Answer from Google:
XXX: What are the advantages of FreeBSD on the desktop?
The best answer:
YYY: Significantly increases self-esteem!

The Kulikova came yesterday.
WOW: I can’t tolerate them. They will stick forever without warning, they will eat everywhere, they will climb everywhere.
HHH: Here is waiting. They burned what their parents took away and pulled away. We sit here, let’s swallow, well, as usual. And we and Lenka came out of the bed with the electricity, the child was taken short. And from the bathroom the toy did not have time to take, a pink ring, with flies, shorter on the same it is wearing. Kulikova-she went to the toilet - and cares. That said you like this.Lena and I had a little bit of fun.And Serge Kulikov you know - he is in everything, a special joke. stupid you say. This is a child’s toothproof PRO-RE-ZY-VATEL!And in his mouth it is blowing, demonstrating...
My attitude to them has become even more ambiguous)))))

What are you doing?
I am a banker.
What is your bank?
I have a personal sperm bank.

Today saw in Vladivostok apples at the price of 719 rubles / kg. It appears that they are grown in Antarctica by trained penguins in greenhouses heated by thermonuclear stations, and protected by their morge, which are fed with osethrine and black ivory.

What kind of breasts do you like?
The medium is medium. Third size there.
Olga: so to me)))
See also: Fu! You like the breasts!
Olga is OK! And if I say I like members, it won’t be fu?))
Jonah: It will be. You are a girl, you should like cats.

In a brief review: A man bought all the vodka in the village and was beaten for this.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :D

My phone does not work. You cannot call me.
It says the battery is discharged. Until I know what it is, I will find out.
by Mama.

lj-user mister_chappy: the Tu-95 is a straight carpet from the world of aviation, on its background all NATO fighters were photographed.

After dinner, I sit down with my wife. She annoyed me:
What are your socks on my table?! to
I look with amazement - and indeed, her socks are rolling on the table, and those that need to be thrown into the laundry. I say:
I do not know. What are you disturbing, what are you disturbing?
The ashes will fall on them. (We are smoking in the air)
They have to be washed anyway.)
No need to wash them, they are clean.
They are not clean.)
- No, clean, I washed them myself and brought them from the battery here!
- O_O

Where is the logic, fucking?! to

Men never grow up.
xxx: I understood this by sitting at four o’clock in the morning behind a compound with terribly red eyes, drinking a hundred cups of coffee and playing Mario on a Dendi emulator.

The TV discussion:

KoToqpeu12: Does he read from the flash?
Alexeevam13: and if he reads, then expressively?

Meeting of graduates.
I advanced at work. In just a year from the accountant became the deputy director of production. I was promoted and I was promoted.
If your mom wasn’t the manufacturing director, would you be promoted as quickly?

- And to me, lovers of the Torah will answer as to who has not watched from where in the mythology of the Negro?
Cap claims that the Negro is a god of tolerance and political correctness.

RIAA ranked “EH.UA” among the 25 largest pirated web resources in the world.

Where can I find the other 24? very much need.

I am indecisive like Buridan’s donkey. I work as a taxi driver on my car with a free schedule. And when I decide to go to work or stay at home in the evening, I doubt and find a bunch of arguments for both. There is a fierce dispute within me. And when it comes to an impasse, I grab a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator and make three large gloves, and then Captain Evidence comes to help.

They did an MRI of the head of one employee, in the conclusion he wrote: "No signs of the brain were found. The rope between the ears is in a satisfactory condition". He was treated with humor.

let in the public toilet at least a million locks from the inside, I always fear that somebody will shake the snail and open (((

Mcload: I realized one thing for myself: HeadHunter is the best dating site! There are pictures, skills, and phones.

From the discussion on the site dedicated to PDA/Smartphones, tablets, etc.
They are discussing a new technology of the touch screen, which will be able to transmit the feeling of the relief of the surface that is touched. I was crying ?
xxx: and the texture of the female body in a porn film can transmit such technology?)))
WOW : Of course! The connectors will become wet.
zzz: And adjust to the size of the user plug =)

I remember in my youth,when compas just started to appear in everyone,in addition to the fact that he wanted to constantly turn - to build opraits,add screws,push out, etc.There were 2 unsuccessful dreams - a view with video output,to play on the TV and a TV tuner,to watch telec on the monitor.until now I can't understand two,again,things -
What I wanted more
2 the naked?! to