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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №52695
 01.09.2011
Report on the cancellation of summer-winter time.
The comments:
Yuri Rogachev: And I would also reduce the meridians. Painted on the map.
Victor K: Do you get hindered?

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52694
 01.09.2011
<beginning>Locki: And in relationships it is always so. The girl wants attention, respect, the first boy, the second girl. The guy wants a radio-controlled helicopter and a blaster. The end< end>

The protest! I also want a radio-controlled helicopter!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №52693
 01.09.2011
Are there clean or dirty socks?
There are both of them ? ?
Release you intentionally? :D
Elf: em... what does it mean "liberate"?))
The owner gave Dobby a socks! Dobbie free elephant!" *ROFL*
Elf: Scuco*ROFL*BL... just killed. by Patty :D

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52692
 01.09.2011
In the shower with a girl.
Do you want to make love under the streams of warm water?
Something is not in the mood...
I’ll tell you a joke about Sturridge, I’m happy too!

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №52691
 01.09.2011
News from E1:
An employee of the Sverdlovsk police took bronze at the world championship in judo.

The first comment:
Escaped from the crime scene.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52690
 01.09.2011
As if the boss did not look at what I have here searches in Google))))
I think they’ll learn a lot about me.)
"Cunnilingus - 12 poses for full female pleasure"
"How to Find the G Point"
"Poses for sex"
"Dolphinary in Moscow"
“I am myself!” or 10 positions in which a woman is above "

I feel, they’ll ask me, “What x** does the dolphinarium do?”

[ + 54 - ] [8 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52689
 01.09.2011
Sushi
here fucking, my class leader has 290 photos in the album "Photo with me")
by Zmeje
Is it bad/good?
Sushi
It is no longer adequate.)
Sushi
Do you know what is the worst?
Sushi
She has a picture of the Louvre, where she stands next to Jokonda. And the signature "in the Louvre. Next to Mono Lisa"
Sushi
And if you remember, she is a teacher of Russian language and literature ><

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №52688
 01.09.2011
Putin and AHA. At the show, haha. We were detained for 4 hours at the airport of Gelendzhik. We were late on the transit flight. Four other boats are the same. A few hundred people. Is he so beautiful to us?

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52687
 01.09.2011
The grandmother is on the bus alone, and hearing my coughing she rushed to the last row. I heard a wonderful advice from her: "Daughter, take a cow fucking, dry it and then smoke like marijuana is smoked, the cough will pass the next day."

[ + 43 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52686
 01.09.2011
I tried here, according to Wikipedia, to wear socks on the naked body.
Click on Wikipedia, here’s the

yyy: you need to wear cotton, children's white from the DDR on the naked body. One pair on the hands, the other where usual. This is yes. The third is on the head. We played in Calvary.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №52685
 01.09.2011
I’ve heard the phrase "Onotole approves" a hundred times and it was somewhat side-by-side.
And then in Odessa he was accidentally met and asked to shoot nearby.
He looked at all the photographs and... has approved!by 111
I’m still in a shock. ?

[ + 61 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52684
 01.09.2011
xxx: and this fool in a package of 2 hard 3TB and not even a single porn picture, not to mention the video!!!!! to
YYY: This is really a pervert! and :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №52683
 01.09.2011
xxx (12:23:04 31/08/2011)
The iPad was fast charged.

xxx (12:23:12 31/08/2011)
There was no such shit at JOBS!by 11

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №52682
 01.09.2011
I think the first of September is primarily a holiday for those who have already finished school.

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52681
 01.09.2011
Someone in the JJ, told about how boring it was to sit on the CPC watching the perimeter, and to make a record in the journal of duty:
"20:00, came 3 change 12 people"
"20:05, went 2 shift 12 people" and so on.
This continued from year to year, until some checking polkan-checker, did not overwhelm the personnel, like - how does nothing happen? Where are the atmospheric phenomena? Why are there no traffic accidents near the protected area? And all that. Here the servants awakened the gift of observers-tellers. Everyone tried to overtake each other in describing everyday phenomena, such as:
21:08, the animal, which the replacement of Sergeant Ivanov had already observed in the area of our post on November 23, they classified it as a cat in their record. We managed to establish reliably that this is a cat that has the habit of walking through the plot entrusted to us, from the economic block to the civilian territory.
"23:01, the cat described above, returned to the territory of the part"...
Newspapers were printed 100 times faster. First, when entering service, the soldiers studied the records left by previous shifts. And tried to describe their time spent in the post as blatantly as possible, often inventing events. That is, the similarity of blogs began to be carried out in Soviet times. Judging by the story, in the company of security even existed its rating.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №52680
 01.09.2011
I’m at home, scary.
Which phone can Jehovah’s Witnesses call home?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №52679
 01.09.2011
In the "Good night, the kids" began chasing a new animated series. There some strange creatures tell in an understandable form for children about the device and the principles of action of various devices. It is called the "Fixics".
Now I’m waiting for the cartoons "Patchers" and "Addicts" to appear.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №52678
 01.09.2011
We lie down and fall asleep. A cat came to me, I stumbled on him – he whispered. So loudly whisper. After a while, I stopped glowing it, the murmuring slowly diminished. It takes 30 seconds. Husband with a sleepy voice: "Switch the cat back!" :-)))

[ + 81 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №52677
 01.09.2011
Why do clusters of pale-looking girls stand at the gates of every school and smoke? What kind of celebration?
222 The Parents

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №52676
 01.09.2011
I went to the office yesterday in the elevator, state - carry me four (I hardly sleep for a week). On one of the floors, a man comes out, I press a button to close the door, I see another man trying to enter, well, I open back. I have to apologize, and I try to say that I haven’t seen it. I give out:
I hated you...
Man in shock. He looks at me with big round eyes and complains:
Why do we see each other for the first time?
Well, I’m in a stumbling state, but I answer:
That’s why I hated not seeing each other, and now I almost love you!

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