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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59766
 07.02.2012
Discussion by phone:
XXX: I get hot in my back when I talk! Does anyone have such a problem? I wait
Is your hand just hot?
Zzz: It may not have anything to do with the phone. The back is quite far from the ear. Maybe it’s about who you’re talking to. By the way, the cowards in front do not get wet during the same conversation? Are the chopsticks hard? Does not breathe? Does the voice become dull? Answer as a spirit. We all care about you here!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59765
 07.02.2012
Prayer: Hm How to get stuck here
Tagged: ass
Prah – Jopa –
Prague – Joppa
Prah = pocket =
Prah: [S]Jopa[/S]
Tagged with: ass"
­ Prah: <strike>strike</strike>
Prah : A?
Prah: "U"Jop"/U"
Why do you shake your ass?
Prah: Well it became interesting. Why should you emphasize and cut down?
Tagged: ass
Tagged with: #Joppa
and the jacket;
Tagged: ass
Prah: + jacket +
See also: JOPA
Tagged: ass
Prah: NozhopaNo
Prah: $Jopa$
Jump to Jump!
Prah: ~Joppa~
Prague: Khartoum Khartoum

Prah is Jopa.
Tagged with: #Joppa
Tagged with: < jacket>
Prah: Yes your own mother
Prah - Jopa -
Tagged: ass
iuneWind: How pleasant to know - you live in the spirit of the explorer!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59764
 07.02.2012
Recently, she looked into her diary “Goals for 2011”:
Learn to play guitar
Learn to draw cartoons
Lose 3 kg by summer
Buy a calendar for 2012.
Galoška just opposite 4 points... well not in vain so a year has passed.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59763
 07.02.2012
Well!! Who’t want to ride a bus next to the driver on a plane nestled with a camel blanket?

by REI

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59762
 07.02.2012
[15:48:01] Chloe: today replaced chemistry in class 11) the topic - the speed of chemical reactions, direct-reversible and other beauty) went on to talk about metal corrosion. I give them the text:
I do not like to study.
I am a terrorist, punk and shit.
I will blow up the whole school with the class.
I will send you to hell!
I haven’t been able to get that silence this year.)
Children of the dragon, you can sleep.
The children of dragons dream of flying.
Children of the dragon, you are thirsty for blood,
The children of dragons do not know love.
Population in the space) I sneeze with my nose and crying voice report that this is all Corrosion of metal)) such a thrash metal)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59761
 07.02.2012
How did you find out?
The contact whispered...

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59760
 07.02.2012
[Mon Feb 6 2012 01:39:35 PM] yana yana: If my neighbor's office doesn't cut off Celine Dion right now, I'll wear her monitor on her head!

[Mon Feb 6 2012 01:40:09 PM] yana yana: Well fuck, she made a move by horse)

[Mon Feb 6 2012 01:40:20 PM] yana yana: Stas Mikhailov

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59759
 07.02.2012


Honda Civic in Vladivostok
Questions to the Seller:
DV is
Why Auction 4?Something was wrong with the Japanese ?
What is confusing?
DV is
Where was the butter or bitch?Auction 4 is annoying. Does it make sense to show her?? to
- Stop fighting for photos, come and see, to the bodybuilder go. Details on the advertisement phone. With respect.
Alexis
DV is
- In Vladika I have a relative who was born in the garage... tell me if it really was mint... because when examining it will still be visible... so that time is not wasted....
It was the front bumper. Because the car when the engine burned, it was struck from the carpenter to the rear, so that the fire did not go to the salon. Here is the front bumper on the bottom of the river. Will it go? Dear Minister DV. With respect.
by Alexei.
DV is
Thank you for the honesty ? I know it was in the government??? And the auction ball is put in Japan, so something else is wrong.
Go to the car salon. But for the future, I propose to do MRI (magnetic resonance imaging) of the brain.
Thanks, with respect
by Alexei.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59758
 07.02.2012
Today in the kitchen I heard how they called the coolebeaku - "coolebeaka"... apparently they know more about it.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59757
 07.02.2012
In the pharmacy number two:
I stand at the box, in front of me in the line normally so pumped man in an orange fighter. from his right ear to his left chest fresh marks from female cocks.
A pregnancy test and some kind of sedative.
I can’t stop laughing on the wall.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №59756
 07.02.2012
XXX: Mary, stop watching your series and go to the universe!
Yyy: You won’t ruin Masha Castle =R

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №59755
 07.02.2012
One reminded me of what he got...
He pulled the food block home on Friday.
2 (of rofl)
She told me yesterday: Well, why are you always carrying all the shit home?
I silenced a lot and looked at her.
1 and then there was a...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №59754
 07.02.2012
I was very unlucky this weekend. I go on my "parquet", I look at the bag. Planning means empty. Big, a dog, would have to go around, but from the side of the car. I miss him between the wheels. I looked in the mirror and the bag did not come out. Stay away. There was a delicious sound of chewing a bag and whistling. I stopped, went to the border to see where you were, fell, wrapped up. On to Cardano! And also how unsuccessful it is, straight at the place of connection with the bridge (there is a 2 cm hole).
Frost, a guy in an asphalt suit erts under the car and matures. The package is not broken. Fuck him, I’ll go to the film service. 3 services on the road can not help. The lift will not withstand the weight...Here with it, I will take off at the country.
The frost strengthens. There is no place to put the car higher. Shake, go in, drink the package – it doesn’t come out. Hi with you, I will film in my favourite service.
2 hours standing in a row, pick up the car, do the diagnosis of the machine (type free today), count 35k for the repair of the suspension, hydroamp; and some other shit.
The bag fell, broke out.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59753
 07.02.2012
Guitarist: And if Miss Universe gets thicker, will it be a process called in cosmology the expansion of the universe?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59752
 07.02.2012
I reviewed my favorite series and realized that: Alpha is the first space troll!

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59751
 07.02.2012
Dear admines, odmines and enikeyshisks.
I have a free advice for you:
Do not matte your users and do not look at them as Zeus of the Olympus.
After all, the more hands grow out of your ass, the thicker the layer of oil on your piece of bread.
The dumber the user, the more useful it is to you personally. Where would you beat now if every housewife could raise the server on the niches while the borst is cooking.
With respect to your educated colleague.

(This will also apply to people of other special professions, electricians, sanitary technicians, etc.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59750
 07.02.2012
In Mexico, a group performing in a bar was shot.
People burned in a casino in Mexico
In Mexico, the mafia cut off the head of a blogger
Former Mexican police officer admits to 1500 murders

Those who have fun...


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59749
 07.02.2012
What in the valerian flavored, so that there was harmony, comfort and complete relaxation in the house, well, at the same time, I will tell the parents that they deducted.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59748
 07.02.2012
It was necessary to make one shit in the universe, telling my mother what I did (scorred), so that it would fall away, now when they smoke, I turn the school and open the game, so that they don't burn!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59747
 07.02.2012
From the discussion of the news about the creation of a five-class atomic structure of an unknown substance:
Give me the balls, I won’t invent it.
Hand in the pocket down.
Zzz: He will not invent helium any further

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