Lourdes is burning:

In fact, all cigarettes smell about the same. After the cigar, it is impossible to smoke them. And in general: cigarettes are smoked to saturate the blood with nicotine, and cigars - to saturate the blood with nicotine and potatoes.

Have you switched to summer time? No is.
Why are you complaining about the snow?! to

The guy in the bus was a girl (

I agreed with a friend to meet in the subway, so that she handed me the keys of the house. She rushed, so they agreed clearly: a small station, the first car, a shop. I sit and wait. Then the picture: the train comes in, a blonde jumping out of the first door on the chicks (friendship you bite), putting my keys in the hand (from the side as if she just touched me, like in a confidence conversation) and knocking back into the same door. I immediately smile widely, get up and go to the opposite side of the perron. The surrounding area! Fuck you fucking! She flew out of the car, gave happiness and disappeared.

There is a discussion of the dress, which becomes transparent with increased heartbeat, when the girl is anxious:

XX: Increased heartbeat is not only due to excitement. The load too. Here the girl wore such a dress before the date to surprise the guy, forgot, ran for the bus and - HOP - all in transparent.
yyy: or came to the exam, and, HOP and immediately "five".

xxx: The term "black hole" Americans considered unpolitically correct and proposed to replace it with "afro-hole"
yyy: ‎...and the Russians now use the politically correct idiom “dark” as in the Afro-Open, instead of the “dark” as in the ass of a Negro.

Bas, which today’s people write... khm, schoolchildren... can’t read.

from ZH
It reminds me of a friend’s story. She’s a very big lady, I think valkyrie should be like that. She is on a trolleybus. 8 months of pregnancy. A man sits down to her: - Will you drink vodka? - Interesting offer! I'm going to have a baby soon, what kind of vodka is there? No, I have to stop drinking... Otherwise I do not distinguish a grandmother from a man.

Adventure becomes a crime when caught.

Mitrić puts the machine near his Technoelectric network project in the same place since ancient times, when it was still easy to park there. Now employees put their ashes on the site in front of the building in four dense layers. Within minutes, it is calculated and agreed on the order in which to leave in the evening. Mitrić is not in a hurry - it is important for him not to run out early in the evening for this cheerleading. He arrives early and takes his place under the wall. If someone from the staff comes up earlier, they will remember about Mitchell - they will be at least in the second row, at least in the third, only if the place is not touched. If you do not count each other, the parking lot will become a mouse trap - fucking you will choose.

This is exactly what happened a few weeks ago. Mitrić arrived half an hour before work, and on you, in his place right before his nose, for the first time since the XXVII Congress of the CPSU, a black jeep stood up. A powerful men fell out of it and headed to a new business office opposite. Mitrich stood up on his way and started joking about his place. He was sent out, marked away and cried helplessly in the wake of some threat. In response, I heard a distant roar.

Experience is a great thing. Instead of being offended, Mitrich suddenly realized that after the frost, the day would be warm and sunny today. He blessed himself and placed the car where it was left, in the second row. Half an hour later, the rebel jeep was murdered into four layers. The powerful men returned closer to noon and began to pin the neighboring cars so that the owners came out on the alarm screams. The owners went out. They were cloudy and there were a lot of them. Conversation was delayed. Then the jeep fell. According to the official terminology of St. Petersburg, SOUL. The fact is that the place at Mitrich was the most courageous - under the drainage from the air conditioners. That is why he was respected. Yes, and the figure that will make a puddle with a roof of rust coins. What doesn’t work, has been proven several times. Per, to the three-metre, this salmon was a little bit and did not reach, but the piropatroons in the jeep were shot well, the door outside...

The sectarians came and talked about good deeds. He offered them to take out the garbage - they were offended and left.

LexKS: We have 2 toilets on the floor. One is worse than at the Kazan station, in the second everyone goes, because there, Pordon, you can pop land. So, while in this institution, I sometimes heard the very different sounds from the neighboring cabins... But I didn’t expect to hear the whistling of the waffles and the thunderstorms!

fZ: Paradox: Patients cannot even get to the clinic without a bacillus, but doctors can walk in dirty shoes throughout the clinic.

The young man, Misha, decided to catch up! At the instantaneous glue, the hole was dried, I had to pull the fist... Fingers were glued, the fist was glued to the hand, the tube was glued to the hand, the ropes were glued to the floor, all Misha was glued!!! Recommend a shredded leaf! No lies in advertising!! Unfortunately the tube is small, I would stick the shoes, and I would stick the shoes at the same time (

At work (leader and lawyer):
Shash, tell me, what kind of shit do I pay you?? to
Yu: – Roman Olegovich, and you ask your wife, or I don’t like to boast.
Yeee... in my natural... in my

From life, three friends communicate:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Zzzz: I want to.
YYY: And I have both hands for it.

One of the stages of adulthood is when the thought of being found in cabbage is preferable to the thought of having sex with mom and dad.

The genius lives in each of us, we just have to wake him up.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Review of headphones on Yandex.Market
Disadvantages: In the 2nd month of use, these headphones have become Vlagodskirchevy, since then, the cable has never turned into a sophisticated and complex pattern. The problem is solved by using non-normative vocabulary and a couple of minutes of concentrated work with the fingers.
When the wind whispers in my ears :)

I have angelic patience.

It looks more like a demonic phobia :(