I took a pregnancy test today.

YYY : Oh! Which question was the most difficult?

You are fucking fuck?

YYY: And what did you answer?

I also decided to teach my wife to play poker. And I told her about the tells, this is a type of involuntary body and face movements to understand that a person is lying, anxious, etc. And she, my smart, in a few nights after the game bought a chip that when I lie, pupils "shoot" down and return to the place. It lasts a fraction of a second, I do it involuntarily and once, I cannot control it. Since then, I can’t lie to my wife in anything, looking in the eyes, and playing poker in mirror glasses.

Good books make you warm, but it’s not a reason to burn them.

A friend and her husband went to dig potatoes, the husband threw off the ground with a spade, and from there the earth mouse jumped out, the little one, furry, the mother of the girlfriend shouted, the girlfriend knocked her, and he for some reason thought that she was about her mother and gave her a necklace.
In silence the potatoes were cooked.

The Israeli singer Alla Pugacheva arrived in Moscow.

Xxx: we went to the park to walk with two families with small children, placed at the fountain on a bench, started getting food and drinks from the bags, the fountain was behind us, we stood back to it....we hear a bang, noise, people ran - a child fell into the fountain....we looked small, and I say to the comrade - the parents of the deer, it is better to look at the children...and then I look - it is mine)))))

Xxx: We were sent to training courses. At night, I was fucking with my friend, drunk, angry, I removed his penis on my phone and put on his call. Drunk) In the morning for courses, the managers, the best employees, and I from the head office came from the branches. Even sat in the first row, put the phone on the silent and put on the neighboring chair. Classes are going, and here I have a guy in the back on my shoulder, a supervisor from the branch, he himself rocks and shows with his hand - your phone is ringing) And I have a fuck there in all its glory. Then I walked around him on the tenth road when he went into the office.