my revenge was terrible: while he was in the shower, I poured into his phone and put a ringtone on the "mama" "O palm, my gentle gel.."
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SvetlanKO: The investigator entered the office for interrogation. In the brain of Vasily appeared the awareness of the inevitability of upcoming torture, and on the forehead droplets of sweat. The investigator fixed his jacket and sat in front of Vasily. His face expressed relentlessness and rigidity. He turned on the table lamp and turned it in such a way that the light struck the eyes of Vasily, from which Tom had to stumble. Moving closer to the face of Vasily, the investigator said: "Priffetig!!! How about Delphi??" Vasily’s face shrunk from pain.
But the investigator was relentless. And after the first question immediately came the second: "What do you do?Basil was ready to jump from his chair and rush to the wall in order to kill himself and stop his sufferings, but the bracelets, holding him firmly in place, did not allow it to do so, and therefore the torment continued.
The investigator’s face crumbled in the offended grimas, he said: “What, ignore the mine?”“" and pushed the lamp even closer to the face of Basil. There was nowhere to go, and Vasily, running out of pain, cried out: “I am on the interrogation, I answer questions... The investigator smiled incorrectly and threw himself on the back of the chair.

Paul: I’m even afraid to imagine what a shock is waiting for the girl when she learns that a cat has to pay for the cloth.

I met my wife at the airport, we go home with a taxi, the driver-young guy-bullish.
Woman:- and Vanechka so glorious-the eyes were large, round, and then they were narrow, like a storm (he touched the driver)...ch-ch, such glorious narrow eyes were...

xxx: where can I download Darth Vader's voice for auto navigator?
YYY: I represent you:
turn to the right side
turn to the left side
Turn to the Dark Side

Dear mothers of young children, watch carefully what music your children are given to listen to by fathers in your absence! In the kindergarten asked what songs the children know about the summer. Mine turns out, in addition to the dependent children's repertoire, knows the song "dachniki" in the performance of S. Shnurov.... which she performed.

When I was a kid, I always, when I was on a bus or trolleybus, stood up at the cabin, grabbed the order and started to run in place, looking into the front glass. And I the whole trip with the feeling that it was me moving so fast :)

St. Petersburg authorities prohibit the propaganda of homosexuality and pedophilia among minors
With all my dislike for dictatorship, our country categorically and immediately needs Joseph Visaryonovich.

He: Listen, how are you, are you treating yourself normally?
She: Are you talking about drugs, flowers, or advertising?

And in general, it is time for you to understand with your chicken brains: no matter how you want it, for a man, children are not the goal of all life.

Blue, what is the purpose? To become a successful fool knows who? The goal of a man is to ensure the future of his children and raise them into decent people. To do this, you need to be successful and strong, but children are the first in any case. Children, when you grow up, you will understand this.

When everyone is lazy to go to the store... when the foods in the refrigerator are over and there is no more cooked food... their time will come...
Time of Pellets.
Check regularly in all refrigerators.

Yes, I agree that Apache is unbiasedly cool compared to Robinson. But even on a civilian helicopter, the left-wing combat turn is very impressive.
Everything was as it was. A wedding where I was betrayed as a witness. Camera in hand, take pictures. And we’re on a helicopter ride, there you’ll also be filming. The pilot is like a former Afghan. Such a polite uncle. And here we made a circle around the city, flying toward landing. He is talking here. And everyone has headphones on their heads, an inner connection. Well, in short, you are accompanied by the noise of the screws and the engine you hear through the loud quality of communication: "We go to the target." And fuck it down under 45 degrees. The bride is behind. You have in your hands some fucking camera that fucking understands what you are filming. And then up again under a steep corner. And again in the headsets: "Left combat twist". He speaks calmly as if he is reading a book to his grandson. And as if they hanged for a second and started falling on the left side.
You open your mouth and do not breathe. And the heart beats.
And then again wedding, toasts and competitions crazy.
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I receive incoming calls in the office. Another phone call from my aunt with a hysterical penetrating voice about some documents.
In the voice of the sorcerer I say:
I turn you to love.
I switch the phone to my accountant. The Office RJT

Master of Musk!
Did you really think you sent something funny?

WoT: "The battle begins!"
Message in the chat from t-50:"Men, don’t wait for light, it seems, a woman is giving birth!!and "

XXX: Tonight I will go for a walk in the evening of Voronezh with a photic looking for a company for a walk ))))
YYY: let’s go)) I will go to the SPB)))
XXX: ok )) pictures put out then ))) we will measure pixels ;-)
YYY: the letter "k" for the conspiracy put?))))

I live and study with Peter. In the first class I met a guy from the Far East, well, and made friends, in general.
One day when I was walking around, my friend bought a shirt. Having paid in cash, he recounted the remaining funds - in the amount of 10 thousand - and issued: "Shit, little how. Hopefully for a week".
Gentlemen, take me to the Far East.

No drinking, no drinking, no drinking, no drinking, no drinking (
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Sanna, you have breakfast, I watch.

Do you admit that you’re dropping me in tea, that I’m forced to go to the toilet so often?! to
The water?! to