This is something else!

Another "working hands" increased. Look at the mechanical clock, for example. They have a spring - it gives energy. There are arrows - they do the job. There are a lot of unnecessary details. They should be thrown out,?

They have a numberboard! He is just lying! Don’t do anything, thief!

Such a thunderstorm that it seems that now somebody will go out into the middle of the office and say, “I have not accidentally gathered all of you here, gentlemen... And then another repentance...

Fuchs, it remains to endure the last month, and the hot disputes will be slightly quieted.

I read Perelman’s entertaining physics before Legend Destroyers became a trend.

It is said that with a good man’s money you can beat anything.

My first wife was good. He will ask for a small expense of a thousand or another, and the mynetic will immediately do it!
It is great! Why was he divorced then?
Not one of them asked me.

What is the problem, M?
Invite another guy to a date and personally demonstrate on him how to do a minet. In detail, with detailed explanations. At the same time, you can ask him to catch you in the ass and estimate how about the girl will feel.
And don’t say you’re not a pederast, it’s evident that you are.

News: The New York Post published nude photos of Trump’s wife.

What a grace - "naked pictures" :) Fantasy swung up in an attempt to present pictures dressed and half-dressed...

Two years after the repair, the pipes under the bathroom began to flow again. Called the sanitary, because at the very hand of their filament part grows. He came, went into the bathroom, looked at it and said the classic phrase: "Well, what idiot did you do this?" As soon as I can hide my smile, I say, “That’s what you did to me two years ago.” “Well, this explains a lot...” the sanitary engineer said slightly sadly and was already quietly correcting his “sin.”

I can’t even marry you!
Why is? ! to
They say you already had a lot of men.
Do you like how I cook?
No, that is you! I have never tried such a taste!
Maybe you don’t like how I clean my house? ! to
You are what? You are cleaner than in the operating room.
Maybe you don’t like the way I get my guests? ! to
What are you! All is just enthusiastic!
Maybe I’m not comfortable in bed? ! to
I had no idea that I could have such a pleasure.
Do you think I’ve learned all of this in my classroom?! to

PS and here it seems many want a virgin, but to fuck like an experienced prostitute

Qambertoma: Well, that flying skateboard was not invented. But when my quadcopter was stuck on the tree, I got it with a selfie stick. Progress is fucking! >_<

Postcard from the child:

Congratulations on your birthday, super mom!
You get older every year.
Today you are 33.
This is happiness, this is joy - soon retirement!

Do you know what it is like to have a younger sister? She will take for you and the tea will come and the scratches will look and eat and the controller will bring. Do not know? I also don't know, and my brother knows.

Do not carry a humanitarian heresy. This is about real work, necessary to society and useful to it. And 5 years to learn to build charts from surveys is not funny?

Another "working hands" increased. Look at the mechanical clock, for example. They have a spring - it gives energy. There are arrows - they do the job. There are a lot of unnecessary details. They should be thrown out,?

A friend told me about her husband. They live on the 12th floor. Further from her words.



I had to wash the window in the room. The husband painted, said, dangerous, give you from the inside, and I out. I agreed. She lighted inside and went out for lunch. I warned to be more careful.

I’m in the kitchen and listen to myself. Little of something. My window beats and the song sings “The Earth in the Illuminator.”



Suddenly a scream and... and silence. I sit on a chair and sit. It is so terrible that there is no strength to get up. Sitting for a moment. She gathered, exhaled and popped along the wall into the hall.



And there I look - the wind of the curtain is rolling, the window is ripped, there is no one. “.. And the worst thing I’ve seen in my life is the lonely shoes on the window. This is where I put the white in my voice.



Suddenly a voice from the bedroom shakes: “Man, Manjun, I’m here.



I’m in two jumps and in the bedroom. And there my idiot lies and complainingly looks at me:

“Manuel, I turned my leg when I jumped out of the window. It hurts so much that you don’t worry to quietly crumble here, I thought I would lie down unnoticed.



Not an idiot? ! to ! to ! to

xxx: When I try to download a book and the phrase "The material is removed at the request of the copyright holder" or only a fragment of the book is downloaded, it causes me a terrible anger and an acute desire to download the desired in full on the hole at any cost; most often I succeed. What do you experience in such situations?

Amur in principle never helps rich men and smart women.

On the eve of the Day of the Air Force and the Day of the Military Builder.
So somehow it happened that these two kinds of troops celebrate their holidays a little more than a week apart.
Both the Air Force and military builders have always been at the forefront of events. Landers: Patriotic War, Afghanistan, Caucasus and other not very cold points. Military builders: the revival of the country from the destruction of the war, all the grand buildings, Baikonur, Tashkent 1966, BAM, Chernobyl and others on the second.
Blood and then their service.
I served in a building building in the Far North. We threw the selective wood to our “brother countries”, which soon forgot about it.
We also had Batyanis-combates, who beat us three skins, but always fulfilled the promises, a policewoman who constantly touched us, and cried at night in the office, because the disabled child does not see the sun and vitamins, and he has been wandering in the taiga for 15 years. Komroti is an honest guy who retired as a captain because of his direct character and great honesty. Senior flags with thief inclinations, but giving life, pulling the guys out of the burning barracks.
By the kind of service he was acquainted with the SS (secretly), so according to the 1985 records in the construction bats died more than 450 men of timetables, I don't think that in the Air Force then less.
Stroybat worked for the Motherland just as the Air Force protected it!

Somehow for the execution of the plan in the battalion brought a television. On Sundays we watched "I serve the Soviet Union". And it was outrageous, but about the building they never showed for my service. Then the deputy of the company (a former soldier) explained that this transmission was not for internal use, but for "external friends".
Then we watched the “Club of Travellers” and... a miracle we see: in Finland, a miracle tractor took a tree with his legs, spinning it, spinning it, and putting it in a stable! And we wrecked his pencil, it was like it!

Yes, the tails at us were thrown as far and smoothly as the landing knives.

In the summer of 1986, we went to the river to swim. We see a floating boat, and there are 4 desanters in it. They came down and greeted. The exercises are “West-North-East”. This special group was then called. I asked if there was a store and what was there. They said that apart from the expensive column there is no bottle. What is there? And there is, say, the same woman in the village for 5 rubles and a half litre. The soldiers of the sky were advised - we lack the ruble. They gathered rubles. Two of them were brought by our sergeant.
With the two they stayed and began the usual soldier conversation: how they are called, from where, how much to the dumbel, how they feed, as officers, etc. and so on.
The delegation soon returned. In one of them it was solid. Say goodbye to five.
The boat was already five meters away, as the senior sergeant stopped and again directed the boat to the shore. Go here and call me. Now, hold it, and pull out of the bag a half-liter of the monkey. No, you don’t have to, you’ll have two more days to wander in Taiga, I say.
Drink for us to come. We’ll be in the city in a week, in a barracks, and you’ll be sitting in Taiga for another year!
We then blown up this self-driving vehicle for the landing, God give those guys all right!

Holidays of all soldiers and VDV and VSO!!! to

If you don’t let your husband drink beer with men, he’ll start drinking champagne with women.

here here :
A "metal" is a verb or an existential?

It depends on education.

When I was young, I wore for a month, asked for a dog, promised to take care of it, walk, clean. Mom bought a puppy, of course, I soon lost interest and all the worries fell on my mom.

Life is busy. Grandmothers asked for a grandson for 10 years, promised to help. We conducted...

I won’t buy a puppy to my son.