PURE: It’s a pity that you don’t know English, as I know it... Otherwise you would think that my nick is sounding "unclean", and not purer at all...

Man: The show around midnight Happy Tree Friends, with all the warning inscriptions, is a crime, but KillBill’s idiot with the cut off of the limbs at 21 am is normal...
Fuck these moralists with their double morality already to the evil... Transvestites, pidarasses and old marasmatics each holiday occupying all federal channels are of course examples of morality...

I went on the street on March 7. In front of me, a man turns to the parade, begins to house. I go in a hurry and hear the dialogue:
by KOBLA!? to
The apple!
The black?! to
Fuck me!
What, who?! to
Nothing is me!
Who is!? to
and I!
“Oh, Vasek, I’d say right away, fuck you don’t come in!” and they hang the phone. The man is leaving.
I seem to live in a no less foolish city than Musecca...

I remember dancing with her at graduation in the 10th.
Her chest touched my...I have a heart.
Deceased
10 years later I met class...I danced with
Her stomach touched my... I wanted more vodka.

Shadow in the metro! A crowd of foreigners are sitting, in turn measuring anti-gas (see where they bought a souvenir) and joking about the fact that in the Russian subway there is electricity and there is a chance to ride (it became apparent as ppc), and they photograph everything on a digital photocopy. Here there are two types in costumes, approach them, touch the face of students!They are talking about the KGB! and about secret developments, foreigners in shock, take their anti-gas, and a card from the photocopy, coming out! I almost died, guys just respectful.

Fuck, tomorrow the trippers of Matan...

It sounds like a venereal disease.

[18:35:43] <@Casket> I and my neighbor voted for the Darth Vader and the type I know about Gordon Freeman...
[18:35:51] <SNG-Warden64> crazy, you should have voted for Freeman
[18:36:16] <SNG-AlteR> in the presidents?
<SNG-Warden64> yes
[18:36:25] <SNG-Warden64> he cheats silent
[18:36:27] <SNG-Warden64> but his business knows
[18:37:06] <SNG-Warden64> here is what you can see
[18:37:12] <SNG-Warden64> Bush and Freeman talks
[18:37:18] <SNG-Warden64> bush cheo there chases chases
[18:37:25] <SNG-Warden64> freeman stands up and quietly on his buttocks his foam
[18:37:30] <SNG-Warden64> all, America at our feet
[18:37:36] <SNG-Warden64> which nuclear missiles Zhirikova f top
[18:37:53] <SNG-Warden64> or imagine, the Americans will go to war on us, their freeman 1 will bring out
[18:37:58] <SNG-Warden64> half foam

I read on the headphones:
The attention! A warning!
1) Made in China

Chag-Nores: In fact, there was a way to win Medvedev in the election.
Chag-Nores: But no one has hypnotized.

For those who listen to the player there is no such node that could not be disconcerted!

Pique Nique
I bought a generator!! to
Pique Nique
petrol, compact, small (with kitchen TV, 20 kg), 700watt, quiet, Honda engine
Pique Nique
5500 total, one year of guarantee
Pique Nique
Purchased under the influence of an instant impulse. All the money available.
Pique Nique
Eat only half a liter per hour at full load.
Natgrey
Why is he to you?
Pique Nique
Fuck him knows.

Sakurada Nori: Today, in practice, the children of black classes burned up.
In the picture with teenagers, they had to differentiate girls (blondes in topics) from a guy (well, a guy like a guy...)
To distinguish... The reasoning was brilliant:
Well, girls in such topics... A boy would never dress like that. There is a Tokio Hotel.
And how can I, after that, be asked, calmly conduct the lesson?! to

Scary Guy :
People, to what state should I roast the grills?

by MoP$:
Until they ask for mercy.

Atreides: I helped our admin put the net today
St1ll :?? to
St1ll: You’re like in Linux or a bubble.
Atreides: What a nice Linux, we bought an office table tennis set.

^ Archangel^ (10:39:10 9/03/2008)
I stood there drinking tea, burning in the window. And there all morning some sink lays, here a guy runs out of the neighboring entrance and shouts "Stop, fool!!It pins this seam, it flies on a beautiful bow and knocks out the window of some apartment, itself, falls there. I barely drowned with tea, but that's not all, in a few minutes from this apartment comes a scream "Museo, you've been found!" I live in a foolish city...

I bought a fireplace, and it was written in the instructions.
"Keep away from children and other flammable objects"
The Satanic lighthouse.

I left the money in the refrigerator, give it to my grandmother.
2 What?
What a coke, our own!
2) We have two of them.
Fuck it, Nina.
Do you fuck your brains for a long time? We have both grandmothers of Nina!! to
It is fucking. ?

by Fushech
I got instructions from a Chinese car TV and realized that I didn’t understand anything about technology. Orphography of the Chinese.
"You can not dismantle the TV, the high voltage inside is dangerous.." "Remove the antenna from the thick end after use" "Connect the unwritten sound cable to the red and white sound node" "Put the metal support piece, which is in the western body of the TV" mother it also with the compass to install

From a school composition based on the story of Gogol "Shinel"(Orthography preserved)
In one department there lived an official, he was called Abkaki Abkakovich, his family name was Bashmakov, he was small, splashy, blind, marshy and with baldness in all lithos.
Abkaki worked as a towel counselor.All the year, Bashmakov wore boots and only changed pads once a year.Abkaki was very unattractive and none of the officials wanted to honor him.Someone didn't know where this tiny bureaucrat came to the office.Everything was spoofed on him.The first worker sucked a paper under his nose and Abkaki began to rewrite it.Bashmakov was very labor-intensive and loved his business.

The most harmful shit on earth is the thinkers. Ordinary writers

They tend people to sleep, and these to insomnia.