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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152920
 01.09.2019
When the family becomes a master, it becomes a satrap.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №152919
 01.09.2019
The older sister holds her 4-year-old niece, the daughter of her younger sister, on her knees. She turns around, looking at the eyebrows in her ears: "Aunt Galia, what beautiful eyebrows you have!" Aunt Galli is in a bad mood, sick, and replies to her, “I will die, you will get it.” The cousin thought, “Go now, you’ll die anyway!“”

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №152918
 01.09.2019
According to the results of the MAKS-2019 air show signed a contract for the supply to Turkey of a large batch of ice cream.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №152917
 01.09.2019
Beginning of year. When the children go to the first class, the teacher asks:

Are there poor people? Application for free meals

One hand rises.

All parents turn to the “failed.”

A mountain of contempt and satisfaction.



5 the class.

Are there poor people?

The forest of hands rises.

The state is not impoverished...

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