and Ax:
I am writing a report on information protection...
I found an explanatory book.
Industrial espionage has always existed, at least since the time of Prometheus, who carried out the unauthorized transmission of completely secret fire technology to humans by other gods, which subsequently led to space flights.

The highest measure of human dignity is what he never does in his life and for no money.

Once a long time ago I was told the story of Stalin's minister of coal industry Zasyadko. I do not guarantee the truth, although in a similar interpretation the story is mentioned in Wikipedia.
Stalin did not like to drink alone. Once, while in Donbass, he wanted to drink at night. His surroundings could only find the director of one of Zasyadko mines. And here, when they drank enough, suddenly Zasyadko resolutely covered his palm and refused to drink further. To all Stalin’s proposals he replied with one duty phrase: “Zasadko measure knows.” So it lasted long enough and more Stalin never managed to pour into Zasyadko a single drink.
Some time later, when the question of a new minister of coal industry arose, Stalin was given a list for approval. At the end of the list was the name Zasiadko. Stalin asked, “Why is Zasyadko at the end?” He replied, “The expert is good, but he drinks a lot, he does not know the measure.” After this, Stalin, with the words: "Zasiadko measure knows" approved him as the minister of coal industry.

I was told that the name "cannabis" comes from the word "cannabis". Is it true?

The U.S. military is not afraid of a war with China. After all, the American armoured projectile can break through the armor of any Chinese tank.
The Chinese are also not afraid of war with the United States, because their tank is twice as cheap as the American projectile.

Do you know what Ubuntu is?
YYY: Yes of course.
I just recently found out why I needed it.
YYY: So why then?
To watch porn calmly and there were no viruses.

I ask my husband:
Do you want a massage?
Do you have sweets?
I live with Carlson.

Now on French TV showed a new film about Napoleon, in which the main plot was the attack of bloodthirsty regiments of the Russians on the great Democrat, commander and Frenchman!

The train. Two students are returning from a vacation. To save time, play the "word". One tries to get the other words ending in A. A friend has already taken over hundreds of words in A, the vocabulary is almost exhausted... Calls for help: "How is it written: "A-pellation" or "O-pellation"? The first with contempt:"What are you? Tagged with:"

The half of the car fell from the shelves of rust.

Go back to the flower store. A variety of men’s faces. Here the alkas rejoices that there is a reason to drink, here the married man is looking boring at the flowers, as another reason to spend their money in vain, young guys buy roses in the hope of what they will be given today.

From one chat:

(17:25:44) Student: Do you eat when you eat?
(17:26:47) oxic_1982: Student> let me give you a meal I just did it yesterday)))
(17:27:00) Student: oxic_1982> did it in Kazakhstan?
(17:27:15) oxic_1982: Student> nt in Moscow I am a Moscow girl

Evil Mirror

Favorite: Something you have a bad face color
I: Dear at bujal two weeks - liver 3.14dc
Favorite: So the face mask will not help?

From a telephone conversation
I am in a good mood today.

Potsons, what’s the most amazing thing women have done to you in bed? Or the men? Or men and women? Where did you get the wildest, most stunning shit? To tear down the roof and tear off the roof?
...
Yyy: My mom just gave birth to me, but not in the bed, but in the couch, or in the cottage... or in what they give birth there. I’m still fucking away from your reality.

Tautology abbreviation: calls in TP TP.

I long broke my head over the question:"Who is my neighbor?". Because when he goes up the staircase to smoke, he always locks the apartment on the key. I had options like a drug dealer, an underground millionaire, a paranoid, etc. It turned out easier. Once he went out drunk to smoke and fell asleep on the stairs. He woke up and his house was robbed.

My younger brother eats all the shit. My mom got tired:
Drink three glasses of milk and get your chips.
small in panic, natural, milk for him sho cyanide potassium
But he drank his heart, received his “reward” and went to his room.
I walk past his room and hear:
(Lovefully addressing the chipsets laid down on the table) my sweet, family, good... how I suffered for you...

One day my friend had a birthday. My young man and I decided, as he is an original guy, to give him a hand-painted flower pot. We successfully and creatively painted the pot and, so that it does not empty, planted a tree in it. The tree was named short and tangible - Philae. So, day X came and we gathered for our birthday. The pot with Phileas was packed in a wallet, filling it with a newspaper. I’m in the elevator with my wallet behind my shoulder. The elevator stops and people come in. Because the cabin is small, there is very little space.
The following dialogue follows:
(I): Misha, be careful not to strangle Phil!
(The people who entered, restlessly staring under their feet waiting to see the dog): Hey, do you have someone here? Does he bite?
No, Phil does not bite. He is in Gorka!
I will never forget the faces of the people who travelled with us.

All men from February 23 in the old style.

How many degrees are there in Israel?
Don’t ask me about the weather. I answer my friends from Voronezh and Rostov, how many degrees we have, and they then call.