I had a friend. I took a box with the disc in my hands, I opened it - there was immense ashes.
Is there so much ashes?
- So the disc with "Constantin", hole.

A smart girl always knows when to turn on a fool.

First comment: Well, you should at least learn to turn off.

On my first date, I told the guy about Fritiof Nansen’s incredibly fascinating expedition to the North Pole on the ship “Fram.” I was told almost directly in the text that I was a fool and I was doing hernia. You should have talked about quarks, right? What did I do wrong?

Lectures sleep, after lectures drink
in the sun shining,
Everything in the session goes well.
Technical students!

11 March. The Sunday. 10.00 to
<-=Kiss@=-> I came to work
<Vincent> is good. Find a secluded corner and sleep a cup or another.)
<-=Kiss@=-> ah, the director in the office has the most humble corner)))
<-=Kiss@=-> only he sleeps there))

News on Rambler:

A large theft was carried out from a cash warehouse in the Sberbank branch located on 1812 Street in Moscow.

The commentary:
XXX: Operation"Y"... Everything was stolen in advance.=)

YouTube comments on the video where Buranov grandmothers sing Yesterday:
1 "Paul would be glad if he were alive."
2 "I will make you happy—Paul alive"
3 "What is this song?"

Hi sweetheart, how is the mood?
WOW: wet all... members I look at
Are you in the bathroom?

And what a disappointment of childhood, when the outer color of a pencil or a flommaster did not coincide with what he was drawing.

by REI

by rutracker.org:
The film made a lot of thought, the actor playing the main frog completely revealed the dramatic image of an insect, forced due to tragic circumstances, to eat unfresh cosmonauts.
Especially remembered the scene, when he weakened from hunger, for half an hour chased the main character through the hard-to-pass desert and almost catching him stopped and cried, realizing the depth of his fall. And the final scene, where he is already completely tormented by the heavy burden of guilt before mankind, realizing that it will never forgive him, for the hundreds of thousands of heroes of the cosmos, whom he sat with his fellow men, the frog ends his life by committing suicide, buriing his sick head in the graffiti sand burned by the rays of the blue sun...

XXX: Give a male name
YYY: Andrei
zzz: the epistle
See also: Avigone
NN: Ktolhu
Tagged: Darwin
Dude, let me call the dog!! to
Zzz: Who besides me thought it was a child?

My wife is 3 months older than me, she was born in November and I was born in February. I decided to joke about her again.
This year you will be 26!
Wife (thinkingly): You will still die before me.

Destroyed entirely. There is a sense of humor among the concerned students.

Yesterday, my girlfriend and I sat in the pizzeria, there self-service and orders are announced. An additional order is announced.
Take pizza with you.
Voice from the room:
I am not going anywhere!!! to

Note on the front glass: Dear car owner! In order to avoid short circuit in the electrical wiring, please do not be lazy in the trail. Leave your phone on the torpedo. With respect to Anonymous.
P.S You can keep a gasoline container with flashbacks as a bonus.

Leading
My mom told me that there was no borst before the wedding... so here... strictly with us.

The Roman
First borscht + dolls and then sleeve.
The sexes are not necessary but the borst and the dolls are yes.

Leading
Go to Fuck.
Everything is the same (
You don’t have to have sex to eat.

Topic on the forum: "How to become a cool hacker in 24 hours?"

We learn to drink beer without spilling on the claw.

And like them:
Two women approach the jewelry shop in which I work. One older than the other younger and with them a 6-year-old boy. One of them measures the ring, and the other says, "Tanyuša, look what a charm!" and the boy says, "It's not a charm, it's a shit!"

Am I only saddened by the fact of smoking/drinking/mothering children/girls/mothers and other things? When the fur beast comes into the world, they simply do not have the right to exist and reproduce.

How did you rest in the holiday home?
YYY: Everything was fine, I did the wheel and rolled in the snow, whispered and whispered, sprinkled the snowflakes and watched them reflect in the sunlight!)
yyy: and when the baton got into the cocktail, and I realized that he was a bit dissatisfied with it, I remembered what a hundred-meter recording was)))

Tundra
In the Xinjiang-Uighur Autonomous Region of China, police shot four Uighur separatists. During the search, two bows, boxing gloves and parts for the manufacture of the explosive device were found.
Tundra
Two lashes, to blaze!
Were they not shot?
Chevalier
Details for the manufacture of the explosive device - apparently a second meter. Athletes were attacked by separatists.