"here you do not do the post" (c) one of the employees of the Russian Post addressing the outrageous turn of people about the slow work.

Letter from the Children's Health Camp to Parents:
Hello dear Mom and Dad. I am well. I have friends who beat me every day. Please take me away from here."

I have a Samsung Galaxy smartphone, and every time I put it in my back pocket of jeans and forget about it, I sit on a chair... GOLAKTEKO DANGER!! 1

Workaholics are when morning stands catch you already at work!

I work in a shopping service abroad. Today we received a written message of the following content:

Good night!
I received a package from the United States today. No questions about the service - great job! thank you!
The question is: what is the emptiness in the package?
You have on the site said that "the emptiness in the packages is always covered with synthetic packaging material."
A small child took this "synthetic material" for corn sticks and, not thinking long, tasted a few pieces.
In a more detailed examination of these sticks, I also concluded that they are corn sticks - the color, smell and tactile sensations coincide (apparently, the rest - a comment from me).
Do you really use corn sticks when packing packages and can you not worry about the child?

You will not invent. I advised to consult a gastroenterologist - let the doctors laugh.

From Habr.
Discuss the new augmented reality glasses from Google.

Great, the microwave in the form of WiFi and Bluetooth was pushed to the eyes and brain to the maximum distance. Let’s see if there will be complaints of headaches at the first percentages.

YYY: You have a lead hat, fix it.

Yesterday I pulled the heater home from work, wanted to see where it was blowing all the time. Now I have a lot of pictures of a cat, his hottest is his face.

at the store "Taj Mahal" hangs the advertisement of the exhibition - "Mark Shagal", did not hold up - below attributed - "Ivan Bukhal"..)))

Committee on Finance, Tax and Credit Policy

Requirements: 18 years of age, higher education, 2 years of experience

Maxim: Do you not think this hotel is not the best place for a first date? There was no personal meeting before.
I am not going to be alone.
With the carpenter?

Cut out of the news "Warhammer 40K MMO is in development, but THQ needs help".

...THQ, according to its 2011 financial statements, is now not in the best position, which has led to company restructuring, dismissals and cuts in executive salaries (which may sound somewhat unusual for Russians).

The comments:

Well not very usual! At the point!
2.I would say - for the Russians (us xD) it is beyond the boundary of fantasy =)
I will say even more, for the Russians, the existence of the real universe of Warhammer is more likely than cuts in management salaries.

On the hub comment about the DDoS attack on the router:
Chuck Norris stands up.

A famous mathematician asked:
What is the most important task of mathematics in the 20th century?
He answered:
Catch a butterfly on the other side of the moon.
But why, what is the meaning?
It doesn’t make sense, but can you imagine how many useful problems it will need to solve?
Habr

Wife and aunt went to relatives
xxxh: a week lived with the cat soul to soul, everything was okay, ran healthy
Yesterday I brought my wife and aunt.
The cat went out into the hallway, looked at them, returned to the room and, sorry, blinked.
Symbolic: symbolic, symbolic

I imagine how Navalny, Parthenov, Akunin, Udaltsov and Shevchuk communicate on Skype in an audio conference. Talk so friendly. And then Navalny suddenly says: "Eh, it’s all enough! Go to a rally. I will do it."

From Habr:

There is a city legend that Einstein, when he was gathering for a conference in the United States (living in Europe), sent an announcement of his lecture — proof of Ferm's theorem. And when he arrived, of course, changed the name of the report to corresponding to reality. He did this so that if his plane crashed over the Atlantic, the whole world thought he could prove this theorem.

After receiving the January salary, it seemed that the management thought I should fall asleep and suck my leg(((

From the Auto Forum:

Bonus: Good morning, you need advice on choosing a car, for a beginner - a working unpretentious car, on average, you can drive 2,500 thousand km a month, in good condition, the budget is up to 60 rubles. Which brand, model will advise suitable for these parameters.

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I don’t understand why you’re shaking?
...
Strel: Imagine what you became a guy for a day to do then?
It would be nice to get rid of any girl.
Strel: and you’t get it :)
Rossa: Then it would be good.

This morning the thermometer knocked on the window and asked to go home.