Leon^ wishes to the enemy: "and let your neighbors have a laminate over you and three children!" will come down for a terrible curse :-(

Courier (C): When will you be home?
I: After 7 hours
Can I come at 6?
I: Yeah, can you explain the meaning of the previous question? For me, purely for myself.

xxx: I don't want to finish 5 minutes
YYY: It is easier. Do not shake for 5 minutes.

xxx: have you heard that Churov is going to help America in holding open elections?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He seems to take an example from them. As they bring democracy to all countries, so will they carry open elections to all democratic countries.

A grandmother in a neighboring hospital bed tries in vain to call her 17-year-old grandson. After another attempt: ''hah you attack what! Subscriber in the inactivity zone. You are drunk, you parasite!?' and O_o

<joker1995> There was a case here in childhood. I sit, therefore, with my grandmother, and my aunt with her daughter went to the bathroom, before making a mask of raw eggs on her hair. After 10 minutes, these chickens resort back as the eggs in their hair have boiled and turned into an eggshell. For three hours they listened to my wild rust and chested this delicious lunch out of their hair.

The official instructions of admin are:
1st Shob did it all.
2nd and free
Three and Nibet

After a brief quarrel with the girl, she got emotions and screams.

I am: be calm.
It’s not up to you to decide what I should do!
I: What can I do to make you calm?
She says: I apologize!
I: I am sorry.
She said, “I’ve gone off with my apologies!

O_O

The elections.
Yes, unfortunately they are over.
Then came the usual grey paths.
(They are

The famous American Republican politician, Senator John McCain, called on the United States to launch airstrikes on Syrian cities as soon as possible to protect civilians from bloody tyranny.

You know, it is not even funny anymore.

On the router removed the rating...millions of people lost the meaning of life...

Tagged: fucking
yyy: I have 2 pots on the plate: in one they cook eggs, in the neighboring chicken... strange spectacle)))
Tagged: genocide

I sit moderate comments in the forum on hair depilation from the back... but I am doing something bad in this life... I wanted to become an astronaut

As a child, I had a dendy 8 battle and not a color TV. And I somehow managed to play Doctor Mario, where it was necessary to use a colored pill to kill microbes.

Client: My keyboard no longer works!
Helpdesk: Are you sure it is connected to your computer?
Client: No, I can't get to the back wall to see
Helpdesk: Take the keyboard in your hands and take 10 steps from the desk :)))
Client : OK
Helpdesk: Do you still have the keyboard in your hands?
Client: Yes
Helpdesk: This means the keyboard is not connected :) Do you have a second keyboard somewhere else?
Yes, there’s another one on the table. Oh, this just works!

Interview with a friend who lives in Moscow:
How is the political mood in the capital?
B: Yeah, the same as in the province... they’re spit in their mouths and trying to insinuate that it’s delicious.
I: How exactly you noticed it...I haven’t been able to express it in words for two days :(

xxx is :
xxx is : )
Fuck, my smiley broke.

AG_EviL_RS: So I understand the girl linuxide on March 8 to give seeds of flowers?

Excerpt from the article "How to properly feed a cow"
If you have a body, and you want to grow a obedient cow from it, then lick it from the first day, chew, talk, touch the nipples.

The news:
"In the Moscow amusement park carousels were found, the police do nothing".