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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1427
 01.02.2008
She: What are you doing?
I: Nuts to bite
You are my white.
I am not a white man, I am a rabbit, have you forgotten?
I mean, you’re a whiteboat, you’re a whiteboat
I am not. I am a rabbit, well, in the end white.
Or maybe Zebul?
She: Oh...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1426
 01.02.2008
uboyy: I wonder when will the level of environmental factors in Chernobyl reach the normal level for living?

souffre_douleur: accurate at the same time as it reaches the level of Chernobyl in all other parts of the planet

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1425
 01.02.2008
Prus@co1d: So what about tomorrow?
Prus@co1d: Dimon is already worried
Mike: Tell me not to worry. It will most likely come.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1424
 01.02.2008
Go to smoke. On the road we meet a parking car of the director general. Parking for 5 minutes. We smoked and we talked about everything. We go back to the office and see the man moving away behind the director’s car. We comment on the situation loudly, ack from the face of the gentleman: "Well, I do this job!", "The day didn't succeed. I couldn’t park.”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №1423
 01.02.2008
Ozz
Have you seen that nonsense?
The multi-user universe of World of Warcraft was the cause of another sad incident: a seventeen-year-old game fan from China set fire to his classmate right in the courtyard of the school, calling himself a "fire magician".
This is fucking, a!! to

Chocobo
The reason can be called. On the computer games smiling is the easiest.

Chocobo
After playing a game of strip poker, Misha disgusted Masha.
After the game in the Sapper wowa replaced the neighbor's dacha

Chocobo
Students were brutally murdered by a school cleaner for sweeping past the toilet. The toilet designer was awarded 4 years conditionally ))))))))))))

Ozz
The toilet designer was rehabilitated after the fault of the inventors of the water pipeline from ancient Byzantium was proven.

Chocobo
Byzantine waterproofers were rebelled after proof of guilt of the laws of Archimedes and his discovery.

Ozz
A man rolled the forest with a gasoline and was crushed by a fallen tree. the developer of the malicious device and the director of the factory - 6 years of strict regime

Chocobo
Director of the factory? Why not the engineer or the engineer?

Ozz
Later it was discovered that the cause of the explosion of the gasoline engine was a screw that was locked in the mechanism. The inventor of the screw - ancient Greek scientist Archimedes

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №1422
 01.02.2008
You say, the blondes are stupid.. the program "Taxi" sat two young men with intelligent faces and Essenin chicks. Ask a question for 200 rubles.: "POLIN is a plant or cloth to wash the floor?" The boys catch each other’s pins, about the following dialogue begins (think logically):
What is it? Prayer to Prayer.
I don’t know when I was a kid I didn’t bite.
What about the crap here?
This is grass.
- Do not say "grass", answer "plants"
Lead: "So what is your answer?"
The answer is Poland.

S.V.D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №1421
 01.02.2008
For a month, I get a letter from Penis every day. The body of the letter is empty, there is no attack. Maybe it’s time to find a baby. Or the fuck about yourself through mail begins to remind...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №1420
 01.02.2008
I appeal to everyone!

I was designing for an innet project. I only got 20% of the advance payment. The remainder the contractor promised to issue after the submission of the project. I finished work in August. February at the Court. Until I got a penny.

The command is empty: he has no conscience, and he does not keep the word.

I offer a flashmob. Help let the bastard understand that throwing people away is not good. Send him a SMS +79602835871 with the words: "scuco, calculate for the casino-forex".

At least let it go to the top of the abyss.

ZY: <meta keywords="Aziatical Odmin cat shredder curtains" />

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №1419
 01.02.2008
* We are here "Gus"*
<Gus> and
<xNEKOx>
<3030> Lynn!
<AssEniztor> Gus:!!! to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №1418
 01.02.2008
They put you in contact with old acquaintances in "Classmates"!
They learned everything about you in "contact"!
Now they want to catch you!!! to
"WorldTesen.ru" - Sleep on a full schedule!

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №1417
 01.02.2008
1: a domain name medvedev2008.ru was registered in 2005
1: Two weeks earlier...
by Ivanov2008.ru
created: 2005.11.14
Q: What are the other names of the 2008 domain name?
2 and the name 2012 :-)
1: domain: PUTIN2012.RU
created: 2007.07.12
2: We will be removed


What kind of cybersecurity doesn’t go on?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №1416
 01.02.2008
1 Give a picture
2 on
2 How do you
This is a photo of my sister.
Two fucking...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №1415
 01.02.2008
From: Irina
to: all
Who left a red wallet and a Sony Ericsson phone on the couch near the entrance?
Your wallet and phone will be in the reception.


From: Sergey
to: all
This was Oleg’s stuff, there was another dressing.


From: Oleg
to: all
Oh my dear ones, this is a serpent and I gave it.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1414
 01.02.2008
xxxx: why are all the asshole conversations viewed by someone?
XXX: Where are they from?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №1413
 01.02.2008
Status in the ASK Library staff:

XHH: I print the acts. Not the sex. Sex is filmed, not printed. In order to make a sexual act, you must first write a script. and then film. But I print... Acts of Writing Books... Although, I would be very pleased to print a sexual act. I printed it, and then it would go down. Librarian porn star... I’ll print a copy, then I’ll print a sex... And then I’ll shoot... Exactly...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1412
 01.02.2008
by DEO
As a hamster?

OX
and live)

by DEO
He is wasted.

OX
Eat-Sleep-Drink-Eat-Sleep-Drink-Tracks Strawberries into the Household - Eat - Trying to Fall - Sitting on the Roof of the Household - Eat - Sleep.

by DEO
I am a hammer...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №1411
 01.02.2008
xxx: We lie down tonight, well after "all" in bed. She says: "Leshka, I think I got into a fairy tale!". I say, “Wait, I will kiss you happily, and you will turn from a frog to a beautiful princess.”
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: I said I was a fairy cat!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №1410
 01.02.2008
<xxx>
It remains a mystery why his hands hurt after him.

<yyy>
Wear your clothes xDDD

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №1409
 01.02.2008
xxx: I think and think if it is worth adding to the resume of the graffiti skills: I can shoot with both hands.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №1408
 01.02.2008
11:43 Kilo: We admin at work made a gift for the new year. I bought a rat. I saw her today. Those sadists slapped her tail!
11:43 x_X: How did you go? )))
11:44 But hell they know why they did this.
13:03 Kilo: I have to go! Here are the wicked!
13:03 am Who is Who? OO
13:05 Remember I told you about the admin rat? Well so here. I understood why they struck her tail. They bought the rat, and where they will keep it - not. They planted her in an old bowl for food left by one of the admin predecessors. The cover was not closed to the end, so that the cattle did not suffocate. She constantly came out of this cover and ran on the shell, eating the wires. He did what the rats were told to do. They could not catch her two hours later. So, they wrapped her tail and wrapped her in an old netbook on a worn-out system without intestines! The urds!

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