The soft sign after g, sh, st, h is written:
At the end of the female genus, for example: rouge, night, mouse.

2) At the end of the verb after sh, for example: you carry - you carry, you wear - you wear, you receive - you mix.

In the verbs of commandful inclination, and it is preserved before, for example: man - hide; hide - hide; eat, hide - hide; hide - hide; eat.

4) At the end of the verb in an indefinite form, and the letter is written before, for example: cut, cut.

In all speeches after the final s and h, for example: whole, jump, go away, and also in the speeches steep.

At the end of the particles: hang, beat, only, go.

Watch the news.

xxx: Fool, decided to get in touch with the administration and find a new job in another field: 3 weeks ago he resigned, rested a little and went to look for. Yesterday I went to an interview with the company for the position of a manager, we sit and talk like they are all right, and here the shit, the staff take, and scratch: the chat network is constantly falling. This is who pulls my tongue, who? And then again admin.

Playing with my daughter (3 years) to the doctor. She confuses, measures my temperature, listens to my heart, and makes a diagnosis:
- Dad, you have high pressure and your head hurts, and it's all because of the hives.
What other shit?
Who is sitting in the head.
The Wife:
The baby’s mouth.

Gryat, Pugacheva and Galkin also want to have a surrogate child!
I sympathize with the child.
X : Why?
U: Well, imagine Galkin’s huge mouth, his nose with a hump... Pugacheva’s red hair and her procrastinated voice... And what’s going to happen?! to
X: Jiggardy?!?!?! to

Chinese Americans are always paid retirement because Chinese Americans never die.
When a Chinese dies, his passport is given to the next Chinese arriving in the container.
WOW: Probably for these reasons and made the film Gorec

Someday they will prove that all living beings, including plants, fungi and bacteria, feel pain... and then there will be super-vegetarians who eat nothing and live on the expense of sunlight... not long.

XXX: I will be cremated.
yyy: wash - the ash is absorbed faster
xxx: so that grandchildren don't drag around the world to the grandmother's grave
Diamonds are made from the ashes of our ancestors.
YYY: practically... sweet, come out for me – here’s the grandmother’s ring

xxx: for a guy to refuse a female striptease... suspiciously
yyy: Sun, I consider striptease without subsequent sex to be something like roasting meat for someone on the second week of a herbal diet.

Looking at this page, I was almost upset. This is a stupid foolish point! What a 91-year-old girl from some kind of pitch, made glamorous photos in restaurants and clubs, and like she is a cool secular lion shit! "whiskey, cox, fool, just not to feel" DON’T go naked! Why is no one shooting?

Again St. Valentine's Day
I will celebrate alone.
But in Skyrim I am a wretch,
Strong Fighter and Assassin

"The habitat" on the first channel just. The issue about counterfeits, including about silky vodka.
A friend came to me with two bottles of alcohol, offered to drink 50 grams.

<Wagner> and you are there, are you bored at work?
<day^> No, we are happy to work! and :)
<Wagner> Do you know who made the work of the monkey?and :)
<ixian> Wagner, a sixth-grade slander.

M: If you, without paying attention to your occupation in the military epochs, are pleased to come down to us from your empires and visit our earthly store, then I will be immeasurably grateful to you for the purchased snack – specifically breakfast for the daughter and the grown-up a few cheeses, mushrooms and milk, and sweet snow, kefir, litre of pulp and tea of delicious crendels. I kiss with a heartbreak, your wife, a cool tanker.

xxx: Hi bro, is there geometry?
yyy: page %this percent, numbers %this percent
No, you don’t understand, I’m interested in the decision.
ууу: I know the password, I see the carrier, fuck I geometry, physruck my idol

The university gives knowledge, but the mind does not add.

Grandpa goes to the store, whispering under his nose:
We need to buy more wheat, feed a little bit.
is wrong near the dacha, eat comes)
To feed the cat? What will you cook?
Here is more! I will sow the wheat at the doorstep, the spiders will fly, let him catch,
Not small...

Are you a Russian patriot?
and yes.
So why do you drive a foreign car and not a domestic car?
Do not confuse patriotism with idiotism.

I had to do some business this morning, my mom had to do business at 6 a.m. I have already translated the alarm clock 2 times, my mom comes in to wake me up, I try to make a vivid voice and give out: "I don't drink!", then pause "in the sense I don't sleep."

xxx: Yesterday, the co-worker came to us, the 1st day to work for the post of proger.
xxx: At first, he was not found a compass, in the end, half a day was released by the former notary of GenDyr who loudly rebuked and outraged.
Then the net was pulled to him, in the end it fell, and the dumbtor went to repair it, forging with the help of a knife of gips-corton swipe, then he took a tail.
The boy was sitting with shaken eyes.
He called me today and said he didn’t want to work with us.

Everyone sooner or later asks the same question "Why do I go to this job at all?and "
The philosophy of life.