I live in Peter, in the center. A typical courtyard. The windows of the house are very close. I recently started smoking again, so I smoked out the window. I noticed a girl in the house opposite. At night, he breaks into Mass Effect and Skyrim, weighs 10kg hats, drinks beer, watches football and drives a bab. I think I should get to know her or get to ask for her right away, right?

Judging by the temperature on board, the weather decided not to freeze on the late spring, but immediately to move sharply to summer.

The bankomat.
Click: "Print login and password Sberbank Online"
And he said to me: "The checklist is over. Do you work without it?"

There are some pests in my bathroom. They throw out my butterflies every day and put some fist in their place.

At my auto school class, a blonde girl solves a task:
"Can you pass first if there is an obstacle to the right?"
Girl: "I can travel...but...I’d better abstain!"

My colleagues played a fun game today – "Zaybi Sisadmin".
What I want to say to you about this. They have won.

Boy and girl. The girl walks around the apartment and sings to Maxim: "Don't forget this leyet anymore, the wind on the cheeks will be somewhere..."
The man raising his hands:
Please name your conditions!

I met a guy at work - a watta month, a oil factory.We saw very rarely, but Smski wrote murderous, with all signs of interruption, caroch, struck drunk - smart, with an offgenic sense of humor. As a result, weeks after three after dating and phone call, after work comes to me. I open the doors.
I: Well, here, I don’t even know what to say, then "Hello", then "Well, finally!"
He: Well, you’ll find him every day...
Not a shit, right?? to

I talked to a girl I liked, for whom I have been running for six months. She said she didn’t love me.

YYYYYYYYYYYYY Meet the girl?

XXX - Go Go

Yyy - I do not smoke, do not drink, do sports

XXX - And you go naked, healthy, and most importantly sports walk)

XXX: In 3 days I finished the course. I do all the houses at an increased rate to get 2-3 machines, and there were a minimum of items to be handed over in the session.
Nothing has motivated me to learn more than Diablo 3.

Loyalty to your friends does not rule out the possibility of being loyal to them.

by Dmitry Lavrenkov.

On a random furgon, I spoke to a cute stranger, a blonde just over 30. We found out that we lived in neighboring houses. I wondered how we hadn’t met before. “Tell,” he says, “and where do you go for food?” I answer, of course, to Sugar. But rarely, Zacharych beat me. She asks, “What kind of sugar is this?” I doubted she was from the neighborhood. Zacharych is a local toponym, known to all neighbors. The only grocery store in the nearest area. In fact, it is called "U Zakharov", but Zakharic is of course more colorful. After my explanation, the blonde shop recalled and asked, "Why did Zacharych beat you so?" I answered, “Don’t think about going there, fool. In two small rooms, four departments, in each a separate saleswoman. One serves, three sleeps, even if the line is like in the Mausoleum. And the manner is this - always smoking in pairs is dropped, so as not to stand in vain until the people accumulate. And you need all four, even if you want to buy ordinary products for 300 rubles - the goods are so scattered between the departments that no one is left without work. In general, the advertising campaign "find all 4 sellers and you will get a prize! As a prize will be covered in full. In general, if you missed the last island of socialism, go!

"It is necessary," she says, "I will always come at the same time, all the sellers in place. They are polite and smile. And the products I need are all in one department. Only then the revenue began to fall. I am a foolish girl, I am killing a fool. I have sucks...”

A New York teacher gets more than a Moscow teacher, but he will not be able to live on his salary in Moscow.

I left a bowl with the image of the ex-girlfriend on it.She asked to return the bowl.Apparently, to tell her that I will not return it because I want to collect the entire collection, it turned out to be a bad idea.

Topic: "What do men feel when they cheat?"
поручикъ Ржевский: What he feels, what he feels... pleasantly, pleasantly tired he feels! Destruction in the eggs.
Are men only thinking about their eggs?? to
Kravich: Thinking of someone else’s eggs would be unethical.

I came for a gasoline. My wife and child are sitting in the back seat. I put a gun in, I wait, I think about something. At this time, the wife came out of the car on the other side to take the child to the toilet. I, not noticing this, filled up the car, sat down and left as if nothing had happened. I go, so here my wife calls on my cell phone. I call and say out loud: "Stop fooling, don’t distract". She calls me again, I look in the rear-view mirror and here she reaches me.

Name of Nafiga

Origin of the name Nafiga: Arabic name

Meaning of the name Nafiga: Benefits

From the forum on domestic pets:
Cats celebrate Easter. They ate a third of the bullshit, rolled eggs around the apartment... Those who broke down successfully were overbite.

Nyatina: In Novosibirsk, in the park "Berezova Rošta" will appear the attraction "Zodiac", which came to us from Italy. The attraction will appear at the site of the attraction "Pharaoh", which has expired, and it was dismantled and taken to Tajikistan.
StaNN: rotating attractions in nature.

In a parallel universe, people don’t rob banks, banks themselves rob people. No, it’s in this too.