I think I will wear a tree cloth.
Zzz: To keep her silent in the corner and not talk to you?
xxx: she is so knotted on her arms and legs, standing and trying to smell a holiday

It feels like you’re not talking like all normal people, but by shaking your tongue on your cheeks. Fuck the words out of it!

The Year of the Horse. A good symbol. And I declare with all my feelings:
It’s all a horse!! to

"With the New Year.... horses" - said the administrator going into the accounting office :) And all day walked smiling...

MikeSh: Coach is something related to Sochi?
MikeSh: Boy in Sochi
ZAR: The clutter would have been then :)
MikeSh: It’s already a virgin, obviously

XXX: Brothers is a cool game

YYY: It took me some time to understand that ‘brazers’ are brothers, not brazzers.

Comments on the distribution "Tree 3".

Filmed in Samara. Bonaparte appreciated the city. Now he will be filming the post-apocalyptic comedy “Not Only They.” As the great creator of domestic cinema noted, the city is in such a state that it can be significantly saved on special effects and decorations.

Ways to remove a child from the nipple. Found on the Internet.
Here is another interesting tip: stick the nipple to the doorstep at the height of the child's mouth + 5 cm, so that you can only suck on the chicks.
Interesting, stupid advice!
In whose inflamed consciousness has this devil’s plan matured?! to

I made an unclean attempt to clean up, cleaned the mattress and found myself sleeping, lol x) the mattress could not be removed (

I have two shortcomings: laziness and greed. Separately they are shortcomings, but when gathered together they neutralize each other: laziness overcomes greed, and greed overcomes laziness.

X: Smoke is smoking!!!! I found a porn with our former fellow faith!!!!! to
Y:O_O
X: shut down
X: Add me first so I can remove you.
X: Look at it at 7:40 there you can see her fucking!!!!!!!!! to
X: Remember studying in the first class
Y: Hoyace
Y: You have seen a lot of porn.
X: I accidentally stumbled on it!! to

Oh God, what a woman! Answer the item "Your most recent achievement" in the questionnaire:
"It is boring! Every day"

You played the first halva, right?
WOW: of course
You remember, at the end of the G-man offers you to work on it, there you can agree, and you can jump off the train.
WOW: well
HHH: Why does my decision not depend on the story of the second halve?

I had the first shooting place in school!
YYY: From the end? and :)
XXX: No, but a little bit.

Feel the taste of victory... and you will soon relax, you will forget what the crush of rivalry is, you will fall asleep without thinking about possible obstacles... and here I will appear, and I will destroy your whole world.
Are you sitting in your trousers in front of the monitor?
Hahah, this is so obvious???and (

Every year before the New Year, I lay out expensive toilet paper in every toilet cabin in our institution. And when I go to work in January, she is no longer in the cabins! All holidays the institution is closed and sealed!
This proves that Santa exists!
ZZZZ : Oh yeah! He is a drunk!

I bought a tablet with 3G support. A few days later, I went to buy a simka in the tablet. Mom without me went to the store, there the consultant turned-turned the device in his hands and said that only wifi is there, because the tablet does not even open (!)
In the second store went - there also the consultant began to chase the purga: "What simka, what are you talking about? It does not support, and in general about 3ji should be written on the box (the inscription of the fonepad did not confuse it)"
We have specialists here.)
P.S on the film of the tablet is directly drawn where to insert the simka (!)

Non Sense: Ppc... I go in a trolley bus with my girlfriend, and in my pocket a gift for her on the NH. I hesitate not to show her it. I say, tie my hands... She takes my hands and puts it on her chest.

The vacation. I took my 5 and 6 year old kids with me. Every night before going to bed I put them from the social network audio-story "The Secret of the Third Planet". Listen for 10-15 minutes and fall asleep, and the fairy tale itself is 55, so in parts and every day. I am sitting in parallel. Day so on the fifth friend writes that he is very worried about me because it is strange that the 31-year-old man 5 days in a row in the evenings is listening to about Gromosek.

I recently had a psychiatric exam, I said.
Occupied history: in a psychiatric hospital
A woman complains that
She has "fish swimming in the veins", well, in
After a while, this
It was purchased on one of
She showed her students, she
He said that everything was fine, that
"The fish were taken out" and they were no longer there.
I’m worried, and there’s a very smart guy.
I asked her "Fish.
Did they go out, and suddenly they put the oak there?"
Then my aunt cried out again.