xxx 15:18:08
I finally got silicone forms)))
xxx 15:18:16 16/02/2012
In the sense of cooking.

Welcome to the Electrical Engineer.

I and my girlfriend watched a show about heromania. We checked out and went for tea. I sit on a chair, she kneels on my knees, takes my palm, looks at her, then looks at her and continues dialogue.
She: See, I have this line on my palm, thin, hardly visible, and you have it so clear and long. I wonder what line is that?
I am: the line of mind

The lesson (!) The Physics:
Student (U) and Prepod (P)
How did you spend February 14th? I had here. Two times.
Q: If you only have one, it’s sad.
Tagged Facepalm :

Velka: What is there?
Tagged: Stage of Beauty
Lav: I bothered him to try to play in Minecraft on the gamepad
Lav: He connected the pilot wheel and now he has not a sandbox, but an EXCAVATOR SIMULATOR

Hi to everyone. I have a huge request. Give someone 5-8 hours of audio recording of the system unit. I cannot sleep...
I go to my parents with a laptop. I will not take the system with me.

I go to the regional news portal in the morning, and there is an update of the auto-announcement section. Previously, there was a simple division by brands of cars in alphabetical order. Now is better! Now there are three main sections: Domestic, Chinese and Normal!

Shador: Five these are your smoking zones. Separate wagons for snoring - this is what will save society. And the offenders sit down without waiting for the nearest station.

Ten years ago, I entered the list of students of some school. I still remember three girls from the same class: Krivonosova, Krivorotova and Krivosheva.

After installing the "military" version of Dr.Web, we hear strange sounds from the system...Chrum-Chrum-Chrum...what could this mean?
WOW: on the go the spider broke and eats the planks of operatives))))

And even those who do not have xenon, cheat, conduct an experiment: park in front of another car and turn on the next one, it is desirable to park so that you can see the front seat - and if you lighted the front seats, then you are a wicked fool!!!! Fix the light in your mouth!! How do children who even blind their neighbors, because they strike it up to the point, so that it can simply light away, poor people, the eyes are already running out of you!

Family of Ham and Grubians

>>> Two years ago I accidentally pushed a girl in the subway. She said to me "Look where you are, hideo!!", I replied to her "I went to the fox, the sheep is dumb!". We have a wedding this summer.

Please do not multiply.

The boss unreasonably reduced my salary, motivating me to work poorly. I ask him what I’m doing wrong, he doesn’t say. Thinking of me forty times, he holds me for eggs. I started looking for work at night and going to interviews. When he found a suitable option, he immediately wrote an application for dismissal. The boss told me I had to work two more weeks. And he has been told that the last 2 weeks the employee gets only white salary, and given that the salary is white 1000 rubles, I would earn only 500 rubles. I said that I was willing to work only for the money we agreed on when we worked. The boss scornfully whispered "You will still put conditions on me!" and went to himself. I waited for the moment when business partners came to him, broke into the office, fell on my knees, grabbed his pants, began to shake and beg Barin!!! Let go!He was frightened, jumped up, and I slipped on the floor without dropping his underwear out of his hand. After that, I went out, getting a charge of pleasure for the whole day. I immediately went to a new company, arranged, said that I would bring the job later. A couple of weeks later I went for work, no one wanted to argue with me.

Dialogue with my husband:
I: If you have opera lovers, pass that in Mariinka hanged tickets for Madame Butterfly
He said, “I’ve been on chrome for a long time.

I want to contact ROSCOSMOS: Name the station next time not "Fobos-Grunt", but "Fobos-Mars".

I love my country. Our people are the most kind and responsive.
I went to the hospital to give my father the medicine. Unacceptable clock
A guard is sitting. I say, say, so and so, urgently need, the evening can’t wait.
What about chocolate?
Dick, if it were sold here, I would buy it to you!
We will buy ourselves...
I put it in my wallet – there is only 500 r.
Why do you give so much?
No less though.
She took 500 r.. and gave me 400.

Discussion at the "Cinema" news about the new Ninja Turtles film". It is controversial which director would have taken over this project.
The box:
In Nolan's Ninja Turtles, turtles would suffer from severe psychological trauma from their deep youth, and the main villain would be Donatello.
In Burton’s Ninja Turtles, Depp would have played a Splinter rat, Helena Bonham would have played April, and the turtles themselves would have been a delightful zombie.
In the Ninja Turtles of Salman King (if he lived), April would have slept with all the turtles, while secretly wishing for Splinter.
In the Ninja Turtles, Mikhalkov – Mikhalkov would play Tsar.

Interview with employees of one company:
I told you that I needed a psychiatrist.
Do not deceive yourself. We need a psychiatrist.

This story happened a few days ago.

A friend went to the toilet. And it comes from him SMS: "5 minutes - flight is normal".
I answered "What is it? Is the second stage separated?"
In response: "I’m experiencing huge overloads here, and it’s not ridiculous"

I have been hysterical for a long time.

by Lepra

German teenagers came to us in 1992. We thought for a long time, then decided to take them to the Museum of the Air Force. For a long time they stood at the window, on a belt full of so-called. "The Iron Cross" Then someone gave out, “You put our Nihua".