My mom doesn’t know two things about me – that I’m the master of the universe and that I smoke.

I often remember the sound with which the monitors were magnetized.
XXX: The Nostalgic
Q: Is there an app for Android?

The xxx:
As a man?
YYYY :
and nothing :)
The xxx:
Married to?
YYYY :
Not yet, but I am working on it.

and Reborn:
The night. The child sits quietly in the bed. The husband sleeps hard, after a hard working day (working as a driver). I have a desire to have sex with him. I mean, I start to lick, press, kiss, no reaction. Suddenly he in a dream pushes me back and says:'' do not interfere and do not clog the mirror, do not see, I give back)))

Of course I can understand a lot. At what time did we have Wi-Fi in our cemetery?

My husband (designer) works for a compass in the evening. Without turning, he asks: "How to get a pure red color?". I, without thinking: "A hundred percent Magenta plus elves".
The husband, turning around, admired after the pause: "This is a WOMAN!..."

XX: What will you do if the united troops of the North Atlantic Alliance invade our great homeland?
What remains, I will fight.
Well fighting is understandable, but for whom? You can move to the enemies, and give some useful strategic information in exchange for hamburgers. The forces of the enemy are clearly superior to ours, fighting for our own is more dangerous.
No, I will fight for ours.
HH: Why is it for us?
I always play at the highest level of difficulty.

From the Habbri:
- It needs to be highlighted by the mouse or what you have on the jappade.
The iPad will come down.

(Writing from Canada)

Mark Jarovich
We have 22 plus, but the ice does not melt. My boss goes fishing on the weekend.
A five-ton truck on ice
I wonder who will be appointed boss now.

Once I had to interrogate a doctor in a dumbom (sometimes). Since the case was an urgent shopkeeper, and the doctor was on duty, I came to him myself. I put Xiva in the body of the guard, I go to the department.
Here I meet a babysitter, she looks at me and so it's kindly - "Oh, what a young, beautiful, I've come, young man!"
A little hollow from such "Hello" I explain that I am an investigator and came into the case.
Here the nurse is involved in the conversation: "Don't worry, young man, we will place you at the Prosecutor's Office."
And then I went away from them, Earl. He soon got rid of a lie, or...

XXX is
Well, hz, I noticed that if you throw something before bedtime, then in the morning there is often the taste of that food.
YYYY
A lot of cats drink before going to bed.

A real lady is not offended – she dresses up and leaves.

My grandson (20 years old) and grandfather are struggling about life.
How did you meet your grandmother?
The old man shrugged his mouths and cried amusedly.
I was studying in the fourth grade. The dean sent us to some fucking headquarters of the institute. We are me and my classmates Mikko and Rudik. Well, we go up the stairs to the second floor of the main building, and a girl comes down. I was dressed in summer. Clothes, shoes, a bag and umbrella. And here it is, and suddenly it will just go away! He went down the stairs straight to us.
In short, Mishka picked up the shoe and the bag, and Rudik the umbrella. I was lucky, I caught a girl.
That’s how my grandmother and I met.

In the morning I was in the bus, I thought about it, and coming out at his stop, on the machine, he said loudly to everyone, "Goodbye." Then it came to pass that he crushed stupidity, slowed in the door and turned around, suddenly added, "A, however, say goodbye." You would see them all jumping out after me.

Adult hiding: Adults lead in the kitchen. At count 3, all the children will go to hide. The winner is the last person to come to the kitchen. At least 15 minutes to drink tea provided - tested on a family of 3 days :)

Q: Do you know the joke about the frog?
WOW: well
XX: I was in the summer when I was with my grandmother in the country, I ate some hernia and I had constipation.
Why do I need your details?
XXX: Listen to me.
UUU: So I sat down in the village sartre to try again, I don't know how the frog was there, shorter it is like a quacknet - constipation as unprecedented.

From Formspring
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Alex_Grey
In April 2012, HP will start shipping the eighth generation of ProLiant servers. As the manufacturer claims, they contain a record number of innovations compared to their predecessors. For example, they can serve themselves, protect themselves from the system administrator, and you can manage these servers from a smartphone.
I imagined this picture
Go away, go away from me, ugly human, do not touch me with a screw!

I don’t understand people who don’t travel at the first opportunity.

You hear, Gandhi, you know that half of the population of Russia has the opportunity only to modestly eat and fuck and sleep after hard work.

You will appear on your P.T. cruiser in our area - we will give puzzles and pick up the car.And we will scratch the blog with spam, goat

I don't understand women - wall
YYY: O_o
You may not even know how to fly?