I live in Budapest and went to a Russian grocery store. Dialogue with the seller.

Are you Russian or Ukrainian?

I am a Jew.

P. Then you will like this cheese (showing Adigean cheese)

Why do you think I’ll like him?

A 30% discount on it

How to simply hide the poverty of the present with tales about the greatness of the past.

Some time ago, the same car in the same place without special need was constantly parked with a ride on the sidewalk, which in itself is not good. But the fact is that in this place the sidewalk was extremely narrow (the historical part of the city). As a result, it was almost impossible to pass by the car on the sidewalk: it had to be bypassed on the road. It seems to have caused some inconvenience not only to me, but also to other passers, because one day on this car I saw the inscription "SUKA, PARKING RIGHTLY!" The inscription was made with a red lipstick right on the front glass. To be honest, I wanted to like the author of the comment on the same glass. I also want to note the universal gender-neutral appeal "SUKA", suitable for any driver of that car regardless of his gender (the appeal "MUDAK" would be true in essence, but could be incorrect on a formal basis). Since then, I have never seen that car on the sidewalk in this place again.

All my money goes to a psychologist.
What happened to you?? to
I married her.

I am an industrial alpinist. Clean up a budget organization. It was necessary to clean out of the snow a healthy straw that has not been touched since the beginning of the winter.

I cleaned half and went for lunch. While eating, I talked to the gardener.

I started counting how much snow I needed to throw. It was about 10 tons.

Yes, you have gotten.

Not me, but you. I will only throw it off the roof, and you will throw it over the fence.

I am... I am...