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[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62626
 10.04.2012
YYYY: Hello to you!
xxxxx: hello to you
YYYY: Do you accidentally have an image of the Painter 11 disc?
XXX: I can download from the FTP, should I?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? sps
XXX: If anything else is not needed, contact me. and :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62625
 10.04.2012
A lecture in the Chinese universe: the preacher does not regret the glands, speaks about something, speaks and speaks for half an hour. The crowd with stone faces looked at him. No movement in the room. After approximately 30 minutes, everyone takes the pencil and draw a hieroglyph from the contents. One of them ?

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62624
 10.04.2012
Orthographical errors in writing are like a clown on a white shirt. fg. Ranewski

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62623
 10.04.2012
I sell 2 cups (35 grams. and 53 gr.) by cost.

Spent on:
Gasoline – $ 15
- 3 broken balancer - $ 18;
- broken wheel, shining - $ 8;
washing the car after fishing – $ 8;
A fine for excess speed is $12.
- Wife for women's needs (non-gundel shops) - $ 60 gr.

Total: $121 (well, for $110 I will give, even if I lose...)

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62622
 10.04.2012
XXX: I also get angry with the numbering of children’s ages. They say – "we have 1.5". Why a half? A year? The months? A week?
The liter is over! One and a half liters. and ;-)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62621
 10.04.2012
Talk to my younger sister:

Sister: Listen, who are these hipsters?
I am no-o. They wear old-school sweaters, for example, their hair is slightly careless, and in the image there are often glasses.
What are geologists?

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62620
 10.04.2012
by SanPin 1.1.998-00
Hygienic requirements for adult journals

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62619
 10.04.2012
Motorcycles in the garage are either repaired or twisted.

I: What are they pulling?

So... they make them better.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62618
 10.04.2012
Is an e-book a type of sheet on which the book is loaded or am I confusing?

Have you ever heard of iron birds in the sky?

by x-x.ru

[ + 24 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62617
 10.04.2012
Q: Why did you break up?
He said I don’t deserve him.
X: Do not be upset. Where are you going?
A: In the factory
X: Now I seem to have understood everything.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62616
 10.04.2012
What are you doing?
I will bring you!
You should have brought me to orgasm.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62615
 10.04.2012
From the ASK:

xxx: do you know the joke about "no - I too"?
YYY: No
XXX: I too

[ + 37 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62614
 10.04.2012
They are illiterate!
There is no such word – try! have to try!
I hate you.

[ + 60 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62613
 10.04.2012
There will be no humor, there will be life.
For a year, our employees were released on vacation and vacation because my grandfather, whom she had not visited for a long time, my sister's wedding, with whom they had not communicated for several years, changed the guy she met for about six months, received a dop diploma for which he studied for 9 months... and so on.
I slept my cat today. And on my request for tomorrow's vacation, they only whispered, the occasion was not serious.16 years you met me, I never ate without you, you slept next to me, you could talk and listen. I spent more time with you than I spent with my family and friends together. It is even strange that no one knows me better than you... And when the treatment stopped helping, I killed you so that you didn’t suffer. Sorry Yasha, you were a wonderful cat, and I’m probably a bitch.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62612
 10.04.2012
J is
God of sleep, eternal darkness,
The costume is made of ice.
He sows the smoking of death.
The French of Evil and Boots.
He works, but not for money.
With a big, deceitful hand.
Shit with a black needle.c) Kish

J is
The Smoking of Death)
10 to Invalidity

IMP
The horror pants.

J is
The nightmare socks
The cowards of hopelessness.

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62611
 10.04.2012
If you knew how many cockroaches you have in your head...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62610
 10.04.2012
XXX for a quiet night
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: What is a CPC?
YYY: This is a bottle and yet in one bottle! This is my word.)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №62609
 10.04.2012
By chance, my brother’s house saw a bunch of books unintentionally folded together. I read the names of these books from the bottom up:
1st Civil Code (in support of the student)
2nd Theoretical nuclear physics.
Three "How to Speak Loud About Yourself"
4 is The Russian Criminal Code
5 is "Fugitives and Vagabonds" (Author Chuck Palannik)
6 is Atlas of Peace.
Interesting story, I hope you understand it all.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62608
 09.04.2012
I teach a friend how to take care of girls:
Girls love signs of attention, don’t forget to give flowers. It doesn’t matter if it’s just a girlfriend or you’re dating, or a casual beauty on the street... It’s so crazy! When they get married, no one gives them flowers.

Here I was when I lived in Kazan as a student, you would know how many flowers I gave to girls... (thinking I add with outrage) the fucks are ungrateful.... :( "

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62607
 09.04.2012
I’d like to work on neural networks.
Although the brain is only enough for social

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