Everyone has times when they are ashamed of their actions or words.

So, I had one of those moments when I had a guy with no right hand, asked:

Are you also leftist?

However, a beautiful word can dramatically affect a person’s choice.

When I just started selling fabrics, I encountered the confusion of customers,how can you use such a not noble material.They just refused.For a week no closed deal.I was decided to act,no more fabrics,only BROWN SPON.And the situation changed drastically in the other direction.Refusal minimum. raised the price by 15 percent.



P.S. Fanera is made of berry (maybe who did not know)

We were six years old. They went to the same kindergarten, lived in neighboring entrances, ran to each other in guests, played together in the yard. One day she turned to me, looked closely with her blue eyes and said, “karafuzzi, I love you!“”



I didn’t know what to answer, so I said, “Well, stupid!” She smiled, took my hand and we ran to play.

This story happened fifteen years ago. My future wife (at the time) once before the New Year spoke that she wanted to put a tree at home. But in Penza they are almost not sold, so, I said, I had to buy a pineapple, as usual. In general, on the thirty-first of December, while I was passing through the city, I saw a man selling trees, and immediately called his wife, saying "there are selling." Next, from her words:



“Father, after your call, immediately gathered and bought a tree. Coming home, we removed the jewelry from the pine tree, we hung it onto the tree, and the pine tree was dragged to the garbage container. He came back and told him that a drunk man was in front of him. Who, having seen how the pine with the remains of the New Year's pine tree is thrown into the garbage container, sat down in the squabble and with pain in his voice pronounced "blue".

Life fills me with wonderful friends.

A friend (P) went on a business trip, where the time zone is 4 hours different from our local. The day passes, the bell cries, the husband has changed and in general he is ugly. During the conversation we find out:

Q: - I call him at 9 o'clock in the evening (it's on a business trip, respectively, we have an hour of the night), and my husband doesn't take the phone. Then he calls back in a couple of minutes, saying he was asleep. We talked with him. I put the phone. And here it came to me! It’s 9 o’clock in the evening, and he’s now at 1 o’clock in the night, that means he didn’t call me for a minute, but for 4 hours! What can you do at night so that you don’t call back for 4 hours!!!! to

I didn’t know what to say about that logic.

The president, who considers his ally the party of bureaucracy, has never taught the history of betrayal.

Very briefly. When a state refuses to treat and teach children, it seems that it does not hope to survive until that generation grows up and begins to feed the state.

News on Yandex on December 9:
Chubais accused the Russians of ungratefulness, and said that "the whole society should say a great thank you to the oligarchs, over the past 25 years, who rebuilt the country and returned to the people salaries."
News on Yandex on December 10:
Chubais became the holder of the world's highest achievement for the Guinness Book of Records, as an individual, sent on *** 146 million times in just a day by absolutely different people.

After serving in the army, I recovered at the institute for the fourth course. Over the past two years there have been changes in the technology of learning. Previously, in the institute IVC stood computer "Nairi" and "Mir". We gave it a paper with data for calculation, and the next day we received back the results. And it was believed that the course project was calculated using the computer. Now everything has changed. There was an audience in which eight personal computers of the DEK system called DVC were installed. They were nicknamed “Derm Computing Complex” because they were overloaded every time a woman in socks approached them. Therefore, all users have learned to often save their files.

Initially I tried to do without attending this audience, but in the first laboratory work I learned that the calculations in the report should be done on the DVC. Moreover, the program for computing had to be compiled in the same language as "Basic". I decided to challenge this imperative and addressed the teacher:

Dmitry Viktorovich, why do I need to program? I am an engineer, not a programmer.

A new era has arrived. And now an engineer who does not own a personal computer at all, and programming in particular, bamboo!

Why do I need this programming? I can do without a computer.

will not succeed. The era of industrial controllers has come. Very soon, all of the automation will be on microprocessors. A computer will help you independently print letters, form form forms. And the program prepared by you will allow you to automate standard calculations. For example, calculate the voltage drop in the cable line.

It is not difficult to calculate on the calculator.

I agree. What if there are dozens of lines?

There are programmable calculators.

- Yes, but the data obtained on them you will rewrite on a slate, and then you will manually make a table. The program will form a report and print it.

You need to know English for programming.

not necessarily. Remove the operators and all. There are programming languages in Russian. Or similar to Norton Commander.



There was nothing to object and I had to master DOS and Basic. Soon I realized that the teacher was right. Having mastered the standard calculations, I thought about drawing drawings and schemes. But IBM compatible computers then were few, and domestic "APM designers" did not work.



When I was sent to an AutoCAD course at work, I was thrilled! But it never appeared in our factory. It turned out that in addition to a powerful computer, you need to buy a graph-builder and the program itself for very decent money. But the technological calculations were fully computerized. “Lexicon” has eliminated the need to run to the машburo and forget what “first copy” means.



And then it went further – programming of accounting programs: Warehouse, Funding and even an attempt to write a Salary. It was surprising: once I wrote the program, sold it to several organizations, and then with each - a monthly amount for accompaniment. Here is it, happiness! That is capitalism!



But one day I met a professional programmer. He recently graduated from the Institute in Chelyabinsk. It turned out that he mastered four dozen programming languages. After looking at the listing of my program on Paradox, he said, “It’s a good SUBD, but...” I didn’t believe him. Then he rewrote my program. She worked faster than mine. And I realized that the time of self-examination was over...



Recently I heard on the radio: "And the self-taught programmers of the nineties are now working as guards on parking lots." Is it so? I am not working...

In 6th grade I bought a sports suit for growth, I grew up, finished school, universe, married, gave birth, and now it is just for me.