all, your cap.

The most likes in the Satanic-Gothic group collected a collection of photos... horses
I also love horses.
Everyone loves horses.
Not everyone loves people.

XXX: What Happened? What is status?
I hate myself, I hate myself and people.
I think it was with this phrase that Hitler began his career.

XXX: I was fired again. This is the third time I have to go to the army.
Yyy: Three times from the first course – you are strong. I think you and the army will be removed in half a year.

Ash: You could call me.
I broke the phone somewhere.
Shade: Oh
by SHI
...
and Shade:
All of it?
Thanks, I found it
It is good that the old Nokia is loud.
If I could find my phone in my shoe.

While I was putting in the capsule, I forgot what I wanted to write!

From Twitter:

Pope Francis ‏ @Moscow_advokat
It turns out that Titanic drowned on Stolypin’s birthday, just on the 50th anniversary. I don’t think the celebration was too dark.

Max Crylov ‏ @makseest
@Moscow_advokat If you consider that he was killed six months earlier, it is not at all.

A friend bought a Bear Grills knife.
“Now I have a knife and instructions on how to survive with it... but it’s in English, so we’re going to die.

In Irkutsk, the polytech was built in the shape of the letter "Z", and next to three houses, the first two in the shape of the letters HU, but they did not decide to build further =)

Give me the coordinates on Google Maps :)

I met a girl on the internet.
They talked:
...
I: How are you with polyglot?
D: What is it? You guys are all the same.
blocked contact

KRAPA: I lost the bank guard yesterday. I sat in the mentorship.
TryeL: Ah, how did you like that?
Krupa: He was the first to start. I did until the last.
TryeL : he-he, that is to say, Krapa came to the bank, and then a guard hit him, he said "and there is an account here? What if I find it?" and how will it give in the cheek. :-D
I didn’t even go to the bank. He was fucking on the street. You are a fucking hero.
TryeL: So is the rest exactly like that? O_O
Krapa: No, the shirt broke, shit, pull inside tried.
TryeL : to pull into the bank?, that is, now the banks are forcibly pulling people to give them a loan or open an account?
I was sitting under the tree in front of the bank.
TryeL : aaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!! Crab, you made my day!! to

People know the movie:

For the first and last time, please help me find a childhood film.
A young teacher of karate, a group of his students, a song of a tribe that was subsequently modernized by one of the students, and the teacher's final fight with someone - here are fragments of memories about this film.

This is the film "Only the strongest" info 100%.

How did you decide to do repairs in the kitchen?
I was wondering what was under the linoleum.

Conversation between the seller and the buyer:
Is there any lottery?
U – no
Take a condom for 5 rubles.
This is the lottery.

After watching the show "Who Wants to Become a Millionaire" with Dana Borisova, a 25-year-old six-grade student of the school for mentally retarded Vovochka Sidorov suddenly realized that nothing has been lost in his life at all.

And if I have sex with a schizophrenic, is it counted as group sex?

from Chery Tiggo :)

Read the forum carefully! True Cherivodes on the descents from the mountains cut off the engine, remove the key and run next to the car to save gasoline!”