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[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158166
 10.06.2022
The seeds of hatred flow with blood.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158165
 10.06.2022
Once I was in the subway, in front of it is a girl sitting, in glasses, all so careful, reading a book, you can see immediately - the intelligence. You probably don’t even know what a divorce key is.

The grandfather comes in, the doors are closed, he stands over her for a while, then pins her on her foot with a dirty shoe, and scratches almost the whole car:

If I had respect for someone who is older than you, I would have given up.

The girl looks at him frightened, finally comes back and rises up. Then he said to him:

Respect is the recognition of someone’s positive qualities. I will show compassion.

Nowadays, people have almost learned how to formulate their thoughts.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158164
 10.06.2022
The Central Bank has allowed Russians to transfer up to $150,000 a month abroad. This measure will not be in words, but in fact will make life much easier for the broad strata of the Russian population.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158163
 10.06.2022
Yesterday, I go with the bats, I sit on the back, I work, and the back of the shaded glasses, the sun does not shine on the note.

The father stops the haishnik, his question: "There are children", the father: "Yes, from behind." Haishnik, since he does not see what is in the back window, says, "Open the window," the father opens, there I sit (41 years old).

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №158162
 10.06.2022
U.S. police brutally beat a Chinese man by asking his name.

“I have lost faith in humanity, freedom and democracy,” said Faq Yu.

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