On February 23, all the bored men will receive a gift for a shoe with a hint-Dobby, you are free.

The distant 90s. Telephone without controller.
Daddy is sleeping in his room under a television broadcast.
I am in my lessons.
Suddenly a wounded mammoth rings out: daughter!!!! to
I run, asking what happened?
Daddy: daughter, add the sound.

After viewing "The Hungry Rabbit Attacks":
For the first time in a Hollywood pursuit, the car fails to get ahead of the train! I don’t remember anything else! :) I’m not sorry!

In one of the National Geographic films about drugs, they show a home lab, say how bad it is and immediately describe the entire manufacturing process with all the ingredients. How is it? 0_o

Is it a bird or a fish?
This is cake.

The StarCraft II:
XXX: I am 18 years old.
YYY: I am 25. In the cold water.
zzz: Comrades, I’m so big that it causes tide and rejects sunlight. Stop arguing and tell us how to play ZvT against a double reactor.

If a girl is so ugly, what prevents you from being with her?
Bentley: Is it such a hideous car that it prevents you from driving on it?

I am playing Heroes 5. Suitable for Mom.
Oh, and what are you doing?
I play.
Who is so beautiful with ears?
They are elves.
And what are you doing with them?
I kill them, mother, I kill them.
O.O

She: I believe that performers who make beautiful dresses with lightning in the back should burn in hell! This is discrimination against women living alone.
ON1: on the contrary, it helps you develop joints and be flexible :D
One way to avoid loneliness :D

When I realize that people like me are driving on the roads, it becomes really scary.

I wanted to sleep, okay! The neighbors spend the weekend with the drill again!
WOW: Oh, don't say, I hate the sound of drilling, like the drilling of our podi, with the drilling do not break up.
I don’t understand why it’s always drill? Every day? Two years! It feels like they have no tools besides the drill! They watch the drill, listen to the drill, cook with the drill and even boil the water with the drill! Cut the bread!! Fuck these unfortunate neighbors! They don’t even sell anything in the store except drill!!!! to

I don't understand, yesterday I drank aclogol, and my leg hurts.

Wow, she dragged you home)))) tired)))))

Divide and rule – the principle by which I eat Raphael

I love instructions written for idiots. In them you can eat something that even my perverted imagination would not have imagined.

From the instructions to the photoshop: printing video files is not possible.

Yesterday I took out a prostitute and forced her to cook borst! I don’t even know what this type of perversion is called :)))

All the men are creatures, pedors, poddolies and shells!
This is because your breasts are small.

From a popular service:
Why, when I go to Japanese websites, I have some unclear signs in addition to hieroglyphs?
WOW—Does hieroglyphs mean, for you, these are understandable signs?

Watch the jump from the trampoline:
If the wind blows in the face of the athlete, it is very bad.
of course. This means that the athlete is flying his back forward.

I’m angry that when people don’t have anything to answer, they send a smile.
YYYY : )

Dear God, are you married?
No, I haven’t lost my mind yet.