user (14:48:07 10/03/2011)
We are all dead.
user (14:48:12 10/03/2011)
help me
by admin (14:48:18 10/03/2011)
We will all be buried.
by admin (14:48:23 10/03/2011)
Do not worry

NEVER scare a cat with a socks you will soon wear.

Demiorg: Mustard can be found everywhere if desired. Here, give me any positive news, and I will find a mushroom in it.
Ivan: You are still alive.
Demiorg: Is this life?

and fucking. My rat is in perfect shape.
The shape of the ball.
Tags: rofl fire
TT: How did it happen?
Well, his mother lets him run...through the kitchen. This infection eats everything it wants and eats. I took it in my hand and I could ride it :D
I want to be your rat.
Need, vocal guitarist must be in shape
D: I can ride the stage and sing, sometimes get to the guitar and take a couple of powerful chords.

I don't know where childhood ends, but I know where it plays.

According to studies, a third of British people suffer from paranoia. British citizens believe they are being watched or persecuted. The results were obtained by analyzing e-mail and SMS correspondence from UK residents, as well as surveillance cameras in various locations.

You are forbidding me!It cannot!
is false
by Dada? I go to the club tomorrow.
OK OK
Then we went to the aquapark with a group.
OK OK
I will go to work at night shift.! to
OK OK
Are you Ohrid? Do you cheat on me?
The Face Palm

I waited for the boss to say on the phone:
Do you promote my website? Give me hope!! to
–...
Hello to Hope.

I almost fell from the chair.)

My wife bought a webcam and I asked her:
How about the camera?
It is: normal.
I: Do you not use it?
She needs to be beautiful...

One of the well-known contact applications announced a competition "MissSocietyNetwork".
Such a number of suddenly flooded light erotics did not see the most popular sites of prostitutes.

If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

xxx: how to react when on my "I am fat!" guy instead of "Well you, you have a beautiful figure" answers "No problem, I too!"?

Why did you take it, it is uncultural.
Is it uncultural? He even when we climbed on the construction slid only where the toilet was planned.

I wake up in the morning after a good drink, and I go to school early in the morning, I go to wake a friend, who also drank well yesterday. I try to interpret what he answers through a dream: without the sanction of the prosecutor you have no right.
Studying at the Academy of IMD

Blaine: Fuck... girls are now like domain names
DeVil: What is it?
Everything you like is mostly busy.

Everyone in the keyboard has bread crumbs, and I have a poppy crumbs there :(

Some believe that God created man, some believe the opposite, but one thing is obvious: man has done his work more qualitatively.

The myth or our view from the underworld.

The epigram.

Moscow is the only city in the world where you can get stuck in your ass when you go ahead of a meeting.
(C)Carmadon An.ru

The Chinese government has an interesting approach to population control. Traffic on the roads is not controlled at all. Everyone drives like crazy.
4 lane road - 2 lines in one direction, 2 in the other. On the right lane with a speed of 100 km per hour is a car. Tired of such a rush, he begins to overtake a passenger bus.
Irritated by the fact that he was not missed, a gasoline car with a huge tank crosses a double consistent and surpasses a passenger bus upon encounter. Having decided that there is nothing to lose, going to the left lane, all this fun three is overtaken by the evacuator carrying the broken evacuator!!! to
At the meeting, strikers on agricultural machinery...

The Pilate officer, Mr. The order.
It makes up the estimate: 5% - execution of the real contract, 50% - repayment to me, looks at the portrait of the President, bitterly breathes and writes, 45% - to the president for the fight against corruption.

I smiled at the status of one girl: “You spoiled me.” I wonder, she guesses who she is in this situation?