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After a rainy morning today, I almost lost my eyes on my way to work, and I decided that when I came to power, I would first force everyone to wear raincoats, and the production and wear of umbrellas would be punished for up to 10 years! And I also divide the trottoirs into lanes with limitations on the minimum speed of movement! They cried!

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The machine rebellion. The beginning.

Talk about sitting men. Transportation of women.

X: These pictures don’t make me laugh as often.
It would be funny, don’t be so sad.
x: And the guy is sitting on the fence, you stand, he pretends to be a sleeping dead disabled, and you bow down and whisper to him: "I know that you do not sleep!"))

I downloaded the book "We start reading in Russian". I thought I would find good short stories for my students. Instead, there are a lot of dialogues and so on. Under the table you can fall from laughter while reading them.
Here is one:

Hello Hello Hello!
Is it Vladimir?
No, it is love.
The love? Sorry, I am a foreigner. I still misunderstood. But I know that love is "to love".
Yes it is right. It is also a female name.
The female? But your voice...I thought it was my friend, Vladimir. This is the club "Be Healthy?"
Yes it is right. And my voice is like that, because I smoke, and Vladimir went out.
and c)

And in my part, a soldier who passed by a bunch of officers, on the question "where is the military greeting?" said that he had already seen everyone and went on...

xxx: at Komsomolskaya in open registrations barrage
Because of their stupidity, they are also prone to falling under the influence of all the Islamic extremist currents there.
And all power is to blame, it is cheaper to import and exploit them as slaves than not to steal.
Do you have PMS?
XH: Yes
But the country needs shootings.

Conversation with a 15-year-old daughter
My daughter is 7 years old!!! to
I: What seven years?
Last time I kissed seven years ago!!!! to
I: Did you kiss seven years ago? With whom?!! to
Daughter: His name was Sereza, I stuck him behind the curtain in the classroom and said that if he doesn’t kiss me, I’ll knock him.

Life is unfair. You will not have time to stop fighting acne - you need to start fighting wrinkles.

- Maria Vyacheslavna said that this year at graduation no alcohol, very strict. If anyone drinks, everyone is crazy :(
Probably we will be removed.

The North Korean missile crashed into the ocean after a minute of flight.

Roscosmos is our school!

The smoking program:

I understand why God does not respond to requests and supplications. Imagine what a DDoS attack is constantly going on! 0 to :)

Yyy: Oh, and the devil’s laughter will be filled with every "Devil’s bite" and "Yob’s bite"! And he earns on advertising banners in hell, there are more visitors! That's why it's good on the jiggles, and the hell on the maybacks! and b)

Zzzz: 3.14Zzzz. where am I going?

and +1! and b)

The photographs I’m marked on can be used in the army instead of bromine. ><

Yesterday evening he bombed a man from the bottom to the pear... We go, word for word, he moved from Peter's stream, Moscow doesn't know. I ask, has it moved? Well he has an important look... I work at IBM, and I was sent here for a year in a business trip. Well, let me scratch about IBM’s, how they’re doing it and how we’re getting bad. I’m saying I understand why everything works in the Pindos and we barely do it. Here are some foreigners in our department, working as bees, working until 8-9 o'clock in the evening, and then the boss stands up and says - A good day guys in the restaurant all! I am crying! And here you understand why corporations need the team building all the shit! That says cool! We can order pizza at the office for lunch and the company pays for everything, you understand that you are indifferent to the company. He sits with a pleasant sight.
I work in the building and I work in the building. So I have some foreigners in the department, so like bees, I work until late. And when they start to work badly, I also buy them to eat.)
The man asked him to land.

And did you know that there are no jet fighters in the Liechtenstein army, because when such an aircraft performs a turn, it inevitably leaves the borders of the state?

I have three former classmates married.
TAPKO: and I... I can play a console game on C++ to write :/

Friday the 13th justified itself.
I decided to quit work and left after lunch.
- I go happy with a smile on my face home, and fly into the artificial hole (repair of the road, no warning sign), the protection dissipated like crystal.
Hi you guys, you are a bitch.
- I go in traffic jams looking for a hundred, protection like a crack, all about the asphalt is rubbing.
- I turn to the first 100 hit, but there are no places, only tomorrow
- I give back, and there is nowhere to take the pillar, broke the lighthouse, a bumper
I come home, I take off my jacket, pull my sleeve, and he breaks out of the seam.
I sit down, drink vodka, I don’t touch the knives.

This is what you say men do not cry.
x: here I went on a visit to my grandfather, to visit and show his recent acquisition - TT-T (trauma).
X: This is
X: When he was getting the weapon, his TT number was carefully recorded.
X: This is a remake of the same pistol with which he went through the war.
Y: to shrink, and really...
X: exactly

xxx: Assess, I came up with a name for the ship: aircraft carrier cruiser "Driving", well, type fearless...

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Do you like the dark?
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Did you cancel anything?
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Are you talking about real darkness? and :(

In the tram, a man and a conductor argue:
M is you!! You are no one at all! You are a conductor!! to
K - I am not just a conductor! I am a ticket sales manager!!! to