to this:
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The tokens in the metro are the strongest of the currencies. Inflation is not affected. 1 ticket = 1 trip. Always is. Without any options. Not 0.9 trips, not 0.5, not 1.2 trips. Always, 1 token = 1 trip.
I suggest measuring everything in the metro tokens.
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In the 90s, when the price of travel not always followed hyperinflation, in Nizhny Novgorod once the cost of travel in transport, including in the subway, increased by 2 times. People were warned by local TV channels for a few days, so subway passengers purchased tokens in advance. What was the surprise of the passengers when on Day X the turnikets refused to pass people for one token, demanding a second.
So the value of this currency has also changed ;)

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