Viper: The Boulevard Language is a secret development of Soviet engineers, used to torture American programmers.
Viper: Now known as the built-in 1C language

The secretary of the director general put the status in contact: "Why can’t you beat people at work?". I am afraid to carry documents for signature.

While Georgy Poltavchenko was familiar with the Finnish experience of cleaning streets from snow, St. Petersburg road drivers that next year the streets of the city will be dissolved by 50% less salt. This indicator will be achieved through the use of calcium chloride, which does not leave a divorce on the shoes, but turns it into a stone and makes it slightly smaller.
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Gickovskaya Technika vs Major

I recently saw this picture in the universe. Parking, a guy stands in the shrines, smokes and clearly catches a pipe from a high-quality mushroom. At the same time behind his back in X5 sits a major with some nipple. And everything would be nothing if the guy quietly crawling under the mouse did not close the car.
At first he tried to signal 2 times, then 3, went close, gas to the maximum, the clutch does not get stuck... But it wasn’t here, the sound insulation in the shrines was excellent) Generally, until the steam did not get tired, fucking that major passed)

Gikov's technique wins the duel

AxSiv: Read in the news: The final version of the loss "Fobos-ground" has been named. The head of Roscosmos acknowledged that such a failure became possible as a result of a lack of work - the electronics of the device was not designed to be exposed to cosmic radiation.
AxSiv: Indeed, no one expected that this spacecraft would fly to space, rather than fall into the ocean)))

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"Lucing" is called The Budget Option "Shopping"

WOWU
IARRING

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and shuffling

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D is

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Sometimes examples

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Sleeping and leaving with empty rucks

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Owening by Censing

Returning home for Sorting on a dark winter night is terrible... fun. I approached the entrance and noticed two hops (G) moving in my direction. There is roughly the following dialogue:
A: The girl! The girl! What is your name? The girl! Let us meet! The girl!
I am not a girl! – I am not a girl!
(G) (after a second of silence, abdello): – Not a girl? Where is your X?
I am (badly): - Proe*ala!! to
I haven’t seen them in my yard anymore.

Girls are like bread crumbs: when in your bed, you will fall asleep.

We have a company in the city. Well there, fix something, move the closet or even twist the bulb if the ceiling is high.
There are a few challenges from the family, everyone is nervous. The red husband is hiding from shame, the wife is splashing with reproach. There are challenges from men, but the masters themselves refuse to go - they are afraid. Most of the challenges, of course, come from single women, but they hide a danger - the firm has already lost two valuable, the most handsome professionals. The third was after the jealous wife. Therefore, my acquaintance, the operator of this company, learned to cut boring ladies at the root, in three notes. But business is business – in order not to make a mistake and not to remain at all without customers, first insidiously asks clarification questions. One day a call, a very feminine voice, complaining – “I called the master, and you sent a fat man! Please send me a puppy! » The woman who knows the word does not go into her pocket: “Blonde or brunette? What color of eyes? And what does evil mean - fiery, muscular and tall? “No, just a small boy! »
My friend asked me, “How much do you weigh? 40 kg and what? “A girl has flirted. The case was clear, another hunter. The acquaintance was going to hang a tube with the elaborate wording: "Our company does not engage in intimate services! But the girl continued, “You understand, we have a narrow hole before the socket, your fat couldn’t get...”

“Tonight, Lucia, you and I will do what we can’t do!”
Divide by zero, right?

The xxx:
Money must be done
Lack of money
We drink more than we earn.

YYYY :
twice as much.
Where do we get them to blush?! to

My grandmother is in hospital on prfylaxis. Yesterday they came to her, they ran with the neighbors. He says, at night there was a joke: from the corridor a wild wedding scream, nurses resort, doctor on duty "What Happened?And the aunt from the corridor replies to them: “Taratkana saw, she was scared.” The Voice of the Doctor: "What are you afraid of? What will it bring you?"

Frost and sunshine, a wonderful day! Fuck me going somewhere!

xxx: It would be cool if the phobos landed normally, took a soil sample and flew to Mars!

Finished the repair in the bathroom and suddenly burned up to buy a jacuzzi for meditation-relaxation and sexual pleasures with a loved one. I spent a long time searching the net, choosing from 30 thousand dollars to the cost of almost my entire apartment along with all the repairs.

Plunged at some point, went to the site two pelicans (this is important). They have a fun logo in the form of two blue peelings (this is also important). Called, long chosen with the boy-manager, chosen, went to make a prepayment.

And when we talked on the phone, I was caught in a fun spirit with their logo, and the connection with the soft voice of the manager overcame the thought that I was going to the nest of the blue.

I come, go to the store and see two brutal unbarred uncles, when seen, the blue color is most likely to remind me of the Day of the Lander than anything else.

We met joyfully, a couple of questions on the essence.
All the papers signed, bla bla bla, I’m about to leave and I’m like a fool, I ask.
Why are you called the Two Pelicans?
Well, because we two, with whom the company started
Why is your logo so blue?

One uncle stumbled. And the second one suddenly darkened and gave,
- girl, because the pelicans are water-floating, and the water...%#$@#$&#$@... BLUE

In the library:
Give me, please, a book of such an author, such a year of publication.
Why to you? If we read it, we will not give it. She lies far away.

Tagged: prostitutes
This is not Google.
You broke the windows.

Gippocrates
Today I took the first step towards my personal life. Deleted the page in contact. 3 characters in aion, and removed from the title
Kitos
You removed your personal life.

12:01 xxx: Dear Dmitry Sergeevich, I would like to ask you if you can express your thought beautifully and clearly?
12:04 YYY: What is it?

[23:13:24] militari.ua: I am sitting writing resume..I am fucking like it turned out :))))