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[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №61666
 21.03.2012
While walking around the city, there was a severe dissonance in the brain. We suddenly knocked +16, people rushed out to the street, almost in shirts. The girls are sick, the youth is bustling, the moms with their wheelchairs are walking. And in the midst of this spring holiday, on the local river, harsh men in fuchsia catch fish in the pit. See also Atas. There is no photocopy.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61665
 21.03.2012
I will fish the fish. I bought almost everything, there was an aquarium, a compressor, lighting, a thermoregulator, a grotto, grass and fish.
I: What did I buy?
Jennie to feed.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №61664
 21.03.2012
Have you tried IRS-19?
YYY : No
YYY : Does it help? Or also shit?
XXX: We were given in the universe for free, from which he is the worst of the hz. You can hide wherever you go. Carry a bubble there like 5 of your stopangins, the pressure of the fluid - up from the ears. If you blow in the air, it hits 6 meters. It tastes like a streptocide has been pushed into the cat's urine. In short, acid-bitter-bitter-bitter-bitter, he himself does not physically help, except that all the sores from the pressure fly out of the ears. But in the moral plane - said, once again the sores will appear, they will have to pishkats again for now heal any rhinitis))
YYY : ahahaha
XXX: Essentially made in the Fatherland
XXX: and I think it is made of outdated fire extinguishers


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61663
 21.03.2012
In the company of Oleg Kadashevsky, everyone was named by a surname, which once made a small five-year-old with a ringing voice to know:
“Kadaševsky, why is your name so strange: Oleg?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61662
 21.03.2012
Warming wife: "monthly passed, and the mood remained..."

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61661
 21.03.2012
XH: How is it right, a hoodie or a serpentary?
Yes, the Babi’s collective!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61660
 21.03.2012
Dirol2D: I was born and raised in an enclave.
SunnyDay is Navarro?
Dirol2D: Kaliningrad to fuck.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61659
 21.03.2012
Men, as a doctor I say, in the series a lot of labia, but the truth is enough. Therefore, the respectable 100king4u is partially right.

YYY: Something doesn’t seem like you’re a doctor. Why is your message read?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61658
 21.03.2012
And yet life is unfair.
Vanish :?? to
Venom: Babies have breasts, but men need them!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61657
 21.03.2012
How do you convince your girlfriend that you are not gay?
Yyy: Kiss a guy, and then bluff.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61656
 21.03.2012
How do penguins rise?
xxx: the other penguins approach and press on the legs and they as a grabble sharply rise up ))) this is how they rise up ))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61655
 21.03.2012
What you won’t see in advertising. But here "Philip Kirkorov found alive in his apartment" I was thoroughly loaded.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61654
 21.03.2012
There is no internet in the office in the morning.
X - There is no Ineta, no one can work.
Y – I can, I have "Skyrim" installed, and it doesn’t require a connection.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61653
 21.03.2012
With the doctor:
Why, when the baby was 2 months old, did you not come to weigh?
- So there was an epidemic, everyone went with the flu, what weighing was there
- In vain you did not come, there was such a frost and there was nobody exactly...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №61652
 21.03.2012
The.rf domain was created.

When will the WWW be replaced by the CCS???? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61651
 21.03.2012
XHH: worked since January in the water delivery company operator. I was fired without work on March 18th.I wrote in the labor that I worked as an accountant until the end of January. Not good is all.
WOW: Is it not good? I think you’re in the phrase "nature of the pudding" a bit sealed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61650
 21.03.2012
Give me such a guy!!Coffee *
What color is the savannah?

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61649
 21.03.2012
Distribute points over i

In 1927, in the framework of the GOELRO plan in the USSR began the construction of DniproGES. The western press immediately swallowed the bile about this construction. "Lapotny Russia never realizes such a project," the newspapers of the United States, the United Kingdom, France, Japan wrote.
In 1932 DniproGES was built. And it works until now. And he is not alone - all over the former Union, his troops are working, including a huge Brotherly hydroelectric power plant. And there is a very high probability that the electricity that your computer consumes is produced by the GES.

DneproGES and other stations are now standing and working only because they were developed and built in the USSR. And in times when for a small mistake you could lose your head in the literal sense. And now what? Order of the device. period of 6 months. 5 months are spent on all the money and in 1 month the purchase of the remaining funds and development begins. Nothing works naturally. The USSR had everything. Arms, manufacturing, hands and main brains. Russia has lost everything. Production collapsed, the hands crumbled and the brains left the hole and now they are developing the same GPS that, as if I were not a patriot of the country, has more chances of living.

With respect, the engineer of the cotton turbine shop TEC-16.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61648
 21.03.2012
The last comment (after numerous reviews on the advantages and disadvantages) to the phone costs about $700:

I wonder why people who make 3 mistakes in one word have money for such phones?

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61647
 21.03.2012
What is it that the girl doesn’t know who Katani is? Maybe you don’t like this genre of movies? My husband is 26 (I am 22), so when he was born again he did not know who Gargantia and Pantagruel are and does not know that Earl Stanley Gardner is one of the most famous authors of the detective genre, but he knows a lot of what I don't know. Imho

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