Heat +30, the summer just came, but at night nothing else, you can sleep just with the window open and don't get sick. At least so it seemed at first. What a shock, when waking up at half four in the morning from suffocation and heat, realized that the heating was working. The heat, the fucking! 31 May at half four in the morning, when on the street +26...

It was not in the Soviet machines "with gas" and "without gas".
It was "with syrup" and "without syrup".
The gas was silent.
But the syrup could be rejected so that the ass would not sink.
or with a double-triple blur, just throw the coins and remove the glass in time.

In the interview:
Where was the former employee?
Go to Decree
dangerous to you.

But here is not:

After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

The kitchen is the place where the valley is ready.)

I went out on the street to smoke on June 1. I expected people from the anti-smoking movement to attack me, but instead they asked me for a cigarette.

To the subject of insulting someone’s feelings by Moydodyr.
In the past few days, the South Park pulled these $6oE6s:
Negroes revolted because, in their opinion, the flag of the city was racist.
On the flag is a black man on the hanging, and next to the white stands.
They came together on the fact that the standing men were painted in the colors of the Olympic rings.

I think that the guys who call their girlfriend "zaja" do not say so by chance. I’m looking forward to "Bla already"

Ten years ago, I was a normal man. They were pirates. Five years ago I learned that I was natural and they were blue. Now I am a homophob, and they are homosexual!
Maybe it’s time to get them back in the pitch!

From Vichy:

I went to the store. The underwear was placed in two baskets – for the righteous women and for the sinners.

From Support Service:
Please tell me if there is a smartphone on this phone, if there is no one, how to install it, and most importantly, how to use it! I would very much like to know. Thanks for earlier.

Today, as the last loophole, I went to work on a trolleybus.
Do you usually go to Maryland?
In the bus.

I remembered here — one day I joked — and gave the carbists the phone of a friend-Yehovist, and specifically driven. To this day, I wonder who is who?

Married is when you used to eat a naked "Doshirak" for lunch, and now a young wife carefully adds two tablespoons and a tablespoon of mayonnaise to it.

Saturday morning at work. The New Uranium. There is snow outside the window.
In the office, it sounds like it’s so cold, right? The BRR!
He was not in court for a month.

The rainbow is a rare and beautiful natural phenomenon.
And whoever considers the rainbow a symbol of homosexuality is a pidoras.

Smiled before sleeping.
I want a Porsche...
Wife of Borges? Tomorrow I swear. Red as you like.

Misterio: It is the first of June. Day of Protection of Children
Misterio: on this day, children will drink cola, swim in the fountains, build and break pebbles, beat themselves and each other on the head with plastic bottles from under the cola and sand blades.
Misterio: Generally speaking, behave as always xD

Instead of drawing up what you have the subtle inner world in the column "About yourself", copy your girlfriend’s columns of pseudo-high-intellectual quotations and give a splash of interests in the style of "running on the slopes, smiling in the rain", write briefly and clearly - "I’m an ordinary dumb ass!"

After the school abolished the teaching of drawing, the overwhelming majority of schoolchildren think that the kitchen is a kitchen, in Czech.

Because of you, I know who Sasha Gray is, but I have no idea what she looks like.