Snowden speaks live at the conference, and in the background of him, a perforator is struck by a neighbor's wall and he has to apologize for it. There are advantages: no one will have any doubts that he is in Russia.

xxx: I pretended to be a beautiful girl in Tinder and "met" there with my neighbor in the room. I agreed that I would come to visit him so that he could finally clean up in the apartment.

When I lived with my first wife, her older sister from the village sometimes came to us, her sister had a working husband and child. Ok, no question, they put together a table, got a drink and a peru. Here the neighbor Volodya, went to smoke, we smoke and here she is the sister of his wife: "Oh what a beautiful boy," how they are called, how old, married, etc. To say that I wept, not to say anything, because I thought she was very wise.Woman I say, there your sister is flirting, well what about this, let her rest from the cows, chicken, car.Here and the neighbor joined us, sat down, talked, and the neighbor went to show the evening city.Now and showed, 3 days at his own expense at work took to break off with the sister of his wife.Three days passed quickly and she pleased and happy went to the village. And soon it turned out that she was pregnant, when he told his wife that maybe not Ildar's child, but Volod, there was an original answer - and who knows. After this incident, I began to take better care of my wife, where the guarantee that she had gone to the village for 10 days (supposedly helping my mother) would not rest too.

No one has so developed a sense of confidence in tomorrow as a slave.

There is a man in the neighboring department forty years old, the nickname was before this story "Ugryumy", and in general Alexander was born. The look is cold, eternally cloudy and silent. He does not go to corporations, does not go to tour with colleagues. Unlike other men, babbniki and ballaboli, with none of the colleagues-women, she does not spin, does not pay for abortions, does not destroy families. In short, he was not noticed in immoral behavior. We come to the accounting office without greeting, only to sign a salary notice or for a trip. An unpleasant antisocial type.
Recently in the hallway, something like a chandelier went into the elevator (there is one elevator in the building that only runs on several lower floors, the elevator compartment is on our floor). The sparks flew, the corrosive smoke of burned plastic from the door and ventilation, overwhelmed the whole office. The people in panic, the alarm rings, all the macho with the screams "fire," "burn," and "save who can" dissolved somewhere in the building, like a whispering aspirin in a glass, and I and a couple more frozen stood in the corridor and proudly prepared to take the fate prepared.
At this point, the Ugryumy approached without hurry, as if he was doing it from morning to evening, opened the distribution shield, licked the rubies. He removed the fire extinguisher from the holder, looked carefully at the label, wrapped his face with a towel soaked with a mineral, and went into the elevator with a phrase of the type "the kind will suit." From the minute was heard the whispering sound of the fire extinguisher released and its coughing, the smoke changed to either steam, or carbon dioxide fog. And everything silenced.
He walked out and calmly said the following phrase:
So, baby, quiet and calm, no panic. Before the arrival of firefighters this door should not be opened, air into the elevator should not be allowed. We go back to work and think about what to feed our husband for dinner. to break up.
So, once and all. I just wanted to hug him and kiss him. His family is probably behind him, like behind a stone wall.

A man comes from a week's trip, and he has 7 fines for smoking on the balcony.