BlondyB: And don’t go out. The value of the child is extremely overstated in mass culture, specifically for the youth to bear fruit. In many cases, connecting and communicating with friends is much more pleasant.
SVIT6: Can I do something while communicating with friends?
It can, but it is much more pleasant.

I advise, by phone of a friend, on the subject of installing maps on the navigator, via the computer.
After 15 minutes of unsuccessful attempts "click on the right" I tell him
Involve the logic.
Five-second hanging with a blow in the pipe, then the answer
Where is that button?
What kind of?
Logic, where to press?? to
The curtain...

The grandmothers are such, paradoxical, one, in her 80s, rides in a quake, the other at 60s stands up to switch the channel - there are too many buttons on the controller, and she is afraid of it.

It is a provincial, but quite large city. Doctors are few, and bills are even fewer. At the window stands an elderly woman and wants to get to the reception. It’s a long scandal that she really needs. There are a lot of people around, but everyone is accustomed to this picture. Suddenly a woman says:
Give me a ticket. You have to be treated. You gave Hippo.
For someone in the rest of the row, this phrase clearly became the phrase of the day.

Imagine you can fly, but you are not a human being. Who are you?
I am Batman.
You are not a man.
I am Lego Batman.

From work:
A: Look at it, they write - Rockefeller's heart changed for the sixth time!
I : Why?
A: An old man, a hundred years old.
Why does a dog have a heart transplant six times?
In :...! Brother, Rockefeller is not a dog breed, he is a billionaire!
and A-A-A! (Thinkingly) No, I’t... A hundred-year-old life like that, a sixth heart, and even underneath you there’s a snare.

Today at work, my brain turned off completely when I heard my colleagues discussing how to apply a dead mouse to a baby’s navel. Accounting is like that...

The fuck I do with my life.
XXX: I watch the recording of the Tetris championship

XX: I have been asking for a long time.
Why There Are Two Measurement Teaspoons in a Protein Bank
But then I realized that the protein was Russian, which means it was made for the Russians.
I wonder why not three.

In a black-black house, in a black-black room, behind a black-black table sits a black-black laser cartridge refueller, and in his black-black hand, on a black-black canvas, black-black goats. And behind the black-black door, someone with a black-black voice pronounces black-black "Be healthy, Fedy".

We walked with my mother recently through the zoological museum, stopped at this exhibition, standing watching. A young mother approaches us with her 5-year-old son and says to him, “Do you remember the cartoon about the mammoth, where he was looking for his mom?” The boy shakes his head and his mother continues, “So, he didn’t find her and died.”

The boy, to my surprise, did not react, and my lips were treacherously shaking, singing, "Let mom hear, let mom come..."

X is OMG. It turns out that ReactOS suddenly turned out to be the safest OS in the world! The CIA was unable to develop a single exploit for it.
W: Kaneshn, they have the main security fit - in any unclear situation we fall into BSOD. No hacker can withstand that.

A taxi driver demanded from a tourist 16 thousand rubles for 20 minutes of travel in St. Petersburg.

This is a cultural stallion, e! Pay for it, E!

Friends, at Eurovision we all vote for Ukraine!
The next Eurovision will take place in Ukraine. cannot be released.

When the authorities are unable to seize criminals, they seize those who report crimes on the internet and on the streets.

About feminism.
My childhood was among the military, so I got used to normal people. When around polite people are in shape, the soul is calm. We were not afraid of anything, because we knew that on any of our screams because of the neighboring bush a patrol materializes and the offenders will at least politely explain what they did wrong.
The men burned. Then the caterpillar in the forest next to the military camp will be picked up and fed with all the officers, then in the spring the entire military town will be decorated by the moment the sirens are disbanded. We woke up every morning at the same time from the top of running students – a charge. In any weather in a tight line.
Children of officers periodically through the hole in the fence made "raids" on the strip of obstacles of the military school. I still remember how the “divisors” pulled me out of the dam. I had to go there, but not the point. After that incident, I clearly understood that it doesn’t make sense to agree to all adventures.
In the city of military schools and universities women dressed. They were not dressed, they were dressed. It was a way of life, thinking and behavior. People were genuinely interested in each other. When everywhere people were in shape, in old pants and folded shoes, even garbage was not accepted. But we must say that in the sight of a normal man, no one fainted, no one was surprised by this phenomenon and took it as the norm of being. However, like the gymnastes in swimsuits on the beach did not cause pork reactions. They all reacted decently to each other.
The parade is a celebration and a separate story. When an officer wears a flag in gloves, it should not be ashamed to walk home with his wife.
Don’t talk about the “heavy share” of modern women. In the age of butterflies, washing machines, cleaning products and miracle scavengers, it is simply unacceptable. Our mothers, according to modern standards, lived in much harsher household conditions, but in the vast majority looked like pictures. Preserve their reputation.
Why this. I’ve never seen a feminist next to the military or people in shape. There is no feminism in this environment. There are feminism, but there is no feminism. Amazing next door.

Let us legalize a four-day working week with a weekend on Wednesday!

Sometimes I look at some girls, and personally for me next to her I just get lighter, the sun brighter, and the rain more joyful.
I just want to force myself to do something against Lenny.
Speaking to her, I don’t forget that behind my back I have a lot of shit (no car, no yard).
But it dissolves all that routine. With its multi-facetedness, in the reflection of which there is at least something that will cause you to get out of the fucking world of cracked illusions.
YYY: It looks like programming:
ZZZ : Oh yeah I'm hz, what I've done in this life without this thing.
Yes, love may be similar to programming, but it’s not so stable.
When you really love someone, or at least value that person, you are breaking your life and trying to build something worthwhile out of that rubbish.
YYY: Well I’m saying...
One in one!
Zzzz: And there, and there fucking :D

The real narcissist has mirrors inserted in the photo frame.

In a dreamy year, on the show, the audience sent a question about the indignation of the composers: applause during the performance terribly disturbed, and someone of the great (knowns by the way right then remembered who the author, unlike me now:), suggested to fit them in the score.

It turned out that there was enough competent conductor: the world-renowned Israeli conductor and pianist Daniel Barenboim brought communication with spectators during the performance of the "March of Radetsky" to an unprecedented level. This is what the master of his business means. Along with the orchestra management, he also directed the hall) The hall was delighted))