"Albansky", I think, the privilege of those who know Russian well. They may retreat for the sake of ballowing. For others, it is an attempt to hide their illiteracy. And in general: "Albanian" is vaccinated to children in Russian language lessons in the elementary classes of middle school - with phonetic discovery of the word.

The child in the class had a Chinese X%i. In the first or second grade... Little came home, told what they were doing there, like, we with X% to, we with X% to. X%Too, X%Too...I was overwhelmed every time.

XX: I learned the order of the neighbor’s day. I know what time they wake up, I know what time they go to sleep. I even know at what time they go out for a daily walk.
YYY :? You are a maniac.
XXX is no. I just use their Wi-Fi.

You are cruel.
Gluc: Like a Chelyabinsky unwashed socks
It’s the best compliment I’ve heard in my life about O_O.

Fuck, I am an alcoholic. How to get stuck with these stuff already.
WOW: It is simpler. Take an example from me, I’m not going anywhere :)
So no one invites you.
Wow, it’s really shitty :(

Doctors who receive free education should not take money for treatment!

The story of ascendants.
There are acquaintances, have their own manufacturing firm, occupy a 5-storey building, about 100 people working. Many years have been tried with a neighboring firm, living behind a 3-meter fence, because of the land plot.
Neighbors on the disputed territory have arranged a parking lot where they keep their jeeps. In the midst of the July heat, a toilet on the 1st floor was stuck. Called the sanitary. Those raised the communication scheme and say that the pipe from the toilet goes into the collector 50 meters through the territory of the enemy neighbors, and somewhere along the way stuck. In the middle of the pipe on the territory of the neighbors is a well, through which you need to wash the pipe under pressure.
Install an assembly car. The director of the company together with the chief assistant go to the neighbors. Long knocked on the door. Eventually, an outspoken security chief comes out. He is explained the problem, asks to allow the ascendants into the territory. The boss sends them through his lips to a well-known specific nearby address and closes the door in front of his nose.
The director asks the assistant what to do. He says there is another way. They drive the lifting machine under the window of the toilet of the production building. The tube is passed through the fork and in the strain is knocked into the extreme toilet. Under pressure, 8 tons of water are supplied from the machine to the pipe. Behind the fence stands a fountain of water and feces with an iron cover from the well at the top. The cover falls. The feces spread throughout the courtyard, flooding the jeeps to the wheels. A minute later, a white chief of the security service of the neighbors arrives and cries from the threshold “You are what, oh? » They replied, “We asked you for good, but you did not want. It is his own fault.” Tom is separated.

This is how the world has changed. Pirates were those who were taken from people. Those who give ordinary people.

The VKontakte store:

Women’s clothes from Bulgaria and Turkey. Style: sporty, elegant, sporty and elegant

Is it how? Sports clothes and shoes? :D

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Egor Protasov
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Who will first open the lakes in Antarctica?

This reservoir has been under the thickness of ice for 20 million years and life could have evolved there in unknown ways. Russian scientists have already found unknown bacteria..."

bbb: on December 21, 2012 they will break up.

Natasha is coming soon.
I need to get rid of it...I’ll go fucking...

XXX: How was the evening?
HankJ: Remind me not to mix champagne with whisky anymore.
XHH: I understand...

Veterans and Orders.
He often sits there. A man of the order is nearby.
Secondly, as Moskovich asks: do not give you to our poor. Not with dying grandchildren or veterans to anyone! They are professionals. They even pay for seats. This work is such that the more bad guys they divorce for money, the more bad guys they get. They are not poor! We already know and do not give, but there are naive fools.
Pursue them on...

I sell a box for 16 kg of iron dozen ;-)

>> and >
My dear one! The sun is native!! to
Send this to 15 girls besides me and a guy will come to you tomorrow and offer you a date.
You break the chain and you are alone.
>> YYY
Go on, I’m talking to you as a husband. :)

The electrician came, he fooled me!
YYY: How did you do it?
XXX is silent.

Vadimka: I welcome you. How do you live?
You are great, how are you?The head hurt a little.
The old man: Does it hurt? stormy
The evening? and :)
The type of thing))
You are not drinking, right? and :)
I don’t drink (I don’t drink)
Today is February 5th. Your birthday was
18 January. Ol, I am worried...

News from Yandex:
SCR: Videos of election violations spread from the United States

I liked the news:

You need to prove that YouTube is an American service? And that the infusion of the videos there automatically leads to the fact that the videos were distributed from a single server, which is located in the United States in the state of California? And that YouTube headquarters is in the city of San Bruno, which is in the county of San Mateo, California, USA?
The SCR and specifically Markin are all captains of the obvious?

I love Twilight.
Are you talking about a pony?
Yyy: God, calm me and tell me you’re about a pony!