The 1981 year. I am a student of 9th grade. Lectures of Russian Literature. My neighbor at the party somewhere broke Babel's Odessa Stories. I remember 1981.
Only a year ago the Lenin Prize for Literature was awarded.
There were no books like those obtained by a friend in free access, gently speaking, and there were few people who knew about Isaac Babel (he was not part of the school program), and there were even fewer people who read him (interesting, but what now?) is
In any case, we had a book in a cardboard wrap that was read to the hole in our hands, which my friend was given for one lesson. Using a book in the party, they began to read it, trying not to be noticed by the teacher.
Have you ever tried unnoticably for others to read Ilfa and
Petrov, Gashek or the same “Odessa Stories”? That and that... Very quickly, my comrade and I began to stifle from the hard-to-restrained whistle.
And immediately earned a comment, then the second. On the third teacher did not spend - she bypassed "from the rear" our party, got out of her innermost.
“Out of class reading,” she closed the book to look at the cover... and then, without saying a word, opened it and returned to the previous place in the party. Until the end of the lesson, we did not receive any comments.
"Odessa Stories" were read and returned to the owner on change.
That day I realized that good books can be different. Much later I realized what a wonderful man taught me not only to write, but also to read in the “great and powerful” without mistakes... I was lucky – there were many such people in my life. And so in our friendly company always sounds a toast "For teachers". Give God, we remember you.

The journalist asks the farmer:
Tell me how you had a year.
Don’t believe it, it is wonderful. The grain harvest is good, without bread not.
I will stay, the potatoes succeeded - again I will not be hungry, but still a pig
Destroyed...
Would you like to thank the President for this?
So for what? Phael himself, sowed himself, grew and gathered again himself.
What is his merit.
How is it? And you think!
“Well, if you think, I don’t deny about pigs, there could be anything.
to be...

Christina: No, you watched, I don’t know.
Don’t Capsi
How do you know that I have a cap? :D
Pillow the magic!

My girlfriend loves mandarins. He called her a mandarin. Now I sleep on the floor.

Vichy (15:07:53 7/01/2012)
Yesterday while he was traveling to Vala reworked a song from the Bremen musicians

Confa (15:08:05 7/01/2012)
and burning)

Vichy (15:08:45 7/01/2012)
Nothing in the world is worse.
Where to watch at night
You go away, you wait.
You too will come back.

Vichy (15:08:53 7/01/2012)
8 I waited there and back.

I, Anya and Pasha, are discussing their upcoming wedding.
I: Pash, have you already decided what you will do?
Pacha: I don’t know, I’ll probably stick to my usual style.
Cowards and iPhones?

No, I’m glad, but Zhenya hasn’t decided yet if he’s ready to share my attention with the hammer.

You are jealous, chick?

XX to AGA. Yesterday I asked you to fuck me. I am jealous of the shrimp today.

Go to bed, behind the roof.
Here are the stories for the night.
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eight = e
XH: 8 x O
XH: 8 O
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thx: 8_x==8
thx: 8_x = 8
XH: 8_x8
Theme: 8_8
This Is What Happens When You Don’t Sleep Long
Tag: falling eyes
Tag: peaceful night
Fuck you, fuck you, I tell you.

Owners of cats.
It turns out there is the PawSense program, which is designed to determine the moments when a cat is walking on the keyboard.)))

by Victoria13:13:39
Let's play what
Today I am honest.
I answer one.
Your question, only
One, send it
The friends
You will see, you
Blow up with questions! will be
Have fun, I wait
The question.
Waiting for the question.

Toughened 13:30:08
What is the difference between approximation and interpolation?

Meeting with foreigners:
"A: I met an American, chatted via Skype. During the conversation there was a question about intimate things. Well, how not to ask about the size of a man’s dignity. He is proud of me – 8!
I rubbed, and even in the chat corresponding smiley posted. He offended me, removed me. It was only then that I noticed a clamp near the eight – and remembered what measurement system was in the United States. This is how they lose their happiness (".

We sit with Dan in the evening, watching TV. I say so gently:
“Today I listened to Anja and Pasha discussing who their children would look like. Who do you think our people will be like?
Dan: For the people?

I explained to her that defragmenting a disk is like bringing order in an apartment without taking out garbage.
She did not talk to me for three days. I have done so many things in these three days.

On the site with shoes description of boots:
Type of hood: hood.
Type of seat: seat.

When Google finally releases such a proga that will send off all yandex.bars, satellites mail.ru, defenders of quip and other creatures that change the start pages and default search in the browser

The lifestyle.
In my free time I like to ride the elevator.

I took a shower. I go out of the bathroom naked. A cat sits and with a playful gaze looks at me in the abdomen. He did not tempt the cat, he wrapped up a towel.

xxx: strange... freelancer asked for 359 rubles of advance payment)
yyy: stock is worth a monthly subscription xDD
XXX is fucking.

Medical institute, practice of pathanatomy... Teacher (adjusting the microscope with the next preparation): “My God, you just look, what a charm! Unfortunately, 95% of patients simply do not survive before this..."

The World of Tanks:
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You are not joking! It is so planned! Enemies will go, they will think that this is whose country house, and here it is shooting us home in the back! =) is