He is a finished frick!! to
XHH: he reads the Terms of User Agreement!!! to

The more a man has of what he needs, the more he wants of the unnecessary.

Not funny, but still...
This happened in 2003 when I was just grasping the basics of climate engineering. The object was turned 100 km from Minsk and not at all to air conditioners, but to a full-fledged ventilation system with the development of project and accounting documentation. The object was not too difficult, so we finished the work literally in a week. When it came to the question of payment, the depth predictably stumbled. The point is not that, you want too much and all in the same spirit. At first, the bosses gave me the car, and 10 times they said I owe the company $10,000 and that’s my problem. At the time, I didn’t have the skill of twisting the last debitors, but I had to ride on the object on an electric car. in the summer. I wept out. But when I was polite again, I was desperate. Getting off ten pieces of greens to a beginner manager is painful. And my brain, shaken by stress dynamically flowing into depression, rebirthed. The interview with the accountant was brief:
- Maria Ivanovna, we had a tax, fined ten times the cost of the services provided, because of the lack of signed documents. Tomorrow afternoon you will have a check-up. I warned you as a decent man. All the good.
Yes, the money on our account fell on the same day, the customer found all the documents, which each time were "successfully" lost in their light cabinets. The documents came with a terribly important order letter, even sent their own copy.
This was my first job-related bluff. But far from the last...

Male loyalty: married for the third time, and the mistress is the same.

Today I saw three Chinese in the fish market discussing the possibility of buying in Chinese. Of all the phrases I understood two words - mintai and зае...сь.

xxx: There is a theatre of shadows where erected members play.
YYY: And what can a member show?
XXX is a cupcake.
XXX is a banana. The carrot.
Yyy: The Shadow Show of Chipolino. :D

Yesterday in the subway in front of me sat a very thin man, just a skeleton tight with skin. His appearance suggested a serious illness. However, all the questions disappeared, the code on his knees he laid a bag on which it was written: "The forum of mortgage lending." Impressed...

Such a feeling that at the end of the heating season utilities not only turn off heating, but also pump liquid nitrogen into the system

Yesterday night, in the door of the neighbor for an hour and a half, a kind of gopnik, with a wild eagle, knocked: open s@ka, b@i v@#bu if you do an abortion.
I have some cognitive dissonance.)

Don’t call me to work anymore to discuss the game.
WOW: What happened?
XHH: Yes, I had to explain to Chief Evgeny Genadievich that the "genophagus" is a medicine from the Mass Effect, not the type I sent it.

Look at the number of pires in your torrent, and you will see how many people in this world still need you!

Our unique cat first sat on the laptop and watched into the camera then lay down pressing the gap properly and then turned off my remote access.

I have a bamboo eye.
Spheniscus: This is called shimmering

From a YouTube video comment: Please let me sleep.

A Ukrainian named Peter Vesely practiced the treatment of homosexuality by the "clin cling" method. But Peter’s happy life ended when one of the gay men who turned to him became a police officer.

He worked according to the following scheme: he was found through advertisements in newspapers by men who wanted to get rid of attraction to other men. For a considerable amount (the price for the service, as well as the approach, was individual, and ranged from 200 to 2 thousand hryvnia per session), the client was told a story about the fact that "the cloak is wrapped with a cloak", after which Vesely conducted "procedures" of a sexual nature. Upon completion of the “procedure” pseudo-warch assured that now everything should pass, reports uaReview.

Patients after some time realized that the attraction for men did not happen anywhere, unlike money. And some patients returned to Veselo for new procedures according to the clin method, and became his regular clients.

One of the victims was an employee of the police, and he handed over the complaint on Peter Veselo to his colleagues. After operational searches, the fraudster was caught at the scene of the crime. Now he is waiting for trial in the investigative isolation.

xxx: Three years as I bought a kalina, "flight normal". There are no complaints, as is the breakdown.
Except only in the summer, when the air conditioning is turned on, the engine is almost not enough.
The difference in convenience, design, capacity, reliability, between the nine-classic (which I used to ride) and my calina,... huge.
Maybe someone will tell me, of course, what is better, I will answer.... there is a different price, both operational and the machine itself, according to my income of 700-600 t.p. Expensive for the car.
Starting and leaving the garage?

from the comments on the tracker (a book on intimate hairstyles is discussed):
The translation is just a masterpiece :-)
Even Chinese Google can’t do that.
According to the Basic Bikini, but also removes hair from small genital lips, perineum, and
Broken the ass. andquot;

A deaf Belarusian depth, a picturesque village on the border with Ukraine: a forest, a lake, all things. We came to the local council to make papers on the ground, because they decided to arrange a house there. From the district center, we brought a sample of these letters in electronic form. Would it seem, what is easier? Take the flash, download the Word file, change your surname and print it. But! Someone very clever invented a clever antivirus scheme. "In order to prevent the virus from being brought to the computer, or all kinds of people are walking here," the flashlight with the document was taken to the local security post by the secretary-in-chief (read: the chamber of the district in the same building), inserted in the computer of the district, opened the document, hand from the screen (!) She re-wrote the text, brought it to her office and printed everything again from the leaflet, inserting the right names and other missing data.
n.p

becomes scary. A well-known colonel walks around the house and says suddenly - it is necessary to roll, first from the army, and then from the country...

"In the Lipetsk region sank a ponton bridge"
Only in Russia can sink what cannot sink in principle.