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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121297
 01.12.2015
In the courtyard was a laurel "Rental of movies and games". The office burned out, and after a while, the laurel turned into a meat store, but the new sign only closed the old one in half. Now there is a proudly beautiful inscription "Rental Cocktails".

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121296
 01.12.2015
The Stranger: Mixed into a bunch of horsemen...
This is My Little Pony!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121295
 01.12.2015
The wise men who "heard the bell"
"Rolls as such - is not a dish of Japanese cuisine at all" and such superfluously on us is a loophole.
And if you read the books, and look at the engravings, and go to the exhibitions, can you go to the master class to the carrier of knowledge? This is not, we have a whole 1 heard fact and now you can carry the banner of initiation in the stupid masses.
PS rolls out of fish (or ivory) invented by a Japanese for Americans in the 70s of the last century
but simple rolls with 1 filling and outer algae were eaten before the invention of the sushi known to us
The sushi restaurant. Large companies make orders. After approximately 20 minutes of concentrated work, the ropes of the soul shout out: - Bly-e-in! I didn’t eat and I was tired!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121294
 01.12.2015
So much interesting, useful, and urgent things to do! His hands are straight down and I don’t want to do anything.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121293
 01.12.2015
The rhinestone. Directly from GAI are evacuated cars of the people who came to GAI.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121292
 01.12.2015
A car number is the best gift for a car lover! If you used to have the keys, then now the keys and the car.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121291
 01.12.2015
xxx:>> On Sunday, the NSA overturns its multi-year mass intercept
XXX: up to what number?
YYY: Until Monday

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121290
 01.12.2015
In cities, cities and other settlements, establish Wi-Fi free of charge. And every class of people to allow in the forums to speak outright, so that the foolishness of everyone is visible.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121289
 01.12.2015
18969, read your cry on the engineering chart and hardly restrained, so as not to stumble in the voice.

The terrible subject before the '90s was mandatory in all schools in the class at 6-7 and was unmistakably called drawing. Drawing was, along with physical education, a way to get at least one fifth in the certificate, even if you are not friends at all. You can’t run out with your feet – sit out and drink.

And to cry out of the fact that the bad dad makes you understand the connections - it is generally cool. Strings refer to the so-called "easiest constructions with the help of a circle and line" and are studied in the fifth class at the first lessons of geometry, when the child still knows nothing and can not.

I wonder what a city this is, where even a person, so incapable of independent learning (and the practical subject is not forcibly put into the head) and obviously proud of it has the first places in physics.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №121288
 01.12.2015
XXX: I am fused with the crowd of your grandmothers!
I am no different from them!
YYY: The crowd said it loudly.
My grandmothers can be counted on the fingers of one hand of the miller, who does not observe the safety technique when working on the machine.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121287
 01.12.2015
XX: I confirm that uneducated and illiterate people are enough. One site with prostitutes linked to the anti-prohibition, and the prostitutes wrote me to add or edit their questionnaire. I asked for passports and gave them all. Photographs and questionnaires were sent.
YYY: That’s how they come into porn business.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121286
 01.12.2015
The theme of the boilers is best revealed by Dante in The Divine Comedy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №121285
 01.12.2015
YYU: I’ve noticed such a strange thing, many programs (including the OS) have two stages of development: first the improvement stage, when each new version becomes less bumpy and more comfortable. Then - "decorations", when, it would seem, the program has already reached perfection, but the creators begin to twist to it all kinds of whistleblowers (such as leaving new bugs) and for some reason completely rearrange the interface, so that all the comfort is flying away.
Here it turns out that I still sit with Windows XP, use the 2003 office, listen to music in winamp 2.9, record disks in Nero 6, download old uTorrent, etc. and etc. And on the other hard part I have Ubuntu 10.04, which is just as pleasant to me...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121284
 01.12.2015
My son betrayed today. I ask him from biology: who is Chlamydomonas? This is the Egyptian queen.
XXX: It was absolutely serious.

Is she not the Egyptian queen?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121283
 01.12.2015
by 18967.
There is such an anime, "Drrr!" is called. There in modern Tokyo there is a Russian sushi restaurant, where, among other things, a borsche set and a set of cream are served. There is also a blue-eyed blonde black man named Semen Brezhnev. This is a real Russian man.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121282
 01.12.2015
Cherry: Get better quickly.
Tag: recovering
Cereals are synonyms.
No to No)

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121281
 01.12.2015
According to statistics, the largest number of Russians are killed in Russia. I propose to recognize Russia as a state that is dangerous for Russian citizens to visit and to forcibly deport all... well, for example, to the Netherlands.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №121280
 01.12.2015
The evening of answers from the old misanthrope.

I don't like what is expensive and bad, why go - eat at home.

Reusable condoms have existed in the past, and some have used reusable and modern ones.
About cleaning toilet paper was a joke 30 years ago.

It is not a rebus.

The wisdom about "there was no one that would change only once" as a foreign humor was printed in the journal "Crocodile".

They know and love to tie not only the old ones.

Without advertising for unnecessary items, I’t have anything to read.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121279
 01.12.2015
The Woman! I got a mammoth – prepare! With these words, my husband laid a whole chicken on the table before me.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №121278
 01.12.2015
Let’s go see Indian movies.
YYY: Yes, they are singing there all the time.
We are without sound.
YYY: They are dancing.
XXX: Close the eyes.

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