A familiar girl tells how she went to the sauna with her boyfriend: "Oh, they went together so well, the camera was taken... True, I only photographed him. Two photos were even good. One is on the belt, and the other... also good".

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And I woke up from the fact that she tied my tick to my pillow and dropped it from the couch. I have never felt such a fear in the morning!! to
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I took revenge on her the next morning. Smashed her nipples with valerian and planted Vaska next to him))) He quickly understood what to do and began to lick her nipples, she stood out of the fist began to twist, the cat did not like such a turn of events, and he would like to crack her with his kicks. Such a cry has not been heard in our apartment for a long time!!! to
I cry and I pay!Such fools as you have never seen the light!

I bought a set of white cards. The inscription on the packaging: '' For the brightest applications!'

XH: Who has a multiwark? I want to hear and understand how useful it is.
YYY: I have a vaporizer, after giving birth I was able to lose 10 pounds a week, now we rarely use it, I don't like to wash it, the juicer is worth dusting, the most popular is a blender, recently broken, bought the same, but the new model, the most adhesive and useful thing, in the hostel is indispensable
ZZZ: And I have skies on the balcony!

Correction begins with the realization that the error has occurred.

Three years ago, a colleague, a surgeon from another hospital, approached me with a request to set up a laptop that began to swallow, and he, you see, needed a "cut" for an important matter. It was “Flying”.

What archival problems he needs to solve, I did not specify. He brought to me his apparatus with Hruščov on board, which I properly cleaned from any infection, optimized, killed all the unnecessary, and "necessary" installed. Why “needed” in cakes? You will soon find out.

A normal, routine procedure for your submissive servant, which took no more than an hour. I gave him this note with a light heart and awareness of the "qualitatively" fulfilled 100% promise. Why “quality” in cakes? You will find out now.

He will call me in 24 hours. Have you ever heard the mixture of mat and the simultaneous rusting in the pipe? So I had to. The thing is that I installed him a very "needed" software in the form of a side 9 screensaver. Who doesn't know - a wonderful (any normal man will appreciate) screen in the form of semi-naked girls washing your monitor with soap foam. Here is a link to the video. The interval of operation was set at 15 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SgyGnBfRVE

The archival task that stood before this note was to be connected the next day to the projector to demonstrate on the big screen a presentation in Power Point of the achievements of his branch at the next Republican Surgery Society. I was not there because I was on guard. This service was very well accompanied. Otherwise, he would have stunned me immediately after the meeting.

The following happened: There is a report, the slides go to the clock, the notebook works like the clock, the projector - too. The demonstration is temporarily interrupted to answer a number of questions. My colleague begins to answer questions from an educated audience. After 15 minutes, the screen saver is turned on in the dark room. The audience fades. First she looks onto a healthy screen, then it starts to rust. Naturally, students and postgraduates were the first to revive. Then came the professors turn. My colleague stands behind the screen and continues to talk enthusiastically about the advances in endoscopic abdominal surgery. Finally, he feels awkward, turns, becomes pale and throws to the mouse. The girl disappears.

So, out of the hall there were screams of honorable doctors (not students): "Return her back!!!!"

Timothy was not recognized on the street and beaten.
He was lucky that he did not find out.

Den Romanoff: Pines, eggs, cedar...
The Romanoff:
Den Romanoff: Did the pineapples eat cedar?! to

Fookiss: What else is theft??? I jumped and immediately stood up and picked it up!

Version "Come into the show business through the bed", with Buranov grandmothers clearly does not work.

Today's Hall Positive: Some guy asks another to insure on the living room lying. He says: "Support me the stick, please. I will fear myself. I usually keep my mom"

D: It’s not normal to be a virgin at age 19.
M : I agree. What about the girls?
A girl should take care of herself before the wedding.
M: How can you not be a virgin if all the girls take care of themselves before the wedding?

XXX: How about Annie?
WOW: She left me.
HHH: How is it? She did not hope in your soul, on the contrary, as if you were not all right?
WOW: I stopped going to the barbecue, started hanging in the beer bar with friends, accidentally forgot to congratulate me on March 8, set up a WOW... And the day after she left me, everything returned to its own.
HH: But why all these actions? Isn’t it easier or cooler to send a girl?
WOW: Son, grow up and you will realize that there is nothing worse than an insulted abandoned cock, thirsty for revenge.

How to live? Now playing in 3 mass effect, drinking tea with strawberries. After a unsuccessful movement dropped the straw on the key. Shortly after my mother entered the door, I enthusiastically slid out the keyboard, staring at the screen. The phrase killed: No, I knew you liked this game, but so? = D

I walk on the street, the boys ride on the hill. One wants to go home, and they say to him, “No, do not leave, repent with us, then we will not beat Timur.” Timor raises his head out of the snow: “Why are you going to beat me?”

XXX: 5 years ago
yyy: the linguistic tape of Mobyus

I work as a sysadmin in the hospital.
and Tuesday. I go to my server room (in the basement) and see this picture on the first floor of the building. The security station, next to the elevator. There are two people sitting at the post - the guard (O) and the driver (B), the lady (D) enters the elevator and begins to tick on all the buttons in the elevator.
A: Woman, you need to press the floor button and then the "Go" button!
D: I know it myself!
Q: How do you play the piano?! to

I forgot where he went! and :)

I saw a stereotype today. I cross the crossroads, I look past the cars pass very quickly, everyone rushes somewhere and I notice a car in the distance, barely weaving, coming closer, and exactly, in the whole body the inscription "Post of Russia".

How is your dog’s name?
What an oxygen!
and shrink?
There’s nothing wrong with him, he’s just suitable for a shit.

Epic Feel
xxx: I came home, I see the cat curved all, the back to the front to patty and mouthlessly so.Spring, everything is fine, I want, but I can not.
XXX: I sit down and see her and say, Oh, you are my poor, how do I understand you?
And I hear behind my back: Opa!
I turn, my father stands and turns his head.