The grey is broken:
Breast hairy, stomach hairy, ass hairy, hands hairy and shoulders, pale, too hairy!
I only have to hang myself.
and AGA. And write: "I’m too hairy for this world!" =)

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Daška-s-kosićami: But tomorrow I’ll be beautiful going to school.
[45:51] And let them know.
Daška-s-Kosićami: That I dropped the mahat and became a girl

The wife sits behind a cup of tea and eats candy, looks at the package and so:
I don’t want to be a cow.
And, throwing the candy entirely into his mouth, adds:
I seem to be!

I live in a hostel (this is such a domino with a corridor for 3 accessories and 30 apartments on the floor).
It was necessary to throw out the old refrigerator and washing machine - the old already, repair is more expensive than buying new ones. I pulled out the floor, but I couldn’t get out of the street from the second floor, the back said, “Nahui”... I set up in the corner of the corridor in the hope that someone from the neighbors would take it. The company "Style" is at your service! Neighbors are decent, they don’t need strangers. A month stands - no one takes!
What to do? Asking for beer for help? Will it last until the end of the century?

I print the announcement "I sell for 500 UAH. #" and hanging on the laundry. The machine did not survive the night - in the morning someone spares it!
The refrigerator remains %
Wiping my hands I print an announcement for the refrigerator, I also think it will not last long %)

I was tired of constantly gifting girls with gifts, enthusiasm, love and eventually getting “dynamo” instead of sex.
So I got married, and now I get the same result at home, without too much trouble.

Don’t let God make it look like a doctor’s handwriting.

Talk to a friend about positive and negative emotions:
He: - But by the module it is the same amount is obtained...
I: Oh, I would take you by the module! (I take his face in my hands at this time, this is how I do it.)
He said, “Don’t take me by the module. Take me better for a vector!

Why do I always have a red pen on my table?
Q: Maybe you are a hidden teacher?
A: ughu, the latent pet... goog!

HHH: Congratulations to you!
Emm... with what?
I started using Tampax.
YYY: What did you get from?
You have in updates on Facebook: "Alena Yyy started using Tampax"
A crazy app!
YYY: How to remove it?? to
XXX: there must be a rope

Kira Orlova: how to invoke a demon at home?

I know it’s bad and dangerous, but I’m just interested, and I won’t call, I just want to know how it’s done!

†‡_Seilem Sand_‡†: Drill at six in the morning, the wall adjacent to the neighbor must be drilled. The devil comes, I give the tooth.

I sent a SMS to my husband "You are my best!"
Answer: "Do you want to?"

My girlfriend is a very upset youth. If the key does not work (no key!), and want to put the password to enable, she knows: Start-Programs-Standard-Special capabilities-Screen keyboard.

She lacks a little to the super-super-super-super-super. She does not yet know where to get the virtual key to enter the password when the next comp is enabled

x: Thus, it tends to scorn - "Your mother!"", but her mother is good, and she is all in the father, and scorn "Your father!"" is not from my hand. This is where I suffer.

The wife says: “There are controllers in the factory, can you try it?” and I shuddered: “And they don’t need snorks, gryu?” I would try it...".
The controller’s wife is scary.

Muslims do not work on Fridays, Jews on Saturdays, Christians on Sundays. Someone, invent a religion so that you don’t work on Mondays! (from the twitter)

(01:21:19) doc: hopefully we will have a strong storm
(01:21:48) doc: lightning in the sky shines, but still quiet :)
(01:31:43) the dock is not on the network.

W: I decided to play in LA2 for the first time, tell me who’s better to start playing? I personally looked at Camel, but I still wait for advice (and preferably in which direction to push the branch)

X: You need to move the branch carefully, and then when you let it go, it can spit you on the face.

PalichYoba
and haha. I fell asleep at 7 in the middle of the class. One was closed, the other was not TV. He ran to the neighboring primary school building. He was patient. I went to the first toilet (I did not study here, I did not know where) took off my pants and sat down (there was no door in the toilet). And then the first-class girl comes in (the toilet was female) and when she sees me with a whisper she runs away...Bliaja, never so fast. He managed to escape until no one saw him again. I have never entered that building before.

Nyoghta
Don’t go, there are still traps.

I deducted the joke about the unlimited minet, laughed, wrote my SMS "Do you want to connect the unlimited minet? and and "
Literally immediately a call from him: Hello girl, where can I connect this service and how much will it cost? ))))