And what to do now?
The shit knows the shit!
I’m not going to argue, they really know each other.

and Elena:
And at the oil, the cat stole the cucumbers from the neighboring garden and stored what he did not have time to eat in some garden. And her mother then put them in the banks in the winter))))))))))))))))))))))))))

We have a problem with a girl: I have an i7-2600K with a gf580, on which the sims3 goes well, and her father brought a metro radio-controlled wheelchair, which he doesn't let go. And between our houses 30 kilometers :(

I searched for a test recipe on the internet. I found it, wrote the ingredients on a leaflet. Following the computer, the husband sat down and on the same sheet recorded his labyrinth on the game. This is an acetic recipe! Testo: 250 g flour, 100 ml of water, 2 tbsp. Teaspoons of Oil, DRAGON HEART, DEATH MEMORY, INACTIVE CORE, HEART OF THE EARTH

E-cigarette is the first step to a rubber woman!
No to No. The e-cigarette comes next. He did everything with the doll, relaxed and smoked an electronic cigarette.

Recently, a Russian language teacher was very pleased with his statement:
Russian is not mathematics for you. You have to be able to think, to think! In some physics, just learn the formula and put it into the same type of problems, in Russian this will not work.
I immediately thought of a series called The Theory of the Great Syntax, which would include a philologist-theorist, an experimental philologist, a linguist, a translator and a neighboring engineer.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? = )
Mmm... better in the live...=))
Better live than in a rubber...
What you meant was a slide =)

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: Where is it?? to
Xxx: In the Stalker, the Fuck, in the Stalker.

I (thinking to infinity): the spoon has become so light... maybe because I have become big and strong?
Rational Poker Face: This is a fork. Maybe because of that?

I have accumulated 16 kg of iron dozen, I am looking for a box to bury :-)))

The guy works in a computer company "Astral"
He was invited to the Eastern goods store. Imagine - in the semi-dark hall, hoisted with canyons and hanged with amulets, wrapped in the smell of snails and the charming music of the east, an untouched weaker programmer enters and says with a mysterious voice: "Hello. And I’m from Astral..."

X: Are you at home?
XXX is wow!
XXX: Did you decide to ignore me?
YYY: Wait
XXX: Where are you there?
(20 minutes have passed)
You know, I’m tired of it. You drive into the house who is hit, you disappear at work, maybe you have someone now? My heart is broken by the thought that someone else is lusting you now.
XXX: I can’t do that anymore.
XXX: Goodbye to you
(After 15 minutes)
YYY: I haven’t wasted two days! two! I didn’t fuck for two days, you know?
XXX: I am sorry

Customer (bondly) behind the back of Pervrgo designer: - Please play the fonts!

The first designer (loud to hear the second designer): - Arial!

The second designer: - Ah, I am on the "L"... e... Letter Gothic!

The first designer: Castron! You are on “N”!

The second designer: New Baskerville!

The first designer: Lazursky!

The second designer: Ishii!

The first designer: – A hundred on “A”... Academy!

The second designer: Janus!

Customer (silent): Thank you, thank you Let’s leave the letter as it is.

ACHTUNG> Bronic: give a picture?
<Bronic> and for what?
<Aktung> to see
<Bronic> I’m afraid of unfamiliar girls giving their photo, or you’ll take it to the puzzle and enchant))
“Don’t Be Afraid, I Adore Darwin and the Big Bang”

Comments under photo:

I watch you eat everything.
She: Yes, Serrez, while I eat - you press off.
He: Oh... I can’t eat x(
She is a fucks...

I work in an online store. The call:
Good morning, what days do you work?
We work every day.
And on Sunday?
Sunday is also every day.
Thank you, goodbye

Gazprom: Ukraine and Europe are to blame
Everyone is to blame, but not us.
Europe is cold.

Sterh (18:32) :
So guess what I first notice in a girl walking in a short shirt on a high sleeve, in a short jacket and with loose hair on the frost?

dark_duck (18:32) :
A frozen brain? O_O

Sterh (18:32) :
and bingo!

Peace talks in South Sudan: 37 killed

On a holiday abroad, I met an American. The hostess brought on the table a weirdness - quas. The American tried and liked it. The husband pushes aside: "Say what we do this from!" On the comment that the Russians are making quas from bread, the American makes amazed eyes. I wanted to get. "And we also make this soup in summer!" The curtains :)