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[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157720
 10.03.2022
The Tu-334 was already ready for certification and made entirely from domestic units. For some reason he was forgotten.



YYY: Fuck, you’ve gotten it with the TU-334. Ukrainian engines are on it. Do you understand it or not?



Zzzz: I understand it. The issue has been resolved for two weeks.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №157719
 10.03.2022
People constantly complain about their life, and when the moment comes to lose it, they start to cling to it.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157718
 10.03.2022
Last year, he gave his daughter a chocolate on March 8.
Well, gave and gave, seemed to have to break down and all things. The 10-year-old boy has disappeared. She thought that if she were given a chocolate every year, she would have 10 chocolates now. And they are not!
But that is not all. Divided on the work, the male part of the collective laughed.
But the women said that he was in the first, a heartless idiot, in the second, he is now obliged to give the child 10 chocolates, and in the third, he is generally a cattle, what he said, because the ladies are now upset, because they have no more chocolate. The older the woman, the more offensive.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157717
 10.03.2022
If you feel unnecessary, remember that someone in Russia is studying at the Faculty of International Relations.

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