Len... well you understand, because religion was needed to make a herd of lambs an organized herd of lambs.

Again in the store. A guy stands in front of me and chooses a snack for a long time for beer: a barbecue - so that it is not tough and with ivory, a calamarch is fresher, fistakes are not very salty, etc.
Alcoholics are worried about me: without five, ten, and after ten they will not sell.
Finally making a choice, the guy asks:
How much is me?
Six hundred and twenty bla-bla
The hero gets a five thousand note.
You’ve been astonished, young man!! Where can I find you?! to
It is not fucking. It is your duty to give me. I will not move from place.
In the row...
I (knowing that I have five thousand notes in my wallet):
Let me break you a fifth!

...I didn’t immediately understand why he looked at me with a frightened look and why the whole line was crazy...

X: Der, and we have a server with what form of government?
Not with us, but with me.

One of the sellers in the store on April 1 replaced the label with the name in the badge from Olga Olegovna to Olologa Olegovna =) She noticed this only 10 numbers. But the buyers were fun =) And no one gave out, the devil.

I: I’m starting to quietly hate our show business
You will grow up...

Since childhood, this question has been interested: hard and soft iris are different varieties or just a marriage?

What unites Sasha Grey and Nescafe 3 in 1?

I belong to the generation when Perelman’s theorem was still a problem for Poincaré.

Dear railway workers, especially those who shape tariff policy... this is purely for the sake of interest: and you yourself, badly, tried to ride these trains? Have you worn for these wheels on the wheels to take twice as expensive as an airplane on the same distance??????? to

We discuss with a colleague old trips to the gym and sports nutrition.

I ate protein, but the results were not very good.
YYY: Have you been active?
The whole bank eaten.

I’m fat, but I’m smart. Therefore, next to me, you will feel both pride and shame at the same time... Like after deprivation of virginity.
d: ))))))))))))))))) Patchwork...

When you think about whom to borrow, you especially clearly understand how lonely you are on this earth.

I complained to a friend that no one could correctly write my girl's name from the first time.
-I am sure that you have compared with me a child's pet.My surname -Forgot( in Ukrainian - "forgot").And imagine the reaction of people when I answered such a simple question.And sympathized, and regretted...But believe that this name without a passport could not.

It is said that men only want sex. Do not believe that, girls.
They are asking for food!

A father whose hands are far from golden decided (at least once in his life) to do something himself. In my courtyard, he smashed a shredder and set it on six. The shredder turned out to be very small. We wake up today with our wife looking out the window - there the shaker tries to get into it, but can not even push his head into the hole. The wife hanged for a couple of seconds and said: "He probably made it for the flies."

The title of the mail:
Maserati will introduce three new models.
The commentary:
Who will be pleased?

I received a SMS:
The sun is my favorite! You can’t imagine how fucking I was that you didn’t take the phone. I love you.

I worked as an admin for a year and a half. In the employment record: guard. and smiled)

Take the camera to work tomorrow, I’ll go to work tomorrow.
A magical word
The action camera

He said, “How stupid you are!
She: No, I am smart! – and...
Is he all so smart? - ~ ~ ~ ~
She says: Yes, all of it! Even my ass is smart.
That’s why you think of her so often. :D