Red Eyed Friend: As a person, you’re beautiful in yourself, but how fucking – you didn’t succeed
Dies Lunae: What is it? O.O
Dies Lunae: Did I not succeed?

I went to a hairdresser. My aunt will cut me. I fall asleep and fall asleep for a moment.
The hairdresser fell asleep.
Yes, it is professional.
Who are you working for?
The driver of the bus...
For a couple of seconds, her brain needed all the resources of her body to realize that it was a joke, and for a couple of seconds she stood like a mannequin.

Mozart – Dub Step Remix – Is it crazy as a whole?????? O_O

Case of the Army:

Colonel (P) asks the soldier (R) in the dining room:

Soldat, where is your oil?
R gave
Why did you give it?
Because I don’t eat.
Why don’t you eat?
R because I gave it!! to

Examination in the discipline of world economy.
     The Teacher:
Can you tell me what Bavaria is?
and BMW.
Apart from car? Something very important?
     His eyes are filled with sacred pleasure:
The cowboys?! to

I found a pair of shoes in my closet! ? ? ? ? ? I feel like a cupid!) ) )

The xxx:
Could I give you an anti-stress pillow?

YYYY :
Give me an anti-stress sword and an anti-stress spear.
I will kill anti-stress fools.

The xxx:
Mdama
My sister fucking
I agreed to get married for something scary.
Oh Oh

YYYY :
Don’t worry, don’t worry like that. Someone will come out for you too.

Cola: Our city is full of cocaine because I refuse to believe in the snow in late March.

For the first time I understood what foreigners thought of us when I was 13 years old. I went to the motorcycle salon with my uncle, and of course I wanted to take a photo on the protective bikes. The administrator girl was at first opposed, and after the uncle said that I am from Russia, she did not allow me to be photographed, she also gave a firm bandana, a bunch of calendars of lunches, candy and other things. It seemed offensive, but the gangster was offensive.

Before yesterday, the child tried to enlarge the painting on the wall, dividing the fingers on it.

From the English language textbook for children "English for little ones":
Have you ever seen a mad dog?
Yes I have. Our dog went mad last summer.
What did you do with it?
We killed it.

Silent_Spectator: Watched the abundance of groups created VKontakte with horror realized that soon many of them can become parties

Did you see the “foreign”?
<DiXoN>: Well, yes a thousand times.
Martell: I reviewed here and understood: this is a movie about how the crew of a spacecraft, at the cost of their lives heroically saves the red cat he predatory alien creature!! to

Aperon: Bringed his cat, the neighbor’s cat.After an hour, he watched a fairy mahoch with a snake’s swallow and chopped clocks of wool. I decided not to interfere.After half an hour, I watch the animals pair. They are lying and licking each other. Like people... I thought.

In the throat:
The men!! Attention to!! A marriage certificate is not a jail sentence... It is your three-time subscription and unlimited sex!! to

Advertising is such a advertisement.
In the small font below read - food you buy and cook yourself, and unlimited sex will have to be hard hidden from your wife.

Report on the I.Kart:
1st "Baran has caught the deer!"
2 "Do not confuse people! Dodge entered the gazelle."

I went to visit friends in Georgia. He gave his parents very clear and clear instructions about his company.
It should be enabled once a day.
Connecting the Internet
Wait about 3-4 hours (I am obliged to update one base)
No need to turn off the computer. Turn off yourself.

I ask: have you understood?I go, I go, I come back in a month, I walk in the yard, and I feel something happened.
I will go, parents-Hai!, and they, like guilty children, are both sitting on the couch - they are silent and so rooobko-robko on me. I go into the room, no comp. O_O

Where is Compton?? to
“Son, you, the main thing is to calm down now. You wrote what to do. I did not clarify. Who to call? Well, we called the neighbor... like him... Tole... he came, without asking anything, took the computer and took it.
Where are you fucking???? to
How to Connect to the Internet...
Your Alcatel is finished!! The only thing he connects to is the bartender system in the nearest beer bar!

We did not talk for a week.

Anthropoid
Artem

Anthropoid
I will soon die.

Priestly
When is?

Priestly
That is why?

Anthropoid
Suhaiah

More people die from falling cocos than from sharks. Why are there no horror films about falling cocos?