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[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №61846
 25.03.2012
Experience is a teacher who takes his lessons dearly, but no one teaches better than him.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61845
 25.03.2012
After triumphant tours in the United States, Rostropovich was invited to the Soviet embassy and explained that the lion's share of the fee he should pay to the embassy. Rostropovich did not object, he only asked his Impresario Yurok to buy a porcelain vase for the entire fee and deliver it to the embassy in the evening, where the reception was appointed. They delivered an unimaginable beauty vase, Rostropovich took it, admired it and... scattered his hands. The vase, hitting the marble floor, flew into pieces. Taking one of them and carefully wrapped in a nose-shirt, he said to the ambassador:
This is mine and the rest is yours.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61844
 25.03.2012
Our generation is hopelessly outdated: we really cuddled, went to discos, fucked babies, and the new generation is sitting at home and watching the compass, as our generation cuddles, dances and fuck babies.... And again, if before a man was in trouble, we really tried to help, and the new generation removes his trouble on the mobile phone...

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №61843
 25.03.2012
XXX (00:42:50 25/03/2012)
She created a girl in the Sims seeking knowledge
XXX (00:43:02 25/03/2012)
She made her a student.
XXX (00:44:10 25/03/2012)
decided to try to do so that she writes on excellent coursework, does all the housekeeping and other things that the student needs
XXX (00:44:26 25/03/2012)
He died at the end of the first course.
XXX (00:44:35 25/03/2012)
We will all die.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61842
 25.03.2012
Lena: Sash... the long stretching of the legs about a woman daily needs to touch the head for the discovery of well entertained horns.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61841
 25.03.2012

Svetlana Davidchuk* (21:09) :
Primorye ceased to be the most “criminal” region in the Far East, giving priority to the Khabarovsk region

SiLenser _ (21:10) :
I moved :D

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61840
 25.03.2012
xxx: by the way, how this henna is called through which voice change
A transitional age?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61839
 25.03.2012
I went to the ATM to get a child benefit, but he refused me – he didn’t have such small bills – I was in shock.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61838
 25.03.2012
In the next life, I want to be a marble, you lie so beautiful, proud, cold, and you don’t have to work.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61837
 25.03.2012
Dialogue in the forum:

Sex for some is full of consequences.
Same situation with me. I rent the apartment, the girl cuts like a cut, I still had the remarks of the neighbors.
who have had similar situations.? to

WOW: During sex, I suggest that my wife breathe helium from time to time.
And to the neighbors to say that these are multiples such...

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61836
 25.03.2012
The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine has submitted a bill aimed at eradicating sex in a missionary position. This was on March 22 by the newspaper "Voice of Ukraine" (the official printed body of the Russian Federation - AP). This initiative, according to its authors, along with the ban on abortions and the fine for childlessness, should solve the problem of low birth rate in Ukraine.

It has long been proven by specialists that the classical position (face-to-face position, a man placed between the legs of a woman from above), which in the people is called a missionary position, is completely ineffective in conception, - says one of the initiators of the bill, Ukrainian People's Deputy Natalia Королевская, - Therefore, it is necessary to eradicate it from the use in favor of a knee-arrow position, in which a man is behind. It is the best way to conceive children. andquot;

The draft law is currently in the study and elaboration phase.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61835
 25.03.2012
The U.S. will destroy this country. I asked him what the sinus is. The answer is striking: the sinus is a cosinus belonging to the corner of the hypothenus. The hypnosis fucking!! to

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61834
 25.03.2012
Mazenrad: I remember my mom handed tomato juice in a plastic bottle, he drowned, see, in the heat, half a cup swelled, but not throw it out, you have to try. I try to open the bottle slowly in the bathroom, nothing comes out, the block is sitting dead. The door is ringing, I go open, half a hand in my hand. While I was riding with the bottle, the bottle slipped out, and with a loud cotton, the drum went to the ceiling, and with it all the contents of the bottle with a beautiful red fountain with scratches.
Mazenrad: I finally open the door – there are two Jehovah’s messengers, the booklets and the books are ready.
Alex: I feel an epic disconnection.
Mazenrad: I started speaking first. Or rather spell. "She could have been saved! Why did you come? Why did you break up at my home? What will happen to me now?! What will happen to you? How to live on now?and "
Mazenrad: No more of these jehovists were seen in our house, and the neighbors first called the mints and then thanked.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61833
 25.03.2012
Talk about torrent speed:
Maximum I’m usually down to 10 (
Alexey-Straidi, idiot, I’ve been sitting on the dialap for a few years
Alexander-Alexey, what is the dialap?I did not find it at my time
Alexei-Dialap is when you have to connect to the internet, then within 1 minute the modem on the whole house makes BŽŽŽŽŽŽ KRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 15 rubles per hour. A shit plastic card.
Alexander-Mda, I’m still lucky

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61832
 25.03.2012
xxx: In my past work there was such a tradition - to celebrate the day of hermafrodite on March 1.
YYY :?? to
xxx: It’s just in the middle between February 23 and March 8, and pay for the table twice as much :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61831
 25.03.2012
Father prepares a salad and teaches: remember son, when cooking a delicious mayonnaise they do not regret!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61830
 25.03.2012
Talk to a friend about personal life:
Why don’t you meet her?
She is not pleased with me in terms of sex. Well, I also fucked her girlfriend, but it doesn’t matter.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61829
 25.03.2012
I have a class, I can swim.
In the meaning?
One water, one blade

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61828
 25.03.2012
I only think that something is wrong when I hear from NTV that a corpse in the woods, at the end of February found fungus?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61827
 25.03.2012
Chat by WoT:
[irina0333(T34)] destroyed by [semi90(amx 13 75)]
Irina, and I almost fell in love with you!
semi90: and you broke my heart and broke my tank

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