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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61466
 17.03.2012
There was a man and he was fine. Then psychologists came and started treating him. Well, in principle it helped. When a man wiped out the blood from his tail, it really became easier for him.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61465
 17.03.2012
clarification

He served in the tank troops. The guide. So, there were combat shootings, the target at a distance of 1 km. Whoever did not hit the target for the first time, took a 30-kilogram projectile in his hands, ran with it to the target, struck the target until it fell, and returned with the projectile on the hill back. Sometimes they were forced to do it. The harsh service

I served as a commander on TV, so in case of failure we hit the target with the help of a barrel (there is one on the tank, behind) and the above-mentioned method by all the friendly crew of the combat vehicle)))
and the heaviest projectile - OFS, weighing 28kg, its weight-sized layout in Pechah could be carried with you all day for a mat at classes)))
Greetings to all the Belarusian tanks 😉

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61464
 17.03.2012
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Jewelry by MB?
XXX: 5 letters
Zzzz: The prince, guys, is very old! A very old prince! The kingdom!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №61463
 17.03.2012
XXX is
Mey from outside Egypt, climate change - 4 days delay :-D 
YYYY
You are an optimist...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61462
 17.03.2012
Review of "John Carter"

111: The only nonsense is Carter’s incredible agility.
How low is its gravity on Mars?
333: The gravity on Mars is only three times lower than Earth. The average person can jump about 1 meter in height. Therefore, on Mars it would be 3 meters. But not tens or even hundreds of meters, as in the movie.
444: And the four-handed Marsians, you think, are very close to reality? :D

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61461
 17.03.2012
I invented a new animal.
YYY is burning
XXX is like a starring, only with big teeth.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61460
 17.03.2012
I talk to a married girlfriend in Assko, asking how she felt as a wife:
I (00:21:00 16/03/2012)
How were the first six months?
Girlfriend (00:21:31 16/03/2012)
As if you painted your hair green.
Girlfriend (00:21:35 16/03/2012)
You know what you painted.
Girlfriend (00:21:37 16/03/2012)
Everyone is aware
Girlfriend (00:21:49 16/03/2012)
Every time you eat, you see yourself in the mirror.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61459
 17.03.2012
From Contact:
Famous porn actress Sasha Gray has signed a preliminary contract with football club Manchester United. She will be able to help her new team in early summer. As commented by the newly appeared "football player": "I am very happy! This is a new moment in my life! I very much hope that my talents will help me quickly master because I have to do all the same things that I do in porn. And the salary is higher!"
The Dutch:
They’re going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going to be going?
by Andrei:
Dashenka, apparently not familiar with the work of Sasha... For her, the football team is a tifu. A boring Tuesday.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61458
 17.03.2012
After the bodybuilder showed the worker how he insured the girls when performing the jump through the "goats", he realized how he was wrong in choosing the profession.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61457
 17.03.2012
xxx: Sisadmin of the 80th level - recognizes Keegan by his melody.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61456
 17.03.2012
Genius of this:
Adult hiding: Adults lead in the kitchen. At count 3, all the children will go to hide. The winner is the last person to come to the kitchen. A minimum of 15 minutes to drink tea is provided...."
Thank you very much, dear man. The genius! The best! Our Saviour! Ave to you!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61455
 17.03.2012
So why "Narcoman Pavlik"? Why do we not shoot for example "Trezvennik Georgy" or "Sportsman Egor"?? to

Filed to: "Doctor Popov"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №61454
 16.03.2012
M of Kaluga. About 19-30
A huge crowd of people rush to homes from work/institutions, etc.
I stood at the store in the transition and waited for the turn.
There was a loud singing of the song of Bob Marley, and with each minute more and more loud... zevaki and curious people with interest began to wait for who is this vocalist, who is about to appear from beyond the transition angle))
Even those who rushed on the autopilot stopped too.
And then there is a drinking nigger in the ass, all of it in the balloon and tubes... in the hand a bottle wrapped in a paper bag (they are not accepted to show the table) - in general, the New York style is such....and generally not embarrassed to go and sing songs as loudly as possible)))
People in shock) who is in a stupor, who is smiling... and the aunt behind says:
- Here are all people like people, and this straight "white crown", stands out!!! to
Oh, I think... the most white, angry of us whites)))

but the mood raised) and then the grey mass around)
All a good weekend!
If you want to sing - sing, even if you are called the "white frog"))))

by Di!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61453
 16.03.2012
I didn’t get along with my sister yesterday because of Barbie, because I don’t like that sister’s doll’s hair is ripped off.
My mom spoke to me at midnight.Moll play in turn.
And I don’t agree!It’s my Barbie.I bought it for myself...and it doesn’t matter that I am 22, and my sister is 4.5.


[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61452
 16.03.2012
SMS correspondence :
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH What do you do?
I’m sitting at the stop, waiting for the bus, throwing seeds to the pigeons.
XHH: You are so kind. Food for the hungry birds :)
Wow: Thank you, of course... but I like to watch them fight for food.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61451
 16.03.2012
In most previous versions of Windows (except Windows XP and earlier versions)..." They at Microsoft understand exactly the meaning of the word "most"?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61450
 16.03.2012
YYY: sorry for me
XXX What Happened? Have you watched the clip?and :(
YYY: The Lord
YYY: I just realized that it wasn’t that bad.
YYY: thank you

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №61449
 16.03.2012
> and >
"...zzz: yyy, you are either blatantly stupid or from a subgroup of lazy people!! to
The imposed payment means that you only pay for the goods when you receive them by mail, i.e. When you hold it in your hands and make sure it is free of defects - as you ordered it, and then you already pay it (the specialist repeated for you the second time)."

by Avothuy. You go to the mail, first you pay shit understand what, you get a bowl with a bowl know what, you open, and if there is everything in the tree tree - profit. But there are possible options...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61448
 16.03.2012
Orange)): goodbye, my mom’s challenge was so funny))))
It’s on "ambulance" and it works. The reason for the call is "a dog shot". Well, the doctors stumbled, decided, the controller was wrong - "a dog was beaten"...) it turned out, I was not wrong))))
A man ran behind a tram. There was a dog’s bump behind him – well, maybe the dogs were heating up... Suddenly the tram stops, the man brakes sharply, and all this crowd of four-legged dogs crashes into him!)))
who thought of calling an ambulance remained a mystery, but people in the tram watched this dwarf until the doctors arrived))))

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61447
 16.03.2012
The wife in the diary found a record of the "pornish", somewhat miraculously read it, as a "pornish". While washing, she sent a text from my phone to the recorded number: “Don’t dare give my husband this ugliness anymore, fucking!” Blade to! What did it come to her mind??? What is my personal porn dealer? ... now the atelier must be changed (

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