M: I cook better than most of my friends))
You are good :) This greatly increases your chances in the marriage market
M: It increases my chances of not dying of hunger %)

My husband is:
Damn, turn off the light!
I am :
- You ask wrong, start with the word "dear"!
The husband:
Dear... dear electricity, turn off the light!

If you want to post 40 years ago, please:

An intelligent person must be able to distinguish.
– – – – –
Gogol of Hegel,
Hegel of the Baby,
Baby from Babylon.
Babel from the cable.
Cable from Cable.
A cow from a fucks.
– – – – –
A man from a decent woman.

Cats are such artists, fucking... I put on the cat a shale - and he has his legs scorned and spit on the side. I check, it doesn’t go anywhere. The cat is lying, hearty, looking with sad eyes. It was only necessary to pull out a piece of cheese and put it in a bowl - hurra, the cat went! He was born as if nothing had happened. Then the cheese ended, and the cat’s legs were rejected again.

111: üfüfüfüfüfü
You laugh like a real German :D

The country can be proud of you, another employee of McDakota.
I’m working in construction, to be precise, I’ll work. And my wife works in a car factory (let’s not talk about what). Now, visiting friends with young children stopped going, or it is somehow embarrassing when in any conversation five out of seven words are a good match.
_____
Chuvak, I am a journalist and we have in our editorial office such a mat in a normal working environment that the carpenters, who sometimes come to us, ask them to be silent. At home, of course, I do not have time to rebuild, because I sometimes work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. But my grandmother, who worked for 40 years as a freezer in the factory, has not spoken a single motherly word in her whole life. Moreover, she calls Garika Sukacheva "Stukachev", because she cannot otherwise pronounce this surname. There are different people. And I, and my father, and even my strict grandfather, try not even to say a word about her - we fear that she will get bad from our words. And it wasn’t so now, when she was 70, it was so all her life.

News "The FBI is sending agents to Russia. U.S. intelligence services will help ensure the security of the Olympic Games in Sochi.
vovka coach: “Here they will be surprised to see how many Uzbek and Tajik are in their service) almost every cap with the inscription of the FBI.

After each GDP speech/interview, I understand that answering a question without linking the answer to the question is a gift.

Normal people do things at the last moment, but smart people do things on time.

SPB_Auto is on the air again:

xxxx
you put a tail in the car - after such a hassle you brake off you approach and say look what damage you will have next time - and you crack.

UUU
I am an old engineer, I have not held anything heavier than the cursor for a long time, uncle.

xxxx
Raise your mouse in the morning.

UUU
I can’t, my back is fucking.

I have my own way of fighting SMS spam: it came from a taxi - I order a taxi somewhere in the fucking, where they are, of course, no one is waiting for them, if flowers - I order flowers, and also in the fucking... well, you understand. Join to join.

111> эххх.. was such a fun admin. Even yesterday. I took a mortgage today.
222> and what, loaded right away?
111 and gt. The sad one sits, the samsu eats.
222> well, even on samsa remains
He chews her so carefully as if he would never see her again in the next 15 years.

Listening to the staff department:

The hospital is paid. But that doesn’t mean you have to stay home and get sick.

Instructions for the Automagnet:
When you remove the SD memory card, press it until you hear a click. At the same time, remove your finger slowly, otherwise the memory card can fly out of the slot at high speed, causing injury or other damage.

I found an old article on the overclock website. The article is quite standard, but the end pleased me:

At the end of the article, I would like to compare the 2900XT and its indirect competitor, namely my cat.
Here are they.
(cat vs. 2900xt.jpg)
By dimensions, it can be seen that the cat is larger, and installing it in the body will be a problem, but! After all, according to the technical characteristics, it spreads swallow and dust. Judge by yourself:
The number of blurring blocks in a cat is 64 times greater than in the 2900XT.
The cat's cooling system is more perfect and completely silent.
Moral obsolescence of the 2900XT will occur with the release of a new top, and the cat will be honored for a very long time
=) is

The Hobbit and Why the Car Didn't Melt

Everything is very simple: the melting temperature of gold is 1064,18 ° C and the melting temperature of steel is 1450-1520 ° C (I do not know the melting temperature of the dwarf). So we get the difference of about 400 degrees. In addition, steel with a high carbon content has very poor thermal conductivity, so the wheelchair could be covered with sludge (residual product of the melting of metal) also having poor thermal conductivity, so it does not burn!

No magic, I hope the question is exhausted.

I just went looking at the gifts, I said I needed a dress.

WOW: “I said...” Yeeee...this is our approach! and :)

Ohhhh right! This is only from the fifth session) was supposed to be a meat machine or a fan)))

WOW: A dress without a basar is better than a meat machine)....imagine you would have met the new year in a meat machine))))

"I spent the evening with you.
Now I look like a fool.
Of course I’t give...
Could I have asked?and "
Lydia of Zaozor.

A wise man, good morning!
I am here in the Bundess a whole cimes myth compot!
First, I get three benefits here: as an unemployed, as a refugee, and as a descendant of the victims of the Holocaust.
Secondly, there is a good climate, beautiful shakes and tasty, although non-smooth, feeding.
And thirdly, Naumchik, I have a wonderful job – I found ours and we work together in the crematorium.
We are burning the Germans!! to

I cleaned the egg. In order not to collect the shell from the table, I sat next to the garbage bowl, cleaned right there. I clean up, get up and start to eat, at the same time I hear someone look into the kitchen, and the voice of my brother:
- Someone, feed Sanya, he is already eating out of the garbage bowl!